Salvors' Sin Shack

[Guest]

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I wondered how you paid for that pool full of Astroglide.

You would not believe the credit limit on Des's card!

 

[S-Des]

You would not believe the credit limit on Des's card!

Oh, you're right...you wouldn't believe it...

 

[MagicaPractica]

Ok people lets get some sin going on in here again.

WE need some stripping music. And a disco ball. 48 tubes of Astro-glide, 50 large rubber cots, 3 chipmunk costumes, some floggers, 20 dildos of various sizes and shapes, some of those sex swings and 5 pairs of roller skates!

Oh and someone bring me some dayquill please.

Okay, I have 1 dildo, 1 set of roller skates and I'm very crafty so I could probably make some of those sex swings. But that's all I've got.

 

[Skip1934a]

I'm here to stalk kiten. Has anyone seen her? I have something for her under my... oh, I'm not nekkid yet.<disrobes quickly> something for her behind my back.

 

[kiten69]

**tap, tap** right here skip

Sal...hunny...why did you order more rubber chickens than dildos ??

Really only 20 dildos and 30 rubber chickens...

 

[Guest]

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Okay, I have 1 dildo, 1 set of roller skates and I'm very crafty so I could probably make some of those sex swings. But that's all I've got.

That's all you need well that and some whipped cream.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

**tap, tap** right here skip

Sal...hunny...why did you order more rubber chickens than dildos ??

Really only 20 dildos and 30 rubber chickens...

yes but 20 dildos, and a gross of candy canes, plus the * silently counts* 3? 4? penises we have here all ready, we should have plenty of insertable for whatever needs should happen.

 

[Skip1934a]

**tap, tap** right here skip

Sal...hunny...why did you order more rubber chickens than dildos ??

Really only 20 dildos and 30 rubber chickens...

*stalk* *stalk* *stalk*
Rate my technique, if you will, darlin'. And if you need more dildoes, just say so. Don't beat around the flagpole, no matter it's phallic implications.

 

[S-Des]

Okay, I have 1 dildo, 1 set of roller skates and I'm very crafty so I could probably make some of those sex swings. But that's all I've got.

..."I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates,
You've got a brand new key..."

 

[kiten69]

We now have 30 vibrating rubber duckies and a gross of candy canes for S-Des.

Jammies...you are my HERO!!!

 

[MagicaPractica]

That's all you need well that and some whipped cream.

*sigh ~ adding whip cream to the grocery list* Does it matter if it comes in a can or do I have to make it fresh? I prefer fresh but the canned one is more easily readied and lasts longer.

 

[MagicaPractica]

..."I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates,
You've got a brand new key..."

I thought you had the key? Shit! Damn chastity belt!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*sigh ~ adding whip cream to the grocery list* Does it matter if it comes in a can or do I have to make it fresh? I prefer fresh but the canned one is more easily readied and lasts longer.

Canned is ok, its more for decoration than for flvor.

And btw I have lock picks

 

[kiten69]

WOW!!! whipped cream before 9:00 in the morning...where's my coffee?

 

[Skip1934a]

WOW!!! whipped cream before 9:00 in the morning...where's my coffee?

"Stalk" The coffee, young lady, is over in FTFs place. Donuts, too. Get your lazy bones over there. NOW.

 

[kiten69]

"Stalk" The coffee, young lady, is over in FTFs place. Donuts, too. Get your lazy bones over there. NOW.

cool...coffee and donuts with skip then back to watching Sal make whip cream art using Magica as a canvas

 

[MagicaPractica]

cool...coffee and donuts with skip then back to watching Sal make whip cream art using Magica as a canvas

LOL, that sounds like fun! Except I forgot to buy the whip cream when I went shopping tonight. How tragic...

 

[MagicaPractica]

And btw I have lock picks

Thank God!

 

[kiten69]

LOL, that sounds like fun! Except I forgot to buy the whip cream when I went shopping tonight. How tragic...

No worries Magica...we have plenty in the kitchen...

 

[Skip1934a]

No worries Magica...we have plenty in the kitchen...

Your stalker is watching. Be a good girl today.

 

[MissBri]

 

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[MissBri]