Scavenger Hunt

[HoneyMeadows]

 

[FlyingThruLife]

The one about living were the air hurts your face..... I get it

 

[RosewoodTulip]

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Finally got there.
I swear one week I'll be done with time to spare.

Also I'm fairly sure that the top one is a not so subtle hint for me to post more again

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Finally got there.
I swear one week I'll be done with time to spare.

Also I'm fairly sure that the top one is a not so subtle hint for me to post more again

As long as you make it over the finish line, that's what counts!

I absolutely love this thread though, it is a great excuse to message random people and ask for funny memes. It actually led to quite a few awesome conversations with people I never would have reached out to.

 

[Saltfountain]

Looks like no one actually went hunting bears, so we didn't lose anyone (well no one important enough to notice anyway Moral of the story - you want to be rescued when you go missing, be interesting / naughty / annoying enough that people realise you're not there anymore...). That's a good thing. Wayyyyyy to much paperwork to complete for missing people...

So where to this week I hear you ask? Well, I think you all deserve rest with a cuppa and a good book. But what to read? What indeed! It's

Reading week!

Ask around, and see what people are currently reading. As usual, you need 5 books (no more than one from any person). Get a pic of the cover, and ask them for a or as to whether they'd recommend it.

Feel free to post up your new reading list, and the / so you're scavenging friends can also benefit!

Happy hunting!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm finished! Every person gave a thumbs up to their current book. Only one of them is something I've already read.

 

[Saltfountain]

All were (although one of them whilst definitely recommended for others apparently may not be my cup of tea. Can we guess which?)

 

[princesssexci]

all were thumbs up

 

[princesssexci]

All were (although one of them whilst definitely recommended for others apparently may not be my cup of tea. Can we guess which?)

Yes.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ll try to hunt this coming week!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Phew... Made it again.
All got good reviews too

 

[Saltfountain]

Really, really shit day yesterday. Not really feeling it today so forgive the brevity of this post...

I hope someone found a recommendation on there somewhere and tries one of the books. Even better if they enjoy it

This week's hunt is a simple one. Cheer this old cunt up!

Go and hsrrass people till they tell you their favourite joke.
When 5 people have given you one (quiet at the back), report back and share them with the group.

See if you can make old faceache crack a smile...

Happy hunting!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow??
You follow the Fresh Prints.

"when I was a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog"

What do you call a fly with no wings?A walk.

Bonus ones...

What’s not red?No tomatoes.

"two fish in a tank and one says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

"Hopefully I've got a book coming out soon, I probably shouldn't have eaten it"


Scavenged from three lovely Litsters. The bonus jokes were other options from them but they made me smile so hopefully they'll do the same for you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok I biffed it AGAIN this week, but I am determined to cheer up @Saltfountain so I have some jokes that I did learn from lit!

A midget psychic just escaped from the sanitarium:
Be on the lookout for a small medium at large

How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little knot-zies

I used to run an oragami supply business
Sadly, it folded

I just read about a local blacksmith who exhausted his appeals and started his prison sentence yesterday.
He was found guilty of forgery.


I’ll see myself out

 

[Saltfountain]

Thank you @RosewoodTulip @PlanetaryNebula!

Please find many dicks in your respective boxes...

 

[Saltfountain]

Welp... Obviously we don't like jokes on lit

Big love to @RosewoodTulip for being the only person to come close to completing the last hunt...

Let's pretend last week never happened, and move swiftly on

"So what are we hunting this week Salty?" I hear you cry (amongst the calls of "Shut the fuck up, you boring bastard!" and "Oh for fuck's sake, put your pants back on, arsehole!")...

Well, the nights are starting to draw in, so let's have recommendations for good films. You're looking for a recommendation from 5 different Litsters, one each for comedy, thriller, action, animation and war film (my thread, I get to choose )

So get comfortable, let's see your recommendations for

Film Night

Happy hunting!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

I completely spaced

 

[Saltfountain]

I completely spaced

Now that was a good TV show...

 

[princesssexci]

Tis late but better than never

What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?​

A rebel without a clause

Why don't escaped convicts make good writers?​

Because they never finish their sentences



*insert jokey drum roll*

​

knock knock​

Try the doorbell, I'm in the back of the house...


I only got 3/5

Congrats @RosewoodTulip for winning the round!!!!

 

[Saltfountain]

Comedy:

Thriller:

Action:

Animation:

War:

Edited for reasons

 

[princesssexci]

Whhhat????i finished before the last day????

Yes.

Action:



Comedy:

Animation:

Thriller:

War film:

THIS COUNTS IT HAS WAR, FIGHT ME.

 

[Saltfountain]

THIS COUNTS IT HAS WAR, FIGHT ME.

Tropic Thunder has more war

 

[princesssexci]

Tropic Thunder has more war

Hey these are the genres that my new friends put them under. Take your complaints to them .

Apparently Tropic Thunder was also funny so