Actually yes I am! I received some very interesting answers! Here are the ones I thought were best:
Coolest Answer: Earthmuffin, Literotica
Most Amusing: Sweetfeet, MARRIED
Most Unusual: Purple Haze, Adjustable
Most Imaginative: ShyGuy68, Do-it-yourself
Personal Favorite: Closet Desire, Torrid
Best Imagery: Outsider, A word will not do it justice so instead picture a ghost town all ramshacled and busted up, now imagine a tumble weed blowing across said ghost town with the only sound that of the restless wind and there you have my sexlife.
Say, this thread's replies remind me of what is said about teachers - those who can, do; those can't, teach. (That genuinely IS a slander of teachers, BTW, quoting the comment does not mean I endorse it.)
For a web site devoted to people who talk nonstop about sex in every imaginable way, it is astounding to discover how abysmal the real thing is for so many of the habitues.
Not that I have much to brag about these days. I have had an outstanding sex life but right now ... *zippo*. It is all cyber, and lemme tell ya, cyber is slightly less satisfying than masturbation after your skin mag subscription runs out.
Say, this thread's replies remind me of what is said about teachers - those who can, do; those can't, teach. (That genuinely IS a slander of teachers, BTW, quoting the comment does not mean I endorse it.)
For a web site devoted to people who talk nonstop about sex in every imaginable way, it is astounding to discover how abysmal the real thing is for so many of the habitues.
Not that I have much to brag about these days. I have had an outstanding sex life but right now ... *zippo*. It is all cyber, and lemme tell ya, cyber is slightly less satisfying than masturbation after your skin mag subscription runs out.