RIP: Vetteman

[RobDownSouth]

The high point was his claim that "I am the Lib Tosser"....and nobody told him what a "lib tosser" was for over a week.

He'll be remembered for his mantra...
"I never said I believed it!
I never even commented on it!
I was merely passing it along!"

#PlausibleDeniability

 

[RobDownSouth]

And of course, Vettie was the inspiration for Vettebingo
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/vettebingo_zps8643920c.gif

 

[bronzeage]

I am having a little trouble finding the link between posting on Lit and getting my head chopped off. Some of us toss the personal info out there. Definitely risk in that. But other than those I have shared my stuff with, how much does this place reveal about me? If I was a marine and posted that I was a marine, which I am not because I like girls, but if I did, how are my enemies going to track me down any faster because of this?

WTF? Has this become some kind of "Ohnoes, Isis is in my internet" cat meme?

 

[Sean Renaud]

I have sufficient enemies IRL that honestly if any of you took the time to fly out from your homes to murder me I might just ask that you politely let me post on Lit one last time.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

The high point was his claim that "I am the Lib Tosser"....and nobody told him what a "lib tosser" was for over a week.

He'll be remembered for his mantra...
"I never said I believed it!
I never even commented on it!
I was merely passing it along!"

#PlausibleDeniability

wow, you are acting like a jealous lover

 

[NeverEndingMe]

I have sufficient enemies IRL that honestly if any of you took the time to fly out from your homes to murder me I might just ask that you politely let me post on Lit one last time.

can you afford to fly off welfare or does obama give you free airfare?

 

[NeverEndingMe]

Fun times.

yeah, your kind if mentally fucked. hence, your neverending need for welfare and other hand outs

 

[lilsarah91]

Wait........ is Vette actually "Dead" Dead?
Or did he just leave the board, only to someday maybe slither back?

 

[bronzeage]

Wait........ is Vette actually "Dead" Dead?
Or did he just leave the board, only to someday maybe slither back?

Lit people have died before and none of them had their posts turned to frogs. It's unlikely someone's last dying wish would be to have their lit history erased. I assume they would have other things on their mind.

When someone requests a frogging, it's usually because their lit account has created a problem in their everyday life, more likely a problem for their spouse.

How this would play in Vette's life is a mystery, unless he was involved in something more than lit politics.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Wait........ is Vette actually "Dead" Dead?
Or did he just leave the board, only to someday maybe slither back?

Right now he' only "board dead", but hope springs eternal.

You were one of his most favorite cunts.

 

[lilsarah91]

You were one of his most favorite cunts.

awwwww, that's so sweet

 

[SuprSalor]

Wait........ is Vette actually "Dead" Dead?
Or did he just leave the board, only to someday maybe slither back?

I imagine he logs in several times a day to fap to this thread.

 

[AllyRose]

I miss vetteman.

 

[Lancecastor]

We all miss him, each in our own way.

 

[Pookie]

We all miss him, each in our own way.

He would've appreciated the tributes you've made.

 

[Lancecastor]

He would've appreciated the tributes you've made.

He provided me with lots of laughs over the past 13 years, so it's the least I can do!

 

[RobDownSouth]

The truth comes out: Vetteman got a raise

 

[Lancecastor]

I thought he was a WalMart greeter?!

 

[Adre]

We all miss him, each in our own way.

I miss the totally, completely, 100% unintended humor of the angry old coot.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I thought he was a WalMart greeter?!

He only lasted a week at Wally World.

He insisted that Hispanics provide legal proof of residency to enter the store.

 

[Lancecastor]

He only lasted a week at Wally World.

He insisted that Hispanics provide legal proof of residency to enter the store.

That's right....I DID hear he's at McDonalds....

http://f.tqn.com/y/urbanlegends/1/S/9/6/1/seriously-mcdonalds.jpg

 

[lilsarah91]

I thought he was a WalMart greeter?!

I miss the totally, completely, 100% unintended humor of the angry old coot.

So this is Vette now?

 

[NeverEndingMe]

you asshats need to get together...for a circle and do the welfare dance

 

[Sean Renaud]

Can I pet you Sarah? Cus you're cute.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Wait........ is Vette actually "Dead" Dead?
Or did he just leave the board, only to someday maybe slither back?

Lit people have died before and none of them had their posts turned to frogs. It's unlikely someone's last dying wish would be to have their lit history erased. I assume they would have other things on their mind.

When someone requests a frogging, it's usually because their lit account has created a problem in their everyday life, more likely a problem for their spouse.

How this would play in Vette's life is a mystery, unless he was involved in something more than lit politics.

Or all of those people who consider themselves centrist, tolerant, diverse, nuanced, yada, yada, yada, practice a form of hatred in discussion so vile that eventually the board becomes a toxic mess in which every thought is met by four pages of name-calling, ascription and canned corn because there is no such thing as an innocent remark if you are not a Liberal Democrat.

Vette's biggest mistake was not putting most of the ass clowns on ignore.