Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean lovense does make gadgets for males too.

They do! And some of them even interact with each other

The fucking snickers bar!

And the corn! It makes me miss @MrsPassion

 

[MrMakersMark]

Behold, my sexy boobies!
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Blue suede shoes!

 

[Bry1313]

Otters Are Not Cute, They Are Sick Depraved Jerks

Otters are still cute

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can't help it, my boobies do such a secy little dance!

Behold, my sexy boobies!
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Sooo good! Almost as good as when you rub my tits

 

[MindYaBitness]

Otters are still cute

So was Ted Bundy

 

[SWR101]

Sooo good! Almost as good as when you rub my tits
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This is what gets people kicked out of pet stores…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This is what gets people kicked out of pet stores…

I’ve literally had to be shooed out of a pet store at closing time because I couldn’t make myself stop hugging and playing with a sweet corgi/collie girl. Do not invite me over without an ejection plan, I will be giving your corgis and other doggo loves and pets all day

 

[Bry1313]

So was Ted Bundy

No he wasn’t.

 

[MindYaBitness]

No he wasn’t.

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Oh, I think he's hideous. But, many women at the time reported that he was handsome & charming. I chalk it up to the messed up beauty standards of the day

 

[Bry1313]

Oh, I think he's hideous. But, many women at the time reported that he was handsome & charming. I chalk it up to the messed up beauty standards of the day

Otters cuteness is universal

 

[UnquietDreams]

The fucking snickers bar!

You mean "fucking the Snickers bar."

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You mean "fucking the Snickers bar."

 

[Medicalman13152]

Yeah, but I am pretty much old school.
Lol...



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Wait....are you telling me women masturbate?!?!? When I asked her, I was told "never"!! Was I lied to?

 

[lavendersilk]

Yeah, but I am pretty much old school.
Lol...



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I didn't realize all guys were into fisting.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

They do! And some of them even interact with each other

The Gush 2 is fun, but for me, underwhelming.

And the corn! It makes me miss @MrsPassion

 

[crazychemgirl]

Beware of falling space junk this weekend

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Beware of falling space junk this weekend

Are we talking like a potential Dead Like Me situation here?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are we talking like a potential Dead Like Me situation here?

SUCH a good dhow

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

SUCH a good dhow

Yes! But…that being said, I don’t particularly want to follow its example by dying from a toilet seat falling from space

 

[morelikeasong]

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This is also how it feels when I’m filling the water carafe for my coffee maker past the line for a single cup

 

[MrMakersMark]

Wait....are you telling me women masturbate?!?!? When I asked her, I was told "never"!! Was I lied to?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It's too damn early for this.

Subbing for freshman science class and the kids are talking about the new Pope (our town is very Catholic). Someone just asked, "Wait... what if Jesus had been born a girl? If we take communion by eating the body and blood, could we take communion by going down on Jesus during her period?"

If I had to hear that and think about it, so do you.

 

[Lmizzler]

Geez, quite the debauchery in here the last few days!
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[UnquietDreams]

It's too damn early for this.

Subbing for freshman science class and the kids are talking about the new Pope (our town is very Catholic). Someone just asked, "Wait... what if Jesus had been born a girl? If we take communion by eating the body and blood, could we taken communion by going down on Jesus during her period?"

If I had to hear that and think about it, so do you.

I have lived a long life. I have spent a lot of time studying and learning from the spiritual and philosophical circles. And I feel like I should have heard someone pose that question before. It is surprising, but I haven't.

This delights me. Not the question, but the asking.