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for the one from IOWA

QUESTION: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

ANSWER: Because the cow has the udder. :D


A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Iowa when she noticed some cows.

"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.

"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.

"Heard of what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows."

"No, a cow herd."

"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
 
for the one from IOWA

QUESTION: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

ANSWER: Because the cow has the udder. :D


A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Iowa when she noticed some cows.

"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.

"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.

"Heard of what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows."

"No, a cow herd."

"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

:eek: You're gonna torture me with cow jokes after everything I've done this morning? :D
 
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