'Sexual Haven' needs more players!

[Mistress Jorja]

*sighs*

writers block. again. the cursed disease of the talented. *growls*

feeling rather un-verbose tonight. (anybody know the opposite of verbose???)

perhaps I'll go sit in the corner and contemplate the fate of the universe...

 

[celiaKitten]

I'm feeling rather non-inspired as well .. and somehow have to respond on 'Ye Gods' and if you look at my partner's last post on that - you'll see why I'm having difficulty ...

 

[celiaKitten]

and I'm gone for the evening my fellow sugarpeas ... going to a party tonight ... a lovely little drunken bonfire ... ahhh ... this is why I love Fall in Michigan ....

Sweet Dreams ...

love,
~the musical kitten~

 

[Indalecio]

This keeps up this might become the new Sexual haven thread... lol

 

[Tufflove]

Mistress

I beleive that would be awe....

I don't know about you not being verbose tonight, but you have put a song in Sam's heart....and mine! well done....

 

[Huntress]

Ladies Lounge!

See what you mean about Aphrodite's quandry. At the moment, I can't think of one constructive thing to say, Celia, darling. Perhaps in the light of day will find inspiration.

A drunken bonfire sounds heavenly just now as I face the daunting task of telling my clients that their champagne tastes will not be satisfied by a beer budget. <sigh> But that's tomorrow. Tonight I sleep because I almost burst a blood vessel trying to keep up with Jorja in my last post to SH. (Geez, Jorja! Give a fellow poster a break!)

Verbose, eh? Lets see: taciturn, laconic... No. Probably not. Aaah. Brain is mush folks. <yawn> Naughty dreams, all!

H.

 

[polywog]

challenges

Ladies,
The word you seek is 'mute'. This is the sound of a good fellator.

K-who needs sex when you have a bassoon?

I haven't tried to play a musical instrument while having sex, actually, but it must have been haven. I have posted to lit while receiving a blow job. I'm dying to tell you about it, when she's finished. Suffice for the moment to say it's hard to hunt and peck with one hand's fingers wrapped in long red hair. Ahhh...

 

[Mistress Jorja]

sex with a bassoon? ouch!

Soooo sorry Huntress, shall I turn down the heat on my posts a notch or two? Nahhh....

Thank ya, Tuff, darlin'....

And Celia...dont be *too* rough on Hades...

Ciao for now. My work is screaming for attention...and being the loyal, oh so wonderful employee I am...I must answer.

xoxo
Jorja

 

[celiaKitten]

Not sex with the bassoon

Sex while playing the bassoon - which didn't work too well!! And no kidding! My bassoon has brought me far more hapiness (and satisfaction) than any man that's been in my life.. (*sniff* yes, they all sucked .. and that's the bad kinda sucking..)

Aphrodite has to be tough on Hades!! He just might eat her if she's not careful ... errr... wait a minute ..

Sorry guys - it's morning time now - and I get silly when I'm sleepy ...

JACK! Are you back yet darlin'??? Take a break already shesh! You were the one that told me ..

"all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" heh heh ...

ok, I'll stop before I make you all groan in annoyance again!!

smooches!!

~celia~

 

[Inkubus]

A Thread about a thread...that already has more posts than most threads?


I read the help wanted ad...Is it still open? I play a mean guitar and I make a good Bartender if either of these is open let me know.


Ink

 

[Jack Steed]

new sexual haven thread?

If this is an out of character thread...why are you ladies behaving as badly here as you do over there?

Your devoted,
Jack

 

[polywog]

help wanted

Ink,
You're welcome all right. Playing in the band brings with it some major responsibilities though. You can't just walk off stage because some pretty chickie smiles at you. No, you must play on!

Just kidding. It's all good. Nobody actually notices when the music plays. Makes me feel unappreciated.

Now that we have actual musicians in the band, maybe I can learn how to describe a beat or melody that's good for humping.

 

[Huntress]

And the thread goes on... lahdie, dahdie, dee..

Greetings, Ink! Yep, we still need a bartender, bouncer, or whatever role you desire -- have filled the guitar player position, though they might let you sit in. Need to ask Poly about that. You're most welcome to join us.

Hey, Tuff! I see Jorja has accepted your offer and been playing very nicely (so far) in your sandbox. When are you going to try out ours? You're style would make a very interesting addition to the bar.

If you turn down the heat on your posts, Mistress Jorja, I'll be forced to spank you. This plot's done simmering, it needs to boil! Don't worry. I'll tell you if I can't take the heat.

Speaking of heat, I remember Kitty saying something about an idea she was cooking. Love to hear about it!

H.

 

[celiaKitten]

How is everyone today?? I'm in such a good mood I can hardly stand it!!! I'm totally behind in my work, my room is a mess .. but I don't care!!

I love these kinds of days....

Also .. Huntress re: playing .. maybe like a big group tease .. does that make any more sense??

Grr, so many great possible partners.. it's a wonderful bar...

 

[polywog]

tease what? who? me?

CK,
my life is wonderful, my friends are great (esp. online friends), thanks for asking.
That all is in horrid disaray is besides the point here as well.

I know you addressed this one to Huntress, BUUUT, my two scents worth is as follows:
What a great challenge! A literary strip tease/wet t-shirt contest/bawdy review!

How to do it, I guess, we men will have to leave to y'all and I'm sure the faster I bow out the better you'll like it.
But before I go, please allow me to reassure you gals as a group, that we men, as a group, will be happy to do our part.
Whether it be comments of appreciation/approval (read: catcalls, wolf whistle, pounding tables with beer mug etc.), invitations to tea and etchings viewing, or referrals for professional services (ie:good photographic studios, plastic surgeons, what ever), you may count on us!
Am I right guys?
P

 

[celiaKitten]

Poly, I'm sure you'd enjoy what I have in mind - Huntress and Jorja - I'll PM you soon with more detailed thoughts on the topic .. with all the fun you two are having ... gotta give it a whirl ..

Methinks Kitty threw Travis for a loop .. heheh .. cocky man ...

Jorja/Varly -- WHEW! (I have to agree with Huntress ... if you guys go down to a simmer again - the rest of us would likely object too!! - can anyone second that??)

And to the cowboy - thanks

 

[polywog]

hear, hear

Jorja, Varley,
I'm getting fucked verrry nicely here and there on literotica, as we speak! But when I log on, I'll ignore that drivel just to see what you two have done to each other (and to poor Jack).

When the two of you aren't active I have settle for flirting with CK.

 

[Indalecio]

Heh, the cowboy saves the day again... what else is new?

 

[celiaKitten]

Damnit!

Geez, even on the thread about the thread people are 'settling' for me...

*sniff*

I'll go sit in my corner now .......

 

[Mistress Jorja]

hey! thats my corner!

((((HUGS)))) & *SMOOCHIES* for the Kitty!



(despite the fact we all know you're doing this for the attention)

*giggle*

 

[celiaKitten]

nor do I deny it!!

thanks sugarpea!!!

(I don't know where I picked up the whole sugarpea thing ... )

 

[polywog]

there, there, i didn't mean it

We need a complex character, not a character with a complex.

All I do is go around stomping on peoples feelings.

CK, When it comes to intrigueingly elegant perversity, I will accept the role of second fiddle to some people. Sometimes I feel like white bread.

No, I know what it is, in this process of sexual experimentation, I just haven't uncovered my full perversity!

My mom said I was a late bloomer.

 

[celiaKitten]

Wow, that felt like a big group hug ... (just for the added effect- I just hugged my kitties - I have 2 actual felines ...)

No, I'm really only kidding (in case you couldn't tell)

 

[polywog]

ok now you've done it

You girls must be happy, just the three of you, here.
Surrounded by hungry men of all shapes and sizes...no that's not entirely correct. All of us are ruggedly handsome, well built and hung disproportionately large for the general population.

Only prob is that we're independent minded and recognize trouble when it comes sashaying in spike heels.

Alas, it takes alot to score even virtual love. This where we get to reverse gender roles and, just to generate interest, I must play coy. When I did that as a single man I got nothin'. It didn't work very well as a 'virgin' here either.

On the other hand, being married, it works pretty good. Isn't that perverse? Oh yes, now you've done it.

 

[Huntress]

Purrrrrr...

Celia, with talents like yours, you should never worry about playing second fiddle -- or bassoon as it were. *Hugs*

<blink> Poly! Did you say "married"? Honey, don't you know that the "M" word makes you very desirable? If for no other reason than the challenge it presents us gals. <evil grin>