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Re: new sexual haven thread?

Jack Steed said:
If this is an out of character thread...why are you ladies behaving as badly here as you do over there?

Your devoted,
Jack

Because, darling Jack, you'd be soooo disappointed in us if we were angels. ;)
 
the 'M' word

Huntress, I'm scandalized!
No one should ever consider me fair game.
What sort of women have I fallen in with here?
P:rolleyes:
 
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Innocence becomes her

Why, Poly, whatever do you mean? Of course you're fair game, at least on Lit. Fear not, however, for you have fallen in with talented, fearless, lustful, naughty goddesses who will not hurt you -- much -- but will serve only to increase your virtual pleasure. ;) It's as I told Jack, you fellows would be terribly disappointed if the Ladies of Lit were anything but gorgeous, randy and <ahem> literate.

Besides which, I do recall a certain reference to a "redhead under your desk." Makes me wonder what sort of gent has fallen in with us!

Wantonly yours,

H.
 
Oh...the scandal of it all!

You know I only use my Angel's halo to cover my Devil's horns...

And as for not hurting (-- much --), there IS a fine line between pain & pleasure. But I won't lecture you now, I much prefer hands-on teaching...

<Drools hungrily over the desirably unavalible MARRIED man> Poly, ya gotta know the effect that gold ring on your finger has on us ladies.

Friday...at long last. Lets get it over with ASAP.

Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Coffee anyone?

Ciao

xoxo
Jorja
 
<Idly wonders how exactly the Sexual Haven IC thread got all the way on the second page if everybodys so...*awake*...in here.>
 
Oh my Gawd!

LOL, but Huntress, I must admit that I do literally play second bassoon part in symphonic band :)

Poly - married, not married .. blah blah .. nevermind that I've got other qualifications ;)

Jackson - My behavior is that of my innocent girlish self, I don't know what you're talking about!! (Well, other than the skipping class thing.. ;) )

Good Morning Jorja, my lovely mistress .. thanx for the coffee - I needed that!
 
Good morning, girls!

Thanks for the coffee, J. Anyone care for a Danish? Or shall we reserve those for the weekend to savor while reading the Times in bed? (I wish!)

Ah, my little lap warmer just arrived -- will have to check back later.

H.
 
g'morning

Dear "SH"-ers,

MJ: I'll have to pass on the coffee...y'all put too much water in it up there.... ;-)

Huntress: Angels? ...but I came here looking for a sweet, church-going, young lady that I could take home to ... to, to um, let's see...what was it? Oh, yeah, to corrupt, I guess. Okay, never mind.

Celia, dear: "sweet little innocent self"? --remember who you're talking to, now....

Cowboys: what the fuck!? has this turned into that 'gunzmoke' thing while I was away?

Poly: I agree with you, my friend--we'll adore and worship and cherish and all that other stuff, even tho' we know they won't respect us in the morning...especially if they're on their knees under the desk blowing us while we're doing it....

--and hey, can I be married, too? I was married once, does that count? (And where were you ladies when I *was* married?)

Okay, now I gotta go think of what the hell Travis is gonna do. I'm thinking of having him morph into true alien form, and call the mothership...whadda ya think?

Frantically,
Jack
 
mnff,shnrff

just looking for a soft bosom to rest my head, a sweet voice to say I can go back to bed, and slender wrists to tie to it's head.

But, noooo. Everyone's cheeeerrry, coffee and danish.

Well, my office doesn't run like that! There's partially dressed workers, pernicious email habits, and suspicious smelling tissues in the trash.

And all I want to do is play, play, Play!

Yes, Jack, I cherish the women with cats of nine tails, and regale the men with tales of nine pussies.

Good morning to you all.
Do I have to get up earlier if I want to envision you girls with breasts falling out of ill tied robes and such like.
 
parting is such sweet sorrow...

Good afternoon my frisky fun luvin' friends. TGIF!!!

Just wanted to letcha all know I'll be gone until Sunday night...hope you can live without me...

Going to the Poconos for the weekend with my boyfriend (does that make me almost as desirable as a married woman???). Wooden cabin, fireplace, bear skin rug....bare skin in general....ahhhh, so romantic.

Girls, I'm trusting you to keep these guys under control until I get back. I'll leave my whip just incase somebody gets out of line...

Goodbye, adios, au revoir, ciao.

xoxo
Jorja
 
almost as desirable as married?

Oh, mon chere, Q'es qua dit?
Even more so!
C'est homme, he have a better chance! La femme, she has not decided..do I go vis him, he has more money? ...But is not he more sexy? She must be sure! Must,.. aah yes, she must check zis other man out, you see?

Been to Poconos many times, verrry romantic.
Wait a minit, The Poconos...isn't that the Niagra Falls of the mid-Atlantic? :eek:
Or is that the Viagra falls?
Aw, you're too young for that.

Have fun!
 
Late again...

Ms. J:

By the time you read this post, you will have returned from your romantic weekend -- hope you had a marvelous time!

I'm not so sure about controlling the fellas, but we can keep them off kilter (egad, Kitty!).

Hugs,

H.
 
Yeah, yeah, I know. But look at my options!! I could surrender my pride or interrupt jorja/varly - which would be a crime!!

So, there's that. But don't worry - just taking a little cigarette break, I'll be back before you miss me.
 
foggy, foggy, foggy

<yawn> Good morning, sweet kitten!
 
Good morning

*YAWN!* Good Morning everyone! Hope your weekend was lovely. Mine was a little annoying .. but we had our first snowfall .. my sister put in christmas music .. it's coming .. prepare to be broke...

~celia~
 
first snow/ here kitty, kitty, kitty

Wow, first week of Oct, and you get snow, Kitty?
That puts you on a mountaintop, or Alaska doesn't it?

By the by, cK, will you, please, at least read some of the thread, Code Name Saturn? I hope I haven't been too gushingly enthusiastic, to risk causing you to think I would beg...ok, I'm now on my bended knees, holding my hands in fron of my forehead, I bow, I lay prostrate. It's true I am unworthy, I quiver whenever you notice my mere presence, and I know I am a small wormlike creature by comparison to your wondrous femininity. But, I don't care if the whole world sees me, I am your slave for all eternity, I declare it!

This prolly won't help my case any, but if you knew what I had in store for this character... She would lead my character around by the nose... and just when she knew she had him wrapped tightly around her finger, he takes off with his secretary for Las Vegas.

Ha!

You didn't think that would last...
 
Yes, snow .. and I only live in Southern Michigan, but it's supposed to be a wicked winter this year. *sigh* but I do like snow.

Poly baby! I have read the thread .. still trying to figure out what the hell is going on and how to hop in!

No need to be quite so submissive darlin' ... I'm pretty 'easy' actually - compliments and flowers .. gets me everytime
;)
 
Groveling? At this hour? My dearest Poly, you are a conniving scamp. <grin> Honestly, preying on the lambs.. errr... kittens again!

Celia: Hope you've stocked up on long undies with that kind of prediction for winter. Land's End was offering silks for a good price last time I looked -- tho' they're not sexy, at least they don't ruin the lines of your clothes like old fashioned thermals.

On second thought, skip the long johns and just keep posting. Should keep your body temp pretty high! <evil grin>

H.
 
long undies and thermal socks!! Don't worry, got it covered.

pantyhose is a huge necessity!!!
 
Ms. J!

Dearest Jorja:

I regret to say that I nursed a project over the weekend and neglected to fulfill my commitment to you regarding a promise to post to SH. I will rectify that oversight this evening.

Sincerely,

Huntress

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Hope your weekend was wonderful!
 
Uh-oh!

Someone's in trouble ...

lol

G'night everyone! Going to be a pool shark tonight -

*collective hugs*
your ever adoring,
~kitten
 
Photo finish...

20 minutes to spare! <whew>

Ms. J: Tag -- you're it!

Sincerely,

Ms. H.
 
Good Afternoon!!

Whew! I've been sleeping like the dead today - it's 3 PM EST and I just woke up from a power nap.

Just a note to say that I'm taking a little siesta from RP for awhile. I'm just not up to it at this point. I'll be back when I've got some things sorted out - and a taken a few irons out of my fire. (geez, never thought that cliche could be taken the wrong way ... lol)

Take care, my loves! I'll be around.

~celia~
 
Celia:

We'll miss you! Took a hiatus myself a couple of weeks ago -- did wonders for my outlook & attitude. You take care, hon, and come back when you're ready.

Hugs!

Huntress

P.S. Whatever are Jack and Inkubus going to do?
 
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