Sex and Coffee

[sirhugs]

Or is that "Sex For Coffee"?
or "Coffee For Sex"?

Anyway, the inspiration for this thread is a comment that I made over in the AH the other day:

"Glad for the existence of coffee. makes me wonder which long ago peson first had the notion to brew those beans that gave such a kick when you chewed them. Did the discovery get them lots of sex as a reward?"

It got a few nice emojis and retorts, and a suggestion that it was the basis for a story.
to which I replied:

gotta love a good barista story.

or maybe it coud be a workplace tale?
or a neighbour?
or if you like incest, tons of variations.

So what do you think?

 

[AlinaX]

"You know that new cafe?"
"Royal Oats?"
"Yeah. They have a deal on. One of the baristas is a trans girl and if you can make her come, you get a free latte every day for a week."

 

[sirhugs]

"You know that new cafe?"
"Royal Oats?"
"Yeah. They have a deal on. One of the baristas is a trans girl and if you can make her come, you get a free latte every day for a week."

has a bit of an anti-trans bite to it?

 

[AlinaX]

Does it? Depends how you play it, I suppose.

Of course, there was no such deal, and if one of the girls working there was trans, it really wasn't obvious. But one of them... One of them blushed brightly as she asked for my order and I was tempted, so very tempted, to ask. Kerry, her name was, or at least that's what her badge said. I always liked seeing her smile when getting my morning coffee, but had never wanted to be that creepy guy who flirts with the barista. Was she trans? Maybe? Did it matter?

 

[sirhugs]

Does it? Depends how you play it, I suppose.

Of course, there was no such deal, and if one of the girls working there was trans, it really wasn't obvious. But one of them... One of them blushed brightly as she asked for my order and I was tempted, so very tempted, to ask. Kerry, her name was, or at least that's what her badge said. I always liked seeing her smile when getting my morning coffee, but had never wanted to be that creepy guy who flirts with the barista. Was she trans? Maybe? Did it matter?

of course it doesn't matter. Sex with a trans person is like sex with anybody else.

 

[AlinaX]

That's the ideal, not the reality. I love writing the world as it should be, or could be, and in many ways the world we have now is so much better than it was, but...

 

[TheWritingGroup]

I mean, my first story here was Coffee with Blushes. The three characters from that story appear in most of my stuff on Literotica, and they all drink coffee at important moments. Rick (hero of Pranked) is a barista. Characters who did not appear in "Coffee" (like Maureen) don't tend to be so coffee-obsessed.

(In Italian, shouldn't that word be "baristo" when referring to a man?)

 

[sirhugs]

That's the ideal, not the reality. I love writing the world as it should be, or could be, and in many ways the world we have now is so much better than it was, but...

Your reality may not be universal. Some of us have had wonderful experiences...
but, we digress. time to get back to the coffee, not the gender debate.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Or is that "Sex For Coffee"?
or "Coffee For Sex"?

Anyway, the inspiration for this thread is a comment that I made over in the AH the other day:

"Glad for the existence of coffee. makes me wonder which long ago peson first had the notion to brew those beans that gave such a kick when you chewed them. Did the discovery get them lots of sex as a reward?"

It got a few nice emojis and retorts, and a suggestion that it was the basis for a story.
to which I replied:

gotta love a good barista story.

or maybe it coud be a workplace tale?
or a neighbour?
or if you like incest, tons of variations.

So what do you think?

Since the origin got brought up. I heard for western civilization, one of the earlier adopters of coffee was a goat herder whose sheep were eating the plant and then dancing around with surprising vigor.

Edit: it was the tale of Kaldi, who lived in Ethiopia and shared the beans with a local monastery

So imagine if you’re a young guy who isn’t standing out much from your peers but you see your sheep dancing around and you eat a few of these beans. Now while everyone is groggy in the morning you are full of vigor and women take notice. You also got your heart pumping so you’re prone to a more responsive anatomy. Then you think of brewing it like a tea and it really starts hitting you.

You share it with a couple of the women who fancy you and they’ve never had caffiene before so they think this sudden rushing of their heart is because of you. Suddenly you’re having a wild threeway all due to these strange beans you found.

 

[AlinaX]

Your reality may not be universal. Some of us have had wonderful experiences...
but, we digress. time to get back to the coffee, not the gender debate.

I’m confused. My whole point is people do have different experiences, and writing can reflect that. Write the story you want to write.

 

[sirhugs]

I’m confused. My whole point is people do have different experiences, and writing can reflect that. Write the story you want to write.

by no means am i likey to write it. More likey to read it. My stamina is draining away.

 

[Rob_Royale]

See this is why I love this forum. Somtimes a post just offers a setting or theme, that provides that missing puzzle piece.

I was thinking about a 80's all-girl band reuniting twenty years later. Like the Bangles or the Go-Gos. But not to tour or something like that, just some venture.
A coffee shop would be perfect. Set it in 2006 in the middle of the coffee boom, perfectly fits this timeline.

@sirhugs thanks for the boost!

 

[anthrodisiac]

Since the origin got brought up. I heard for western civilization, one of the earlier adopters of coffee was a goat herder whose sheep were eating the plant and then dancing around with surprising vigor.

Edit: it was the tale of Kaldi, who lived in Ethiopia and shared the beans with a local monastery

So imagine if you’re a young guy who isn’t standing out much from your peers but you see your sheep dancing around and you eat a few of these beans. Now while everyone is groggy in the morning you are full of vigor and women take notice. You also got your heart pumping so you’re prone to a more responsive anatomy. Then you think of brewing it like a tea and it really starts hitting you.

You share it with a couple of the women who fancy you and they’ve never had caffiene before so they think this sudden rushing of their heart is because of you. Suddenly you’re having a wild threeway all due to these strange beans you found.

Give me a few minutes to turn this into an anthro goat story. Yes, I know I already have one, but that's a magic Yule Goat!

Anthro goats discovered coffee plants and figured how out to make actual coffee out of it thousands of years ago. Humans saw them acting with such vigor that they asked the goats to share the secret. The goats, sensing opportunity, create the world's first coffee shop. But the goats have no need for whatever the humans try to barter, so they instead offer a deal: one cup of coffee for one orgasm. Whichever goat happens to be running the shop, or whoever the server is, once the human pleasures them, they can have a cup of coffee.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Give me a few minutes to turn this into an anthro goat story. Yes, I know I already have one, but that's a magic Yule Goat!

Anthro goats discovered coffee plants and figured how out to make actual coffee out of it thousands of years ago. Humans saw them acting with such vigor that they asked the goats to share the secret. The goats, sensing opportunity, create the world's first coffee shop. But the goats have no need for whatever the humans try to barter, so they instead offer a deal: one cup of coffee for one orgasm. Whichever goat happens to be running the shop, or whoever the server is, once the human pleasures them, they can have a cup of coffee.

lol, love the idea and oddly enough when I was writing my post I imagined a satyr like goddess who is the goddess of coffee beans and holds coffee fueled orgies

 

[anthrodisiac]

lol, love the idea and oddly enough when I was writing my post I imagined a satyr like goddess who is the goddess of coffee beans and holds coffee fueled orgies

If I didn't already have such a full backburner of stories...

 

[MK_Whimsy]

I'm just thinking there would be a lot of grinding.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

I'm just thinking there would be a lot of grinding.

So, it would help to have a coffee shop with a dance floor then?

I mean, I get the 'coffee & books' kinda setup, but "come clubbing while you enjoy your soy-milk-latte, that's new

Edit: "The Bean & Beat" would be my choice of name

 

[Carnevil9]

There are a lot of jokes about how "I like my coffee the same way I like my women," so that's where my mind would go for this story idea.

Maybe a magic coffee shop. However you order your coffee, the perfect matching woman will appear and sit down to chat with you. Maybe go home with you and have sex, too.

 

[anthrodisiac]

There are a lot of jokes about how "I like my coffee the same way I like my women," so that's where my mind would go for this story idea.

Maybe a magic coffee shop. However you order your coffee, the perfect matching woman will appear and sit down to chat with you. Maybe go home with you and have sex, too.

And for those who like men?

"Nah, sorry, they also get a woman."

Where do I file my discrimination case?

Totally unrelated: Coffee shop named "Flick the Bean." Each cup of coffee is so good is produces a mini-orgasm.