Schnitzel is my favourite word, yes. Yes it is.

...Hah! I wouldn't mind being gang raped, as long as it was by a group of women and didn't involve my ass...

If you are worried about damage, you probably should include the ear and the nose. A dildo up the nose could lead to brain damage and/or death. A dildo fuck in the ear could cause deafness and or a permanent lose of balance (cocklia damage).
 
emap says jump, I say how many?

emap....been there before, and loved it. Most I've had is 4, but always willing to try something new.
 
If you are worried about damage, you probably should include the ear and the nose. A dildo up the nose could lead to brain damage and/or death. A dildo fuck in the ear could cause deafness and or a permanent lose of balance (cocklia damage).

You know what they say about your ear - nothing smaller than your elbow.
 
God, I sooo love schnitzel! It has such a wonderful feel in my mouth--both the word and the food :D
 
If you are worried about damage, you probably should include the ear and the nose. A dildo up the nose could lead to brain damage and/or death. A dildo fuck in the ear could cause deafness and or a permanent lose of balance (cocklia damage).

That's cochlea.
 
If you are worried about damage, you probably should include the ear and the nose. A dildo up the nose could lead to brain damage and/or death. A dildo fuck in the ear could cause deafness and or a permanent lose of balance (cocklia damage).

Okay....so the person who decided to experience a dildo up his or her nose...got the brain damage or died...

is this before or after this brilliant idea?
 
i think i like this thread. but i gotta say my favorite word is persnickety.(sp?) yeah totally old fashioned, but i'll use it like once a week :eek:
 
I prefer a more utile word. As anyone who has ever read ANY of my posts can tell, my favorite word is Freakin'...

Followed closely by freaking, frickin and frackin! ;)
 
If you are worried about damage, you probably should include the ear and the nose. A dildo up the nose could lead to brain damage and/or death. A dildo fuck in the ear could cause deafness and or a permanent lose of balance (cocklia damage).


oh wow and here all along I thought skull fucking was something completely different and not as literal! :D
 
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