Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[geronimo_appleby]

well that went nowhere fast.

i expected more from the authorish-types still, you didn't have much to work with, DCL

i didn't feel the need to break out the c-bomb on this occasion.

 

[Byron In Exile]

So in the end Souries is still a douche, Louie's a no show, and Boston went home crying.

Louie's bullet-proof vest showed up with some fishes inside it.

What's that mean?

 

[michchick98]

"I think we can take Olaf".

Ten bucks to whoever gets that ref first.

Okay, I know what movie that's from. I'll refrain from mentioning it though cuz that would take all the fun out of it for everyone else.

 

[torchthebitch]

Hey, while you're down there kissing my feet, wiping my ass, and cleaning the piss off my cock, you can call me anything you'd like pee boy.

Oh fuck it's back.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

If it is his real self in there, it's 30 years old because the supposed woman in the picture is self admitted to being 52.

Okay, okay, you got me.

I'm attracted to older women. Is that a crime?

Yet, even you must admit that she looks good, damn good, for 50-years-old.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh thank fuck. You've got rid of the shouty font.

No apologies, I have an affection for Times Roman.

 

[TxRad]

Oh fuck it's back.

We can't get rid of it with industrial strength Lysol. Lord, knows we've tried.

 

[TxRad]

Okay, okay, you got me.

I'm attracted to older women. Is that a crime?

Yet, even you must admit that she looks good, damn good, for 50-years-old.

Yeah, you tried that lie before and it still doesn't work does it.

 

[RoryN]

Oh fuck it's back.

I thought it was busy driving the cah down to the packie?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

That's weird. I figured Scouries or Sarahhh would have made an appearance to help me, not that I need any help with these fools.

Wait, oh, silly me, if I'm here then Scouries and Sarahhh are here, too.

I have trouble keeping all my alts straight, that is, if I had any alts, which I don't.

I want credit for all that write, good, bad, or indifferent, which is why I have no alts.

There, even I believe that.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I thought it was busy driving the cah down to the packie?

Ah, you must be from Southie. Sorry, that I didn't recognize you before.

I saw your brother marching in the Gay parade and your mother hustling black guys down on Broadway.

You have a nice family, which explains you.

 

[torchthebitch]

that would be mean.

cheers.

pringle?

http://purgante.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/pringles.jpg

Why thank you.

Chippy, are you joining us or just being Auntie Soshul?

(I really need to get faster memory)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yeah, you tried that lie before and it still doesn't work does it.

What is it with you and Bitchchick?

Neither of you can tell fact from fiction from lies?

I don't lie, never have, don't need to. I write fiction. Everything I write is fiction.

Now, if you have a difficult time discerning fiction from lies, then, my dyke friend, you are on the wrong site.

Maybe you should be writing for True Facts. I think there's a lesbian site, even for you.

 

[torchthebitch]

No apologies, I have an affection for Times Roman.

Lucky Times.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't know who you are, but obviously with more than 43,000 posts on the forum boards, you either have no life or you work for Literotica. Which is it?

Are you proud of what you wrote? What rock did you crawl out from under?

Yet, I won't stoop to your level by insulting you, as you insulted my cyber friend.

I'll just write that I'm a fan of Scouries threads and of Scouries posts. I think he's creative, inventive, intelligent, zany, and funny.

Secondly, his posts are more informative than any post on Literotica, especially your crude and rude post.

It would be a sad and boring day, when Scouries decides he's had enough abuse from those who are jealous of his talent. Singlehandedly, he makes this a better site.

I dare say that if Literotica doesn't pay him, they should. Except for the stories by us writers, he's the draw here. You just have to look at the number of posts to his threads to realize his popularity.

They all love to hate him. They all love to bash him, including you, whoever you are.

Dare someone to be different and he's crucified. Dare someone to voice his opinion against what the populace believes and he is ostracized. Scouries is a brave man, a hero, in my book to stand tall against all of you nit wits.

I'd rather cast my lot with Scouries and Sarahh and Gabby any day, whether those are alts or not, at least I know I'm going to laugh and I'm going to read someone intelligent, informative, and fun.

Tell me this, Dixon Lee Carter, what was the purpose of your post, other than to try to look so smugly smart? You failed, by the way. You came off looking like the asshole that you are. Are you that arrogant in real life or just when you're hiding behind your AV? Has your post contributed anything to this site?

I don't hide behind my AV, that's really me.

Just the opposite, your post contributed nothing but hate to this site. Your post was mean spirited. Is that how you want to perceived as a mean spirited person? Have you no joy in your heart? Do you not care that you may hurt someone, who has worked hard to make this a better site for all writers?

This site would be so much better for we writers without the likes of you and your kind.

I'll expect your apology with your promise to never to post here again.

Now, beat it, before I kick your ass.

"Louie, throw this bum out!"

Goddamn I love this. It's like a Jon Lovitz monologue.

 

[TxRad]

What is it with you and Bitchchick?

Neither of you can tell fact from fiction from lies?

I don't lie, never have, don't need to. I write fiction. Everything I write is fiction.

Now, if you have a difficult time discerning fiction from lies, then, my dyke friend, you are on the wrong site.

Maybe you should be writing for True Facts. I think there's a lesbian site, even for you.

Shall I pull up some of your lies to refresh everyone's memory. It's not hard to do. You've been caught in so many.

Fiction and lies, you can't write one and tell to many of the other to keep it all straight.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That's an easy cop out. Does your head still hurt from thinking of something appropriate to write?

Listen, guys, it's been fun, but if this is all you have, then, frankly, I'm bored. I have better things to do than to joust with you fools.

It was nice meeting you all. I hope you never come back. Have a nice day.

I'll leave you to write thousands more nonsensical posts on the forum board. Knock yourselves out. Have a wonderful time writing nothing.

So... that means you're not going to post in this thread, anymore, right?

And... you never lie, right?

 

[RoryN]

I saw your brother marching in the Gay parade and your mother hustling black guys down on Broadway.

On the GB, I post about Boston under the premise that it's by and large a city full of racism, homophobia, and stupidity....

...but it's good to see someone from there buck the trend.

Goddamn I love this. It's like a Jon Lovitz monologue.

Hey, hey now. We're all trying to have fun here. Easy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hey, hey now. We're all trying to have fun here. Easy.

He's right, though. Read that back, and imagine it in Lovitz' "Tommy Flanagan" character's voice.

It's hilarious.

 

[RoryN]

He's right, though. Read that back, and imagine it in Lovitz' "Tommy Flanagan" character's voice.

It's hilarious.

"It stinks."

 

[mark197205]

that would be mean.

cheers.

pringle?

http://purgante.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/pringles.jpg

*grabs the tube of hot and spicy and makes a run for it*

 

[torchthebitch]

*grabs the tube of hot and spicy and makes a run for it*

FFS, sit down and have a drink.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*grabs the tube of hot and spicy and makes a run for it*

that's where i keep the love-sock

 

[mark197205]

FFS, sit down and have a drink.

Yes sir!

*parks it*