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How about the pastor's wife leaves him, and various women f the congregation start out bringing him casseroles and pies, but soon start servicing his other needs. You could have the cheating wife, the virginal 18 yr old, the slutty 18 yr old, the bisexual tag team, the one whose hubby wants to watch, etc....
 
sirhugs said:
How about the pastor's wife leaves him, and various women f the congregation start out bringing him casseroles and pies, but soon start servicing his other needs. You could have the cheating wife, the virginal 18 yr old, the slutty 18 yr old, the bisexual tag team, the one whose hubby wants to watch, etc....
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And to make it even more ironic, she leaves him because he's too vanilla and there's not enough excitement in the marriage for her. :D
 
Mona said:
And to make it even more ironic, she leaves him because he's too vanilla and there's not enough excitement in the marriage for her. :D
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That's always a fun "twist", even if not a "twist" anymore. ;)
 
How about a nice winter tale of a skating party outside the church. someone goes inside to prepare cocoa. someone else goes in to warm up.......
 
"Father, I have sinned... I asked him to sodomize me and when he did I liked it"
"My child, this is serious, you have to do 7 blowjobs and 3 missionary positions to erase your grave sin... You have to start now before the devil takes your soul. Here, let me help you..."
"Oh thank you father"
 
youcancallmebobby

why does it have to be a reconised instatution. let it be new a church that promote and encourages sex, it could be an alternative approach to "just say no and keep your legs crossed" that the government is try to sell. the more we understand that sex is an art and should be tought as one the safer it will be,

the opening line could be "G-D gave man/womenkind a remarkable gift, the gift of love making, that is a proven fact as a women is only furtile for a short period of time each cycle, so my breathern lest go forward with this new fresh concept and learn the art of achieving climactic sex for you and your partner" (smiling just a thought)
 
Sleeping in Church

The pastor notices the pretty young thing dozing off during his sermons, so one Sunday, as the congregation files out, he asks her to step into his office to discuss it.....
 
REALLY Late for Church...

a young woman, very religious, virginal, has joined a congregation in her new town to meet like minded people.

Unfortunately, she gets confused which day it is, and shows up on Monday, expecting to find the church full.

Unfortunately for her, only the caretaker is there. And he's an ex-con there on a rehab project....
 
Advent chocolate...

...a chocoholic Sunday school helper gets all the advent chocolate on her face, hands, chest, recruits a MILF to lick off the evidence....
 
Christmas Eve candlelight service....someone has to stay to clean up after. Its quiet and dark....
 
i've gotten off a few times in church (always in private though). my dad's a pastor and i've practically grown up in that church.

our church is comprised of two separate buildings that are right next to each other, but there is a small alleyway inbetween... i was walking there to get to the parking lot faster the other day, and lo and behold - a used condom on the ground!

:rolleyes:
 
Genie_69 said:
i've gotten off a few times in church (always in private though). my dad's a pastor and i've practically grown up in that church.

our church is comprised of two separate buildings that are right next to each other, but there is a small alleyway inbetween... i was walking there to get to the parking lot faster the other day, and lo and behold - a used condom on the ground!

:rolleyes:
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maybe you could base a few stories on your adventures or fantasies?
 
During sermon.

In my church the minister stands on a wooden, waist-high pew and preaches from the bible during some of the sermon. How about a BJ while preaching? Those ministers preaching hellfire and brimstone can get pretty hot under their collars and that is not good for the heart and blood pressure.
The parishioners could tagteam or the spouse could hide there and....After the sermon a hearty confession to the wrong person and some blackmail perhaps....

Or he might need a little relief during the sermon because otherwise his massive member might make a tent in his robe....Or he might need to be kept close to the ejaculation point to have enough fire and inspiration for the sermon.

Or one of the sons/daughters of the minister or a sundayschool student helper could do it on a dare.

The spouse might have been othewise engaged and thus not able to perform her duties during sermon and a vigilant person might substitute. Might even be a parent. The minister might have inherited the his massive member from his dad and his mom might have to step in during a vacation or because his wife is in hospital visiting her dying dad or because she has a broken leg from falling down the steps of the pew after a sermon.
Or his kids might know of it because they have watched something from the sidelines at some point during their childhood.

Might even be a female minister getting primed for the Lord by the Holy Ghost or Gabriel to give birth to another carpenter.

Sorry, I´m not a writer but I do have a sinful imagination :)
 
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its a New Years day service, and only one person shows up besides the preacher....
 
:D
Glad you liked it. Thanks for the PC too - glad I didn't call it something like "shelter from the storm" though, there's a chapter story running now with that title!
 
starrkers said:
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Glad you liked it. Thanks for the PC too - glad I didn't call it something like "shelter from the storm" though, there's a chapter story running now with that title!
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true...which is excellent, by the way. Ironically though, destine21 just posted a story with the same title as yours...
 
since St Valentine is a religious figure, ya gotta figure there could be a fun V Day dance in the church hall....
 
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