Sex in Church

[BedtimeStories77]

Sounds good.

 

[aymanmosstfa]

it will be the yaer 1700 new island fond and the uk as alwes go ther and thay will open new church
thay sent a prest and 3 nuns one of thim is his reall sister and thay come from family see the sex is devil
but that island life for sex and thay have drags make any human horny as hill and thay but that drag in thay food the prest and the nuns fight thay sexual horny need cus the drugs but thay fall in the end

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Sounds like an interesting tale of old world missionaries exploring a new island and finding more than they bargained for.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

A Twist on your idea, Eve....

.....since you came up with a lesbian one, which sounds hot....I'm thinking of a Gay Male story with a pastor and one of his deacons getting it on with a young usher. Kind of an all-male threesome. Was thinking of using that one that I mentioned (Love Thy Pastor), but I actually think that "Meat of the Word" has a better ring to it. And by young, of course, I mean 18 or 19. A college boy, very innocent and "corruptible".

 

[BedtimeStories77]

That sounds very hot hon!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

That sounds very hot hon!

Well, the Protestants can't leave all of the gay fun to the Catholic clergy, can they? As long as the youth isn't underage, it's cool.

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Those silly Catholics! Gay fun should be had by all!!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Those silly Catholics! Gay fun should be had by all!!

Exactly, babe.

 

[sirhugs]

how about a little incest story about a family member reluctant to go to church, restless in the pews. So the other character begins by touching his/her knee to quell the fidgeting.

A short version would build as the service proceeded. A longer version would have the increments each week.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Wow, someone revived this after sixteen years. This thread is now undead.

Done a church story already. Why speculate when you can actually write it? The church is a real place.

https://classic.literotica.com/s/mandy-goes-to-confession

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/St._Nicholas_of_Tolentine_Church,_The_Bronx.jpg

 

[sirhugs]

Beware the undead.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Beware the undead.

I would fear undead people if there were actually any around. (I doubt it. Check out the history of "zombies" in Caribbean cultures.)

Undead threads? Bring back as many as one wishes. It's interesting to see what Lit members were thinking in earlier years.

 

[sirhugs]

I would fear undead people if there were actually any around. (I doubt it. Check out the history of "zombies" in Caribbean cultures.)

Undead threads? Bring back as many as one wishes. It's interesting to see what Lit members were thinking in earlier years.

"thinking" what is this "thinking" of which you speak?

 

[gunhilltrain]

"thinking" what is this "thinking" of which you speak?

It's pretty obvious I'd say. I was referring to whatever Lit members were writing back in 2007, which is when most of the thread was created. That's far enough back that it was culturally a somewhat different era from now. I don't think it's mentioned in the thread (I didn't read most of it), but that was before dating apps had a huge impact on gender relations (mostly for the worst, I think).

This has been going on for at least a hundred years. A new age cohort, perhaps, comes into influence with new technologies and the social landscape thus changes every ten to fifteen years. I've seen that myself several times. The further back in history you go, the slower (with some exceptions) the rate of change was.

Did I overdo that explanation?

 

[lc69hunter]

I was a preacher's kid, and lost my virginity at age 14, to a deacon's daughter who was 17, in a Sunday School room on a Sunday night, while my Dad was upstairs preaching hell's fire and brimstone.

 

[Carnevil9]

Hey, I don't remember this thread! How did I miss it the first time around?

Anyway, I do have a story where a woman and her priest have sex in the confessional as she is confessing about having incestuous sex with her (18 year old) son. I was going for maximum taboo points.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

I have no church stories, and had left christianity about a year or two before this thread was probably started. But I did actually have sex in a church back then, and got head once in the church van, while on our way back from church.

 

[sirhugs]

I have no church stories, and had left christianity about a year or two before this thread was probably started. But I did actually have sex in a church back then, and got head once in the church van, while on our way back from church.

did you have to return the head when you left the church?

 

[JaxRhapsody]

did you have to return the head when you left the church?

I would have, I don't remember what happened afterwards. The church we were going to, went to another church during fall and winter, to save on utilities. I know I drove to the church and rode in the van to the other one, I just don't remember if the van took my girlfriend home, I did, or she got off with a friend of hers.

 

[Rob_Royale]

How about a husband wins a bet with his wife and her punishment is to wear a remote control clitoral vibrator all day. Including church. He really cranks it up during the hymns.

 

[gunhilltrain]

How about a husband wins a bet with his wife and her punishment is to wear a remote control clitoral vibrator all day. Including church. He really cranks it up during the hymns.

Doesn't seem like a punishment to me. By the way, who makes bets like that? How do you win or lose?

 

[gunhilltrain]

did you have to return the head when you left the church?

sirhugs, you can do better than that!

 

[gunhilltrain]

Hey, I don't remember this thread! How did I miss it the first time around?

Anyway, I do have a story where a woman and her priest have sex in the confessional as she is confessing about having incestuous sex with her (18 year old) son. I was going for maximum taboo points.

You missed it because it was sixteen years ago. Anyway, has this story been published?

 

[Carnevil9]

You missed it because it was sixteen years ago. Anyway, has this story been published?

Yes, but I was here sixteen years ago and should have seen it.

And yes, the story is in my Lit stash (see signature), it's called You Have To Go To Mass. I think that particular scene is in the second or third chapter (they are all pretty short).

 

[gunhilltrain]

I was a preacher's kid, and lost my virginity at age 14, to a deacon's daughter who was 17, in a Sunday School room on a Sunday night, while my Dad was upstairs preaching hell's fire and brimstone.

You must have been pretty good, , to get a girl three years older to even look at you. I know I never could never have done it.