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I had a young coworker say to me (with all sincerity), "wow. Your generation has seen so much..."

I felt even older when I realized he wasn't born when 9/11 happened. I simply nodded and agreed. 👵🏻
We had an apprentice who had never operated a touch tone telephone, didn't know how. Our place of work must be State of the Ark.

The iPhone generation has landed. Scary to think there are adults younger than the iPhone, not alone didn't see 9/11 or even the Millennium.
 
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Paying for hand luggage, seat selection, food, hold luggage, using a check-in counter, for a flight with no entertainment, comfort or leg room..

What next? A £1 per sheet charge in the loo, or £5 to sit down on it??
There's places in Mexico that charge for loo roll, but they don't charge much. The most I've seen is 10 pesos/56 cents US/46p
 
People that tell me I'm "being rude" when I won't try their "world famous special dish". Ever hear of food allergies?
Would it be more polite to sample your pumpkin pie and call an ambulance?
 
I order a hamburger and "do you want cheese on that?". Did I order a cheeseburger? NO.
I order a milkshake and "do you want soy milk or oat milk?". Did I ask for a fake milkshake? NO.
I order a pizza and "do you want non-dairy cheese?". Did I ask for fake cheese? NO
Stop second guessing me. Give me what I asked for and if i screwed up, its my fault.
 
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