Sexual Activities

[Sweet_Lara]

And that's not the only time it's happened like that. I have no hips, and so pants just slide off of me....

I watched a kid delivering pizza downtown one day. He was carrying the pizzas with both hands and his baggy jeans started to droop. His steps got wider and wider as he walked trying to keep his pants up. Quite funny, almost as much as the guy in the alley.

 

[DarkSimian]

I watched a kid delivering pizza downtown one day. He was carrying the pizzas with both hands and his baggy jeans started to droop. His steps got wider and wider as he walked trying to keep his pants up. Quite funny, almost as much as the guy in the alley.

Ok, the pizza guy was NOT me....

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hahaha! This^^^is why I wear a belt

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/nedflandersnopants.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/04/696552/bdsmlr-696552-LgwNQ7p5Ev.jpg

Stretching is an important activity. Stretching naked in front of a window, well that's just fun!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn02.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/173083/bdsmlr-173083-kt7LjSYHpV.gif

Nothing like getting out of those sweaty clothes after a workout.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn04.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/03/34724/bdsmlr-34724-OAinufszFy.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/04/696552/bdsmlr-696552-P0n5Yyl0aN.jpg

They're stepping on the hot lava!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn03.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/02/189636/bdsmlr-189636-9Gvikoa51f.jpg

The famous Stanley B Cup.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn03.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/02/189636/bdsmlr-189636-CnFA6neFO0.jpg

This pic really improved my stickhandling.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn03.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/425315/bdsmlr-425315-fOMWXmsT42.png

The average balance beam is only four inches wide with a heavy dose of Viagra just think of the potential!

I just realized what a terrible run on sentence I created here. I guess my head wasn't in the game. I wonder why

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/04/30181/bdsmlr-30181-j9PHanvzaY.jpeg

She knows the hose

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn03.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/02/189636/bdsmlr-189636-iwVu0StTWW.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/04/752888/bdsmlr-752888-UoNFXZdJAn.gif

Taking out your opponent with one touch.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn03.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/02/189636/bdsmlr-189636-qHqFEXeJj6.jpg

Racquetball and dimples

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn03.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/02/189636/bdsmlr-189636-pmOOem1yKb.jpg

Roller Derby Rodeo?

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn03.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/160745/bdsmlr-160745-vHoXI0ZZbg.gif

I feel dumb for using my skateboard wrong all these years!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn07.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/07/911056/bdsmlr-911056-KtKIHCgz68.gif

Reading comics can be good for you!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn07.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/07/911056/bdsmlr-911056-C7V1PaVRBG.gif

That must be one of those in&outboard boats

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn04.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/04/344439/bdsmlr-344439-jRYW5bh32v.jpg

Nothing like a good car wash.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn07.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/07/911056/bdsmlr-911056-vhDWIYcTCe.png

Keeping the blood flowing is very important when sitting all day. He's lucky he has a friend who is concerned about his health.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn07.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/07/911056/bdsmlr-911056-xlfEoppPKX.gif

"Up periscope!"

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/01/48769/bdsmlr-48769-kWQtQU6fIF.gif

Buffy buffs with her buffers.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn03.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/02/413760/bdsmlr-413760-9VuDanjk1e.jpg

I feel so dirty

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2018/12/128773/bdsmlr-128773-EkKtrhkz1r.gif

Who knew washing cars was such a sexual activity?

 

[Crownvic]

https://cdn05.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2018/12/128773/bdsmlr-128773-EkKtrhkz1r.gif

Who knew washing cars was such a sexual activity?

Have not seen them at my car wash...hmmmm