Self-Pleasure Saturday

[Jana4]

@Jana4 tells me she wants to play with more than one dominant man, perhaps 3.
I'd like to watch her lick up every drop of that mess, show us all the mess in her
mouth, and thank you for it! @Bandit1977

Gallant Man don’t tell the whole forum about my fantasy’s
But it is enough to think about it and see one man pleasuring himself

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I made this photo with a friend of mine on vocation.
It is the most risky and bold photo I posted yet

I'm in complete agreement with you going bold! Very thought-provoking photo -- and I think you can imagine what thoughts it's provoking!

Thanks for sharing such arousing images of your very hot, sexy body.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, every time I come to ampics, I face a dilemma...Feign naivety to keep the peace, cause drama, or just ditch it for a while. At this point, I'd swear all the catfishing accounts are one dude, who follows me, as it is now every thread I visit. I've been biting my tongue on this one for a while, but it's getting old. In spite of the ampics images, I am fairly certain Jana is not actually fashion model/influencer Melanie Hoepfl, and is more likely DudePretending2BaHotChick. Why? Well, a million people will watch Melanie talk to her hand like a puppet for no reason I understand, because I am too old for TikTok, but why would someone that popular post in Ampics? Also, wouldn't creating new content rather than posting old clothing ads for clients be good practice? Like, was Joyce Zhang sitting there thinking "my fashion ads don't penetrate enough, lets get our models to repost old ads on less popular porn forums, minus the tags, because dudes buy all the women's yoga pants"? I wonder....Did anyone buy lady pants at Halara's after seeing the ad in the Avi? or the Sportbabe ad in leg day? More importantly, Did they make your ass look smashing? I have been trying for 5 years to get one of the "celebrities" on lit to send me a video telling me to fuck off, so I can make it my screen saver. Melanie, I know you don't speak English, don't worry about that computer translator voice you use for English content (it isn't good btw), just tell me to fuck off in your natural TikTok style. Fingers crossed it is really Melanie, and today is my day for my new screensaver. Not holding my breath though, as it seems a dude pretending to be a chick on the internet is more likely.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

So, every time I come to ampics, I face a dilemma...Feign naivety to keep the peace, cause drama, or just ditch it for a while. At this point, I'd swear all the catfishing accounts are one dude, who follows me, as it is now every thread I visit. I've been biting my tongue on this one for a while, but it's getting old. In spite of the ampics images, I am fairly certain Jana is not actually fashion model/influencer Melanie Hoepfl, and is more likely DudePretending2BaHotChick. Why? Well, a million people will watch Melanie talk to her hand like a puppet for no reason I understand, because I am too old for TikTok, but why would someone that popular post in Ampics? Also, wouldn't creating new content rather than posting old clothing ads for clients be good practice? Like, was Joyce Zhang sitting there thinking "my fashion ads don't penetrate enough, lets get our models to repost old ads on less popular porn forums, minus the tags, because dudes buy all the women's yoga pants"? I wonder....Did anyone buy lady pants at Halara's after seeing the ad in the Avi? or the Sportbabe ad in leg day? More importantly, Did they make your ass look smashing? I have been trying for 5 years to get one of the "celebrities" on lit to send me a video telling me to fuck off, so I can make it my screen saver. Melanie, I know you don't speak English, don't worry about that computer translator voice you use for English content (it isn't good btw), just tell me to fuck off in your natural TikTok style. Fingers crossed it is really Melanie, and today is my day for my new screensaver. Not holding my breath though, as it seems a dude pretending to be a chick on the internet is more likely.

Wow.
That one went way over my head.
I suppose I had certain
hopes
expecations
fantasies about what I might see if YOU were posting on this thread.
This wasn't it.
I don't know anythnig about Jana.
And I hope you don't think I'm fishing for you
in an inappropriate or offensive way.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wow.
That one went way over my head.
I suppose I had certain
hopes
expecations
fantasies about what I might see if YOU were posting on this thread.
This wasn't it.
I don't know anythnig about Jana.
And I hope you don't think I'm fishing for you
in an inappropriate or offensive way.

Well, I suspect what I might post in this thread most of the time is just the same old thing I've been posting in this thread for years. like there is only so many different ways one can film themselves jilling off, but sometimes I do have my creative moments of genius.

And I don't know anything about them either. I do however know a little about yoga pants and social marketing of them. They are the uniform of my people. They have been an integral part of the basic bitch culture for several years now. More deeply ingrained than even pumpkin spice. And if you are fishing, I can't tell....yet. plan to post images taken from reddit and leave the file name as "screenshot xxxdate reddit"? lol. nah, I just assume you are making conversation, as we all do around here.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Well, I suspect what I might post in this thread most of the time is just the same old thing I've been posting in this thread for years. like there is only so many different ways one can film themselves jilling off, but sometimes I do have my creative moments of genius.

And I don't know anything about them either. I do however know a little about yoga pants and social marketing of them. They are the uniform of my people. They have been an integral part of the basic bitch culture for several years now. More deeply ingrained than even pumpkin spice. And if you are fishing, I can't tell....yet. plan to post images taken from reddit and leave the file name as "screenshot xxxdate reddit"? lol. nah, I just assume you are making conversation, as we all do around here.

Of course.
Just innocent conversation about whatever happens to be on my mind.
Its just that
when I chat with you, my mind is on.....

 

[GoingBackToBed]

So, every time I come to ampics, I face a dilemma...Feign naivety to keep the peace, cause drama, or just ditch it for a while. At this point, I'd swear all the catfishing accounts are one dude, who follows me, as it is now every thread I visit. I've been biting my tongue on this one for a while, but it's getting old. In spite of the ampics images, I am fairly certain Jana is not actually fashion model/influencer Melanie Hoepfl, and is more likely DudePretending2BaHotChick. Why? Well, a million people will watch Melanie talk to her hand like a puppet for no reason I understand, because I am too old for TikTok, but why would someone that popular post in Ampics? Also, wouldn't creating new content rather than posting old clothing ads for clients be good practice? Like, was Joyce Zhang sitting there thinking "my fashion ads don't penetrate enough, lets get our models to repost old ads on less popular porn forums, minus the tags, because dudes buy all the women's yoga pants"? I wonder....Did anyone buy lady pants at Halara's after seeing the ad in the Avi? or the Sportbabe ad in leg day? More importantly, Did they make your ass look smashing? I have been trying for 5 years to get one of the "celebrities" on lit to send me a video telling me to fuck off, so I can make it my screen saver. Melanie, I know you don't speak English, don't worry about that computer translator voice you use for English content (it isn't good btw), just tell me to fuck off in your natural TikTok style. Fingers crossed it is really Melanie, and today is my day for my new screensaver. Not holding my breath though, as it seems a dude pretending to be a chick on the internet is more likely.

Excellent post.

 

[Wickettoby1]

so Happy Saturday. I just decided to go with something a little different, and toy is my sucking rabbit vibe. Probably could have been more put together, but spur of the moment thing lol. sorry about the for raunchy angle at the end, was holding my phone.

Just an FYI, if i were your neighbor you'd swear i was a baker because id be stopping by several times a day to borrow a cup of sugar

 

[Jana4]

I'm in complete agreement with you going bold! Very thought-provoking photo -- and I think you can imagine what thoughts it's provoking!

Thanks for sharing such arousing images of your very hot, sexy body.

Yes I can and it should be that way

You are very welcome

 

[Jana4]

sweet jana, how will you be able to play out your fantasy if no one knows?

You are right

 

[GoingBackToBed]

You are right

I wonder if you read @Justadesperatewifeandmom post above. I maybe wrong but I think you are the Jana she is referring to.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just an FYI, if i were your neighbor you'd swear i was a baker because id be stopping by several times a day to borrow a cup of sugar

is that why my neighbor used to always come over looking to borrow tools

I wonder if you read @Justadesperatewifeandmom post above. I maybe wrong but I think you are the Jana she is referring to.

oh they did. It is just how it goes. someone calls out a catfish, dudes post after ignoring it, and all continues the way it was. It is literally a spot on my lit bingo card. I did not use my psychic powers to make my bingo card. Watch, I'll even prove it beyond doubt, and some will still pretend this conversation isn't happening. Halara's promo which is the avi, sportsbabe promo 2021 which they claimed was them on leg day, their self pleasure in September is really work product in 2021, their outfit also Melanie 2021, I'd continue, but they pulled their photos. Damn, looks like I will not be getting my screensaver, yet again. Point is though, now we sit back and continue to watch people keep pretending. My personal favorite was like a month ago, watching Jana hit on Digrow. Digrow has been called out here a couple times, including this thread, deletes, then comes back as a new model a few months later, and again we pretend the past never happened. So, either we were watching a dude pretending to be a chick hit on another dude pretending to be a chick....or I personally think they are the same dude, so we were watching dude pretending to be 2 chicks hit on himself.

 

[GoingBackToBed]

oh they did. It is just how it goes. someone calls out a catfish, dudes post after ignoring it, and all continues the way it was. It is literally a spot on my lit bingo card. I did not use my psychic powers to make my bingo card. Watch, I'll even prove it beyond doubt, and some will still pretend this conversation isn't happening. Halara's promo which is the avi, sportsbabe promo 2021 which they claimed was them on leg day, their self pleasure in September is really work product in 2021, their outfit also Melanie 2021, I'd continue, but they pulled their photos. Damn, looks like I will not be getting my screensaver, yet again. Point is though, now we sit back and continue to watch people keep pretending. My personal favorite was like a month ago, watching Jana hit on Digrow. Digrow has been called out here a couple times, including this thread, deletes, then comes back as a new model a few months later, and again we pretend the past never happened. So, either we were watching a dude pretending to be a chick hit on another dude pretending to be a chick....or I personally think they are the same dude, so we were watching dude pretending to be 2 chicks hit on himself.

This why we can't have nice things.

 

[Wickettoby1]

is that why my neighbor used to always come over looking to borrow tools

If he were smart he'd be trying to get you to borrow his "tool"!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If he were smart he'd be trying to get you to borrow his "tool"!!!

eh dude has like 5 kids with 4 chicks, he has enough people borrowing his tool lol.

 

[Wickettoby1]

eh dude has like 5 kids with 4 chicks, he has enough people borrowing his tool lol.

From this males perspective theres never enough when it comes to ladies wanting to test out you're equipment but ya got to keep it wrapped up

 

[dm1986]

is that why my neighbor used to always come over looking to borrow tools


oh they did. It is just how it goes. someone calls out a catfish, dudes post after ignoring it, and all continues the way it was. It is literally a spot on my lit bingo card. I did not use my psychic powers to make my bingo card. Watch, I'll even prove it beyond doubt, and some will still pretend this conversation isn't happening. Halara's promo which is the avi, sportsbabe promo 2021 which they claimed was them on leg day, their self pleasure in September is really work product in 2021, their outfit also Melanie 2021, I'd continue, but they pulled their photos. Damn, looks like I will not be getting my screensaver, yet again. Point is though, now we sit back and continue to watch people keep pretending. My personal favorite was like a month ago, watching Jana hit on Digrow. Digrow has been called out here a couple times, including this thread, deletes, then comes back as a new model a few months later, and again we pretend the past never happened. So, either we were watching a dude pretending to be a chick hit on another dude pretending to be a chick....or I personally think they are the same dude, so we were watching dude pretending to be 2 chicks hit on himself.

Uuuh, just so you know, I am a dude pretending to be a dude! Hopefully enough to be part of the Justa Lit family

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

From this males perspective theres never enough when it comes to ladies wanting to test out you're equipment but ya got to keep it wrapped up

haha. Well young men anyway. They do tend to be very sexually driven, don't they.

Uuuh, just so you know, I am a dude pretending to be a dude! Hopefully enough to be part of the Justa Lit family

haha. well I am sort of a chick, pretending to be a similar but slightly different sort of a chick. Biologically I am a chick. Mentally, I am part chick, part young teen boy. My sense of humor is a prime example. I do try to act slightly more mature online and keep things more Klassy though.

 

[Wickettoby1]

haha. Well young men anyway. They do tend to be very sexually driven, don't they.

Well early 40's still feels young most days! My grandfather always said when it hurts to pee call it a day and ive not experience that yet so im all aces!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Damn. I haven't checked AmPics in a while and ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

It is getting worse around here. A nice, nomal perv can't have a bit of fun without catfishing all around.

I still don't get the attraction in this for the dude pretending to be a chick.

Thanks Justa

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well early 40's still feels young most days! My grandfather always said when it hurts to pee call it a day and ive not experience that yet so im all aces!

good for you. Personally, I am not liking this 40s thing. I have to take my glasses off to look at my phone, accept reading is not an option if wearing contacts, and debate how much I really want something I dropped because the floor seems such a long way down haha.

Damn. I haven't checked AmPics in a while and ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

It is getting worse around here. A nice, nomal perv can't have a bit of fun without catfishing all around.

I still don't get the attraction in this for the dude pretending to be a chick.

Thanks Justa

well, It was always common, but yeah, this year it seems worse, like more likely than not. Sigh, now I sound like old people talking about back in the day.

Though I will also say the diversity has really increased. It is quite nice to see catfishing become so inclusive. Like last month, Gabby Ryan posted after me on Titty Tuesday and Mrs Vice posted after me on Tank Tops. And last week Dixie Dauphin followed on Titty Tuesday. Yup, even the elderly performers aren't safe from getting their identities jacked by DudePretending2BaChick anymore. Catfishing is not just a young skinny white chick game like Cinder and 31B anymore.

 

[Wickettoby1]

good for you. Personally, I am not liking this 40s thing. I have to take my glasses off to look at my phone, accept reading is not an option if wearing contacts, and debate how much I really want something I dropped because the floor seems such a long way down haha.

Have you thought about bifocals? Maybe ones that hang from a chain around your neck like a smoking hot young librarian? Librarian V2.0. You could start a new trend!!!

 

[Hodes101]

I am so far enjoying my 40s.
I have reach the point I am earning good money, I've seen and done enough that I am body confident.

The body is slowly breaking down, I am certainly getting a dad bod but I am not waking up at night needing to Pee. That's when I might start feeling bad. Fingers crossed that's a few years off.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am so far enjoying my 40s.
I have reach the point I am earning good money, I've seen and done enough that I am body confident.

Its slowly breaking down, but I am not waking up at night needing to Pee. That's when I might start feeling bad. Fingers crossed that's a few years off.

nice

and lol, I was recently humble bragging that I still don't need to wake up at night to pee. I may be flabby everywhere else, but bladder of steel. However, I also appreciate the reality that my humble brag has become my bladder not waking me up at night to pee rather than a statement like I'm walking around looking like hell, have a cold, no makeup, hair not done, in sweats, and this dude actually stops to chat me up. I am not sure it is really winning when bladder control is a key selling point. oh and teeth, may not be perfect, but still all mine haha.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have you thought about bifocals? Maybe ones that hang from a chain around your neck like a smoking hot young librarian? Librarian V2.0. You could start a new trend!!!

tried bifocal glasses for a few minutes, hated them, they felt so wrong. tried bifocal contacts and could see nothing anywhere, I was damn near blind.