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omahaman2 said:
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Good morning Oman....mine was ok...I'm damn glad I'm nearing the end of a very long week.

Oman did you hear about the girl from Omaha?

A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska, was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri River. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of
the dock, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so
much to live for." I 'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and
bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, warm and bring you food." The blonde thought what do I have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during
a routine inspection, the captain discovered her. "I was stowed away by one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to
Europe, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said.
"This is the Ameristar Casino, and we never leave Council Bluffs,
Iowa."




:D
 
sasebrats said:
That doesn't even sound good. I think I'll stick to cheerio's this morning.

I didn't know that until now.....
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Cheerio's? Nah...it has to be toast and marmalade...

Well you've learnt something new about penguins then! :D
 
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Meetings suck at any time of the day, although that seems to be all I do.

I have a Dr. appointmetn for the little one this morning then off to a day of meetings.

{{{sase}}}
 
tkinsc said:
Meetings suck at any time of the day, although that seems to be all I do.

I have a Dr. appointmetn for the little one this morning then off to a day of meetings.

{{{sase}}}
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Want to take mine with you to the doctor? He's got the stomach flu.
 
Niklock said:
Always fresh...the bits...and, you had better hurry before you have to get to your 'bored' meeting!!
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I'm prepared to walk at this meeting. I wrote up my letter of resignation, if it gets to heated I'm outta there.
 
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