Scariest collarme.com profiles and/or pictures

[Slutacus]

OK, this is a female, but I just had to post it. This gal is somewhere in Kansas. She seems pretty enough but no, I don't think I want to meet her.

Haya of Ka Azdor Estate Imperial Court of Light The AyaHa Confederacy

That is a wild read. At least it's an alternative to gor, which gets pretty boring over there.

 

[DVS]

I started a thread on her once, she used to claim Florida.

Was she forced out of Florida for some offense, perhaps? I do think she needs to be on some heavy medication. Actually, maybe they don't have a medication for her type of sickness.

Don't I remember seeing her in a photo with some kind of tacky umbrella?

 

[rosco rathbone]

I like her face.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Marquis was taken

Ahhh! Gotcha. Excellent profile, honest, open. Fours stars in my book! And my girl, janey, thinks you're a hottie! *grins* Good thing you're in Ft. Leatherdale or I might start worrying!

 

[DVS]

I like her face.

Yes, but in this case, her looks are deceiving. Unless "royalty" of her type floats our boat.

She's a ROYAL LOONY!

 

[jadefirefly]

DVS, you really know how to find 'em. I think that was the creepiest read of all of 'em, but admittedly a lot of the earlier posted ones are showing up as not available.

Mebbe one needs to have a profile there, like to see the pictures. If I thought I had time for even -more- forum and website browsing, I'd make one.

 

[heckle]

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/10045/details.htm

Dominant(42 yrs experience as Dom/Master),
Age: 55


Hmmm... Interesting.

 

[oddity83]

Should I be happy that nobody dug out my profile from collarme, maybe I should freak it up a notch or two.

 

[DVS]

DVS, you really know how to find 'em. I think that was the creepiest read of all of 'em, but admittedly a lot of the earlier posted ones are showing up as not available.

Mebbe one needs to have a profile there, like to see the pictures. If I thought I had time for even -more- forum and website browsing, I'd make one.

I really wasn't looking. I happened to find her because she happened to be in Kansas. Scary, isn't it.

Do you think I could maybe bump carts with her, at Walmart?

 

[cellis]

I really wasn't looking. I happened to find her because she happened to be in Kansas. Scary, isn't it.

Do you think I could maybe bump carts with her, at Walmart?

Or bump butts....

 

[DVS]

Or bump butts....

An interesting thought. Leave it up to a devoted submissive for such things.

This woman isn't submissve, she says. But, maybe that's her problem. She's got all of these submissive feelings pent up inside her and she has no way to express them. God only knows how sad that is. If she happened to bump my butt in Walmart and smiled after...I'd invite her over to the hardware section to pick out some creative items for probing her different orfices. Metal is best, when you have a violet wand to make them...come alive.

But alas, she may never find her true self without that bump of the butts in Walmart. There's a country song in there somewhere.

 

[jadefirefly]

I really wasn't looking. I happened to find her because she happened to be in Kansas. Scary, isn't it.

Do you think I could maybe bump carts with her, at Walmart?

I don't know. Do you think Kansas royalty shops at Wal-Mart? ::smirk:: I'd lay odds she's a Target girl, nothing less for her!

 

[DVS]

I don't know. Do you think Kansas royalty shops at Wal-Mart? ::smirk:: I'd lay odds she's a Target girl, nothing less for her!

LOL, you might have a point there. And, that's a bit scary, too. I'm going to Target on Friday!

 

[jadefirefly]

LOL, you might have a point there. And, that's a bit scary, too. I'm going to Target on Friday!

Yipes!!

If we don't hear from you that you're safe, we'll send in a rescue team.

 

[DVS]

That is a wild read. At least it's an alternative to gor, which gets pretty boring over there.

At least it isn't gore!

 

[DVS]

Yipes!!

If we don't hear from you that you're safe, we'll send in a rescue team.

I'm not worried about myself. I'm considered pompous and ugly, so she won't want me. I'd just dirty up her royalty.

But, if I see her and she's walking the isles alone, I'll bet I can convert her to join my own devious clan of kink. It's analishious!

But, just in case...so everybody knows, there's a big red target on the front. You can't miss it.

 

[jadefirefly]

But, if I see her and I can get her alone, I'll bet I can convert her to join my own devious clan of kink. It's analishious!

While I'm not doubting that you could convert her, likely in the space of, oh, five minutes most likely... I -do- have to ask... would you actually -want- to?

I don't know as I'd want someone that creepy following -me- around. >.<

But, as you said, just in case -- I'll let the boys know the bulls-eye isn't for aiming at.

 

[DVS]

...I don't know as I'd want someone that creepy following -me- around. >.<

Oh, she wouldn't be following me around. I'll keep her sufficiently bound and lubed, in a back room of my house.

 

[jadefirefly]

Oh, she wouldn't be following me around. I'll keep her sufficiently bound and lubed, in a back room of my house.

That could work, then. At least we'd all rest easier knowing she's not on the loose.