Scariest collarme.com profiles and/or pictures

[TaintedB]

LOL@SirPanda! Good find! (or maybe what is good is that he found you and not any of the rest of us!)

This guy is like Sir Panda: Verrrry Scarrry...But Stupid! The mask: I can dig it! The headwear?

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/31802/details.htm

 

[canadiancutie]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/75891/details.htm#

hahaha I like him

 

[Cherrysweetdeal]

Breeding, too? ack!

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/125319/details.htm

......*hides under her girly soft blankets* I'm all up for gangbangs...but ya kno the breeding

 

[canadiancutie]

......*hides under her girly soft blankets* I'm all up for gangbangs...but ya kno the breeding

I don't understand the breeding thing...is it like "let's get you pregnant so we can raise kids in an unhealthy environment and scar them for life"? who gets off on that! eep!

 

[snowy ciara]

This guy is an admirer of mine

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/96362/default.htm

Well, since you have Master Gil, why don't you turn this gem loose?

 

[bloodhoundbob]

to give equal time, you folks should look at all the profiles from the 18-20 y/o Dommes with YEARS of exerience, looking for FINANCIAL servitude, of course lol

 

[SierraMoon]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/10045/details.htm

He has 42 years experience as a Dominant/Master.... yet he's only 54 years old.... He started really early!!!!!!!!!

 

[canadiancutie]

to give equal time, you folks should look at all the profiles from the 18-20 y/o Dommes with YEARS of exerience, looking for FINANCIAL servitude, of course lol

haha those make me giggle

 

[Betticus]

to give equal time, you folks should look at all the profiles from the 18-20 y/o Dommes with YEARS of exerience, looking for FINANCIAL servitude, of course lol

Ha! I've seen some of those. One was so bold as to state that in order to gain her attention and consideration one must suitably impress her with a gift that she considers to be good enough for her.

21 and in California of course. Her pic was obviously taken at a nightclub.

If I were evil I would get one of my models to pose as a Domme and do the same thing except the gifts/cash, etc.. would never be good enough for a meeting.

 

[Betticus]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/107851/default.htm

This one just makes me want to drop to my knees and send her gifts!

 

[graceanne]

hahaha I like him

So do I. He's a smart ass, I like smart asses.

 

[TaintedB]

I think he's trying to be humorous with an exaggerated expression, but this guy's face creeps me out!

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/29011/details.htm

 

[TaintedB]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/107851/default.htm

This one just makes me want to drop to my knees and send her gifts!

Yeah, I know what you mean. Her first photo is very submissive looking, the rest just don't have much of a dom aura to them. A lot of inexperienced sub men equate physical beauty with domliness (which is why pretty sub women who go to sex clubs frequetly get all kinds of men crawling after them begging to serve them), fortunately for her, so this babe is probably reeling in the dough.

 

[SierraMoon]

I think he's trying to be humorous with an exaggerated expression, but this guy's face creeps me out!

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/29011/details.htm

He's kind of got the Christopher Walken face goin on...

 

[DVS]

Yeah, these are great! Now I have to go try to find some spooky ones. Wish me lucky somebody. :/

Noooooooo! Don't go into the water!!!!!! Noooooooo!!!!

 

[DVS]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/134301/details.htm we can start it off with norman bates.

That guy looks very much like someone I know. Face, age and even body type and size. I took a double take, for sure, and checked out where he lives. Phew! I don't think my friend has moved. I guess I'll have to drive down to his place to see if he has.

 

[TaintedB]

If Aeroil was a dom?

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/138626/details.htm

 

[Marquis]

If Aeroil was a dom?

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/138626/details.htm

Looks kinda like eminem to me.

 

[Betticus]

I think it is.

 

[TaintedB]

I don't know, the other day I posted a profile in one of these threads that looked like the REM singer. A lot of people look like a lot of famous people, if you know what I mean...or are using the images of the famous to get hot dates. :/

Is Eminem known for having an astonishing sword collection?

 

[TaintedB]

Looks kinda like eminem to me.

Your new avatar and the quote above it are hilarious, Marquis!

 

[BlueSugar]

I know what BDSM is about, I know it has its layers and sections, sub divisions and combinations.

But no matter how many personals I read, especially on CollarMe... I can't seem to get over the "You will abandon all hope and life, you will be my shut in, you've looked for me all your life..." ones.

Or the Tops looking for a servent/slave/sub to do their laundry and be their little house cleaning bitch ... it seems too good to be true. "I'm going to Top you and you will like it, there will be no strings or sex, but you'll do all my laundry, dishes, cleaning and ass kissing..."

It just seems .. so ... lazy.. lol. Even though the dynamic exists in the bdsm lifestyle it seems so twisted fairytale.

 

[TaintedB]

LOL, Blue Sugar. I can't tell from what you wrote whether you like those kinds of ads or whether you don't like them.

 

[Bandit58]

Well, since you have Master Gil, why don't you turn this gem loose?

LOL snowy he's never messaged me or anything, I just clicked on "admirers" in my profile page and there he was

 

[TaintedB]

LOL snowy he's never messaged me or anything, I just clicked on "admirers" in my profile page and there he was

Nice Suck-swallow AV, Bandit! Wish I had the large version to post in the oral servitude thread.

Do any women on here who use collarme ever add people to your "favorites" list (so that you show up as an admirer of them)?

I am thinking of doing that with my weirdo unattractive profile that never gets any emails, as an experiment to see if that would pique someone's interest enough to write the poor lonely fellow.

If by chance any of you gets a new admirerer who makes you go "ewwwwwww YUCK!!!" think twice before sending off a mean response. It just might be somebody you know and love, lol. Actually I probably won't do that, because of my bigger experiment: waiting to see if anybody will ever send him an email, and if so, what it will possibly contain.