LMAO I've SO been accused of having a man brain before. I'm not sure if that was verification or not tho - I'll just say umm great minds think alike (which can be interesting if you're a perv)
nothing wrong with having a mind of a man sometimes. yes great minds do think a lot alike. and i can be a perv if persuaded by the right girl.
LMAO well I would try to persuade you but I'm afraid I would be a dismal failure....I'm not a girl, I'm a woman
You're quite the naughty & suggestive one huh?
Just alittle naughty right now, and somewhat suggestive
Oh boy...ummm yeah I don't know that my stories are worth reading...probably should've deleted them a while ago
You're quite the naughty & suggestive one huh?
Oh boy...ummm yeah I don't know that my stories are worth reading...probably should've deleted them a while ago
lol i fail, was suppose to say a little naughty and somewhat suggestive
Why thanks hun... I mean some people just need a lil clarification here and there ya know
With that said. I have to be a GOOD Gator Gurl and go to bed cause I have family fun time tomorrow and by that I mean I will want to shank myself probably by 2pm because my prudey ass sister in law will want to discuss her newest installment of some lame ass Cupcake Detective book and I will pray that wine will end up in my glass but it won't OH no it won't. Okay SD have your phone ready I may be whiney or winey one or the other BUT rant done... Bedtime!
Hmm I think we could do that...hmm are you fielding applicants
*Cringes*
ahhh no worries
So umm can't help but notice your AV - are those Spongebob boxers
Why thanks hun... I mean some people just need a lil clarification here and there ya know
With that said. I have to be a GOOD Gator Gurl and go to bed cause I have family fun time tomorrow and by that I mean I will want to shank myself probably by 2pm because my prudey ass sister in law will want to discuss her newest installment of some lame ass Cupcake Detective book and I will pray that wine will end up in my glass but it won't OH no it won't. Okay SD have your phone ready I may be whiney or winey one or the other BUT rant done... Bedtime!
no need to cringe, the stories are great and i like them.
yes they are spongebob boxers. when i get a little naughty they turn into spongebob liar pants.
*snerk* Prudey ass SIL huh? Take a bottle of wine w/ you ...sounds like she could use the bottle after it's empty - damn did I just say that? Yeah I did!
I'm charging my phone right now
Well thank you for liking the stories.
Hmmm spongebob liar pants - maybe it's late but umm how so? Do you give them a pinnochio effect or something?
yes he does get a pinnochio effect if ya know what i mean.
I tend to get the point you were making
lol ok, wasnt sure but then again you do have a naughty man mind
LoL - I can't help that most of my RL friends are military guys...I use to be so innocent and angelic -they corrupted me
Well given it's 0200 in a little bit I'm gonna strip, shower, and then give my pillow some head & my sheets some ass
lol military guys have the worst mind of all. what can you say, we are always away from the ones we love or absent of what we want. so cant help our dirty minds.
yea it is getting late for you. shower strip sounds nice, need some help in the shower. im good at getting the hard to reach areas.
much have some lucky pillows and sheets to get that ass and head from you all the time
LoL - wonder if there's a reason for my infatuation/fetish for military guys
Hmm yeah I'm thinking I would love my back washed
Is it gonna sound horrible if I say I've got 6 pillows that I switch giving head to
lol, cant blame us
ok ill grab the loofa and body soap, just point to where you need it.
not one bit.
nah I don't blame military guys - I think the military alphabet needs to be updated and Hilo needs to be swapped out for Horny
40 minute shower...I'm squeaky clean, but still a bit wet - almost a slip n slide effect
Well I'm glad...right now two of my pillows are support for the girls
