Santa, I can explain.

[whtwlf1790]

Dear santa,

I promise that she wanted me to eat her. Im sorry that she squirted all over your clean robe

 

[may_I_please]

Dear Santa,

I'll take the rap for any naughtiness MIP may be planning

Dear Santa

He's only saying that so you'll put him on the nice list

But he's naughty...really deliciously naughty

 

[ydahecnot]

But in a nice way

 

[tender_elf]

He was only chained to the bed for a little while and the cuffs were fur lined.

 

[ViciousTease]

Dear Santa,

I'm not your good girl, I'm Daddy's good girl. I've got plans to make my Daddy extra happy, but I'm gonna need the items on my list so pony up and give me the goods, buster. If you don't, I'll tell Mrs. Claus what you've been up to. You still want her to be your good girl, don't ya?

The clock is ticking ...

 

[janeyl]

I was performing a public service...

 

[soccermomnympho]

Dear Santa,
I didnt mean to have sex with my friends husband...I just get so frisky after a few glasses of wine.

 

[FoolMeOnce]

Dear Santa,

If you were me, you'd have done it too. Don't try to hide it.

 

[Wolfias]

Dear Santa.

Yeah I did the nasty with your female Elves, Vixen along with other willing male Elves. Mrs. Claus would have but she through her back out riding Rudolph. This wouldn't happen if you allowed your employees to have relationships after work hours. So put me on the naughty list, coal in my stocking Christmas morning. But you have nobody to blame yourself Mr. Claus, for firing me Crampus your enforcer of the naughty list.

P.s. If I'm a good little wolf I'll get a train set next year?

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

Dear Santa,

I was only doing what I was told....

Red

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Santa,

Fine. I'm being a good girl. I hope you are happy about that. Because I'm not.

 

[*Twisted*]

Dear Santa,

Fine. I'm being a good girl. I hope you are happy about that. Because I'm not.

Santa I've behaved badly but in a good way, that's got to count for somethin.

 

[PaganBull]

Dear Santa,

As you're only interested in good girls, can you pass all the bad ones you find this way?

Cheers.

 

[wtex]

Dear Santa,

After Christmas, could I please get a copy of your list of all the bad girls?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Santa,

After Christmas, could I please get a copy of your list of all the bad girls?

Santa could I get a copy of that list too?

I'm still trying to figure out if blondes really do have more fun and, as you know, I'm a brunette and I have LOADS of fun! So, I'm thinking of locking myself in a room with two blondes, a strap-on, those fur lined handcuffs you got me last year (TY! TY! TY!), a couple pair of blindfolds and about a gallon of baby oil. It's all for research. It's all for a good cause.

 

[ShinyNewbie]

Dear Santa,

I regret nothing. Send more lube.

Shiny

 

[tender_elf]

An elf's gotta do what an elf's gotta do.

 

[DiskoTroop]

I thought she was just a misfit toy....

 

[Kelleebabes]

Dear Santa...can Mrs. Clause share? I've been waiting all year to show you in person...

 

[Lily13]

Dear Santa,

I love you. Always have and always will.

Does that get me off the hook?

Lily

 

[Lummyness]

Dear Santa,

Is it better if I just say I did it. We all know explanations just sound like excuses anyway. Plus, she begged...she begged a whole lot. I didn't want her to be disappointed.

Signed, keeper of the naughty list

 

[PerkyT_T]

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[37_ttej]

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Bwahaha!
See, you found a holidays thread!
However, I think that fat, judgemental bastard may just have crossed you off his 'good girls' list.

 

[PerkyT_T]

Bwahaha!
See, you found a holidays thread!
However, I think that fat, judgemental bastard may just have crossed you off his 'good girls' list.

Well...I have this.


http://data3.whicdn.com/images/19749625/thumb.jpg

 

[37_ttej]

Well...I have this.


http://data3.whicdn.com/images/19749625/thumb.jpg

I don't think sending him gratuitous nudie pics - titillating as they are (see what I did there) - gets you into his good books.