Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[Tio_Narratore]

I plucked on her g-string, then her d-string... yep, my guitar was in tune.

My 'air on a D-string' set her passions stirring.

 

[WCSGarland]

My 'air on a D-string' set her passions stirring.

Instead of stirring, I'd rather be sitting.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Instead of stirring, I'd rather be sitting.

Just sitting at your desk, sifting through your mail?

 

[WCSGarland]

Just sitting at your desk, sifting through your mail?

Sifting my mail, then by George, smiting the beggars that brought it!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sifting my mail, then by George, smiting the beggars that brought it!

Rather than smiting the messengers, it would be more civil to be smiling at the poor wretches.

 

[WCSGarland]

Rather than smiting the messengers, it would be more civil to be smiling at the poor wretches.

Smiling, the saucy vixen then mingles.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Smiling, the saucy vixen then mingles.

And when she mingles, each man's organ tingles.

 

[WCSGarland]

And when she mingles, each man's organ tingles.

So dancing on their tingles earns her more than just singles.

 

[Steadfast421]

So dancing on their tingles earns her more than just singles.

Ginseng

 

[WCSGarland]

Ginseng

gingers

 

[latecomer91364]

gingers

Designs

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Designs

ensigns

 

[WCSGarland]

ensigns

engines

 

[Tio_Narratore]

engines

ingenue

 

[WCSGarland]

ingenue

guineas

 

[Tio_Narratore]

guineas

anguish

 

[WCSGarland]

anguish

gunship

 

[Tio_Narratore]

gunship

A gunship is not for fishing.

 

[WCSGarland]

A gunship is not for fishing.

Fishing should wait until after tax filings.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fishing should wait until after tax filings.

Tax filings must not include deductions for money sent on hot girlies.

 

[WCSGarland]

Tax filings must not include deductions for money sent on hot girlies.

The massage parlor menu was quite slick. It said to walk on your back, your options are girlies or gerbils. Take your pick.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The massage parlor menu was quite slick. It said to walk on your back, your options are girlies or gerbils. Take your pick.

Exercise wheels are to gerbils as barbells are to ________________.

 

[WCSGarland]

Exercise wheels are to gerbils as barbells are to ________________.

The barbells burbled across the gym room floor after being kicked by Ironman.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The barbells burbled across the gym room floor after being kicked by Ironman.

The little stream burbled through the big cities suburbs.

 

[WCSGarland]

The little stream burbled through the big cities suburbs.

I ventured forth from the suburbs in search of the ever needed rubbers.