Sexual Activities

[DarkSimian]

You still can't see these?

Naw...I've been away. So what's the latest gossip?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Naw...I've been away. So what's the latest gossip?

Victor married Alice but cheated on her on their honeymoon; the woman that John thought he killed is back in Salem and is out for revenge; the Zirkos brothers are trying to strongarm their way into Monty's gambling den … Oh, wait, you weren't talking about Days of the Week, were you?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Victor married Alice but cheated on her on their honeymoon; the woman that John thought he killed is back in Salem and is out for revenge; the Zirkos brothers are trying to strongarm their way into Monty's gambling den … Oh, wait, you weren't talking about Days of the Week, were you?

Hey, watching soaps is NOT a sexual activity.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f37c68d49026c752876a716e66908313/tumblr_pu2j064H051wyq49so1_500.gif

Using soaps is

 

[Crownvic]

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She has a powerful sex drive!

Love when she drives naked.....

 

[Dashabout]

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I have a sudden desire to get my weed whacked

At least she won't have tough time doing a tick check.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Hey, watching soaps is NOT a sexual activity.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f37c68d49026c752876a716e66908313/tumblr_pu2j064H051wyq49so1_500.gif

Using soaps is

It is if you're having sex while it's on.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh Jennings

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https://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/2012/08/08/d0fdbfd0-a644-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/volleyball_AP45739792957.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

SPECIAL 4TH OF JULY EDITION:

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Enjoy your grilled weiners, America

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I've played Shirts/Skins before, but I've never heard of Shirts/Shorts!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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It's the diabolical "Queen Bangs Bishop" maneuver.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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What a fucking chess board!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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I would be more into the Olympics if they would only play the old fashioned way

 

[hotwords229_A]

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The company that makes this device is called Wham-o. Need I say more.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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It's all about the socks really.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Is distracting your opponent allowed? I hope so.

 

[DarkSimian]

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I've played Shirts/Skins before, but I've never heard of Shirts/Shorts!

I'm not normally an ass man, but DAMN!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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The Art of Juggling.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Some guys go balls to the wall. Not this guy . . .

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Why, oh why didn't I go to juggling school?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm not normally an ass man, but DAMN!

Asses are fun!

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Okay, so one time I went outside, got my mail, walked back in looked at my mail and then realized I was still in my underwear. I lived in a residential neighborhood at the time. (true story)

Imagine how embarrassed this guy is going to be when he comes in from getting the mail.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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Did I ever mention what a fan of underboob I am.

 

[DarkSimian]

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Okay, so one time I went outside, got my mail, walked back in looked at my mail and then realized I was still in my underwear. I lived in a residential neighborhood at the time. (true story)

Imagine how embarrassed this guy is going to be when he comes in from getting the mail.

That's nothing: a few yrs ago, we switched satellite services, and so when they installed the new dish, they tore the old one down. I went to take it to the dumpster in the alley, and so put the lock and keys in my sweatpants. About half way to the dumpster, the weight of the lock started to pull my pants and shorts down. My arms were full, and I had no way to stop it or pull them up. So I walked 20 ft with my sweats around my ankles, bareassed down the alley until I could unload the dish. Thank god no one saw me....

 

[Sweet_Lara]

That's nothing: a few yrs ago, we switched satellite services, and so when they installed the new dish, they tore the old one down. I went to take it to the dumpster in the alley, and so put the lock and keys in my sweatpants. About half way to the dumpster, the weight of the lock started to pull my pants and shorts down. My arms were full, and I had no way to stop it or pull them up. So I walked 20 ft with my sweats around my ankles, bareassed down the alley until I could unload the dish. Thank god no one saw me....

So that was you?! I've been telling the story of seeing a guy waddling bare bummed and carrying a dish to my chums for a few years now!

 

[DarkSimian]

So that was you?! I've been telling the story of seeing a guy waddling bare bummed and carrying a dish to my chums for a few years now!

And that's not the only time it's happened like that. I have no hips, and so pants just slide off of me....