Sex Change?

[-phreak]

Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes....BEFORE closing.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more
without
sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded
on
video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

AND ....the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a
vagina...........
1. Finally, find that damned G-spot.


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Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had a penis for a
day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Learn to stare with that "I'm undressing you" look.

8. Find out want is so fasinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other women at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Gain an understanding about the use of cups and the term
'blueballs'.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny
as it
looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which
occurs
between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which
causes
two inches to be added to the final measurement.

AND......the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a
penis.......
1. Get a blow job.

 

[KawGuy]

Very good..

And funny.

 

[Brainboyz]

-phreak, very nice. My girlfriend and I had this discussion: if we woke up swapped, we both call in sick. This was our agreement: she gets as many blowjobs as she wants, I get as many tongue lashings as I want, and we fuck all day in every position imaginable until we're tired.

 

[-phreak]

I'd like to switch for one day, just out of mere curiousity....but I would definately want to be sure that I'd be a woman again after that one day

 

[glynndah]

Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who has posted on this thread. When the teacher asked that question in my Human Sexuality class 30 years ago, every female said she'd try being a male and absolutely no males would! The closest thing I heard to a positive comment by a guy was something along the lines of "well, at least I'd never run out of money.."

And this was in the heyday of the sexual revolution! To be fair, the class was filled with 19 and 20 year old guys and they were mightily attached to their penises (sometimes holding on to them and rubbing to make sure they were still stuck on?) I'm glad to see these are more enlightened times or perhaps enlightened people.

 

[Tele2047]

I think it's just a different era. I'm only 18, yet (as I said) would love to switch sexes to try it out.

 

[MagicFingers]

I had a sex-change operation

Now, I'll do anything for a quarter!

But, seriously folks, It would be a great learning experience, but I wouldn't want it to be permanent.

 

[Brainboyz]

Here's a thought that will freak you out: if you switched, but wholey switched to the opposite sex in body and mind, do you think you would know you were once the other?

 

[Xectxny19X]

hmmm...interesting, I'm not sure about this. um, I just know I'd want to be a woman w/ a woman still, hehe.

 

[Tymeless]

i'd switch to being a female in a heartbeat and never look back

 

[The Gimp]

To be fair, the class was filled with 19 and 20 year old guys and they were mightily attached to their penises (sometimes holding on to them and rubbing to make sure they were still stuck on?) I'm glad to see these are more enlightened times or perhaps enlightened people.

But of course. Back when I was 20 I would have been a bit curious about living life as a female but I probably wouldn't have admitted it in an anomomous forum, and there's no chance that I would have raised my hand on the subject in a classroom.

 

[Pyro Paul]

well, from what i learned. most men would want to stay men. of course most men are often head strong olfs who are proud of their masculinity.

oddly enough psychology teaches us that most women want to be like men, simply the thought of not having to suffer through how much pain women have to go through, and are expected to go through on a daily bases. the thought of, oh i dont have to worry about tampons, periods, wearing too short of a skirt, or looking overly pretty, is enough relife on a persons stress to make them want to switch.


i personaly would like to stay a male. simply because i dont like guys, so i wouldnt really want to be hit on by guys.
cuz i know i would be one Gawd awful sexhie beast.

 

[Eilan]

oddly enough psychology teaches us that most women want to be like men, simply the thought of not having to suffer through how much pain women have to go through, and are expected to go through on a daily bases. the thought of, oh i dont have to worry about tampons, periods, wearing too short of a skirt, or looking overly pretty, is enough relife on a persons stress to make them want to switch.

ROTFLMFAO!

I didn't know people still took Freud and penis envy all that seriously, at least outside of college English departments. And even then. . .

 

[Socal22]

You know what I think just about every person has wondered at one time or another what it would be like to be the opposite sex and I dont think I am the only one who would want to switch(in my case to a girl) temporarily. am I wrong temporarily?

 

[Gangrif]

I remember an episode of the "Weird Science" tv series where the guys were changed into Teenage girls.
Shortly after they found out that they'd been changed, there was a scene where the one guy was just standing in the girls bathroom holding his shirt open staring in the mirror at his new found boosums.

I'd have to quit my job, becuase that would be me.. Sorry. I'd just be sitting at home, naked, taking pictures of myself and staring in the mirror.

heh.

So, for my own sake, i'd have to say that i;d rather stay a man.

 

[Socal22]

Yes but on a temporary basis like a few days while you had time off from work would you switch?

 

[glynndah]

All of the responses to questions in the sex class were done anonymously. As I recall, papers were turned in and the teacher read the results. No one had to speak up or own up to the responses unless he or she wanted to. I do think that you're probably right about the adolescent male comment. And another thing that might have some bearing: the women's movement was just getting started. There weren't as many choices for women and they were perceived as "second class" by most people.

 

[Tymeless]

i'd switch to being female without a thought but thats because i'm gender dyshoric and therefore i'd finally be in the body i want to be in.

 

[KarenDee]

Hey, I think you're all missing the point. Just once I'd like to be a man so that I could go down to the garage to get my car fixed and not have the repair guy laying on the sarcasm, telling me "my Johnson Rod needs to be lubed."

(credit to Seinfeld on that one!)

 

[covariant]

If I was a woman, I'd probably be one of those that never got any dates

More seriously, I'm sure the perspective would be fascinating. To feel the sensations of a woman's body, to see how badly women are treated by society.

 

[Tymeless]

its just mind boggling how diffrent women and men are treated.

 

[Wet_ass_egypt]

This question was posed years ago in my human sexuality class and I was wondering if the results would be the same. (I remember there was a definite split between the sexes on this one.) If you had an opportunity to switch your gender; i.e. if you are now a man, you'd be a woman and vice versa, would you? What if you would retain awareness that you're "really" a woman or a man and remember and appreciate all your prior experiences? What if the change was permanent?

i would love to change my Sex ... i want to have boobs and i want men to die to fuck my ass

 

[david_42]

Never considered it, but I suspect a bald, bearded woman would have even more trouble finding a date than I do. Even if I lost the beard & got hair, I've seen what my sisters look like in their fifties!

I've only met a handful of post-op genderchanges and none of them seemed to be very happy.

 

[Tymeless]

for alot of gender changes the alternative is suicide. also wih successful gender changes which are out there u would never know they were unless they told you.

 

[gypsy4191]

i'd just get a detachable penis so i could fuck the occasional female that i picked up really good, better than a strap on!