Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

I love when I read back two pages and still have no idea what's going on, or what language y'all are speaking
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbG1jMzR5Y2t5NWlkcGZmbm05eml5ZXkzbTZvd3U4M2FnNGdiNTBkNCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/6T7leW4fzMFwnUvpYB/giphy.gif

Sooo. Me every third time I check this thread?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mikey. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard it's awesome

Are you having a stroke?!?!?! Blink twice for yes

Earlier was a joke, but I'm concerned. Should I call somebody?

Don’t mock my typing. It’s agism. Or something.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love when I read back two pages and still have no idea what's going on, or what language y'all are speaking
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbG1jMzR5Y2t5NWlkcGZmbm05eml5ZXkzbTZvd3U4M2FnNGdiNTBkNCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/6T7leW4fzMFwnUvpYB/giphy.gif

As if that’s ever NOT the case

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I watch?

He’s in charge of the subscription fees. Have to talk to him.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

He’s in charge of the subscription fees. Have to talk to him.

Special promo going on where it's free with dairy cannons sent to my inbox

 

[MissLabelled]

I love when I read back two pages and still have no idea what's going on, or what language y'all are speaking
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbG1jMzR5Y2t5NWlkcGZmbm05eml5ZXkzbTZvd3U4M2FnNGdiNTBkNCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/6T7leW4fzMFwnUvpYB/giphy.gif

- raccoons can fit in your bum hole
- lots of talk about movies and shows done by some dude
- Trump giving someone a handy? (ask monkey about that one, I still don't know what that's about)

 

[MindYaBitness]

- raccoons can fit in your bum hole
- lots of talk about movies and shows done by some dude
- Trump giving someone a handy? (ask monkey about that one, I still don't know what that's about)

I will never ask, I don't want that image in my brain!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Special promo going on where it's free with dairy cannons sent to my inbox

Done.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I will never ask, I don't want that image in my brain!!!!

I assume it's similar to the way he sucks toes

 

[MindYaBitness]

I assume it's similar to the way he sucks toes

Our last president sniffed kids (allegedly) and now we have a toe sucker?????

 

[SWR101]

I assume it's similar to the way he sucks toes

Why?!?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Why?!?

Have you seen what was posted in the office of Housing and Urban Development?

 

[SWR101]

Have you seen what was posted in the office of Housing and Urban Development?

I feel like I would rather not at this point…

 

[vagrantx]

I love when I read back two pages and still have no idea what's going on, or what language y'all are speaking

De e okej, man behöver inte alltid hänga med i allt som händer runtomkring tycker de e mysigt å ibland sitta å lyssna på folk när dom snackar om saker dom gillar, även om jag inte själv fattar grejen. typ som min kollega som gillar att virka... ingen aning om hur man kan spendera timmar på det, men, bilderna hon visar på de hon skapat e supercoola

 

[Fiestykitten]

De e okej, man behöver inte alltid hänga med i allt som händer runtomkring tycker de e mysigt å ibland sitta å lyssna på folk när dom snackar om saker dom gillar, även om jag inte själv fattar grejen. typ som min kollega som gillar att virka... ingen aning om hur man kan spendera timmar på det, men, bilderna hon visar på de hon skapat e supercoola

I just heard the person on the other end of the phone talking to Charlie Brown when I looked at this

Wah, Wah, Wah.....

 

[vagrantx]

I just heard the person on the other end of the phone talking to Charlie Brown when I looked at this

Wah, Wah, Wah.....

That's a new one! People usually just send me

https://media.tenor.com/PWs3VDTxwmwAAAAM/swedish-chef-muppets.gif

 

[Fiestykitten]

That's a new one! People usually just send me

https://media.tenor.com/PWs3VDTxwmwAAAAM/swedish-chef-muppets.gif

I'm a little.... different (yea that's a good way to put it )

 

[vagrantx]

I'm a little.... different (yea that's a good way to put it )

ນັ້ນແມ່ນບໍ່ມີຫຍັງທີ່ທ່ານສາມາດແກ້ໄຂໄດ້ພວກເຮົາທັງຫມົດແມ່ນແປກເລັກນ້ອຍ

"that's okay, it's nothing you can fix. we are all a bit mad here"

 

[cactusjack0584]

ນັ້ນແມ່ນບໍ່ມີຫຍັງທີ່ທ່ານສາມາດແກ້ໄຂໄດ້ພວກເຮົາທັງຫມົດແມ່ນແປກເລັກນ້ອຍ

"that's okay, it's nothing you can fix. we are all a bit mad here"

That should be the tagline for lit!

 

[vagrantx]

That should be the tagline for lit!

Hahaha now I'm imagining Lewis Carroll writing lit-smut. Alice in a Wonderbra

 

[morelikeasong]

Hahaha now I'm imagining Lewis Carroll writing lit-smut. Alice in a Wonderbra

Through the Looking-Glass Dildo

 

[Fiestykitten]

ນັ້ນແມ່ນບໍ່ມີຫຍັງທີ່ທ່ານສາມາດແກ້ໄຂໄດ້ພວກເຮົາທັງຫມົດແມ່ນແປກເລັກນ້ອຍ

"that's okay, it's nothing you can fix. we are all a bit mad here"

That should be a t-shirt.. to the t-shirt thread!

 

[vagrantx]

Through the Looking-Glass Dildo

...I should learn to quiet my curiosity. Internet Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/3843/sample_fb32892c0f1760a2ecd75197dc7a067f.jpg?9490192

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hahaha now I'm imagining Lewis Carroll writing lit-smut. Alice in a Wonderbra

The Jabberwanky.

 

[vagrantx]

The Jabberwanky.

lmfao
the vorpal dong went schlickity schlock