Sexy neighbor watching

[GrrlFriday]

My rule of thumb: in a consensual relationship, cheating is whatever your partner thinks it is. Each couple decides for themselves what they're willing to give and take.

For some people, just fantasizing about a neighbour (or a porn actor) would be 'cheating in your head'. Others are more easygoing.

IOW, don't ask us, ask your partner

Also, for some people, having fantasies about a movie star or someone famous would be 'ok' (because they are unattainable) but having them about someone who is right there might be too much (because that might make the OP's wife feel like the OP might cheat on her).

Would thinking about her act as a 'steam valve' or would it just make the feelings stronger? And if the OP does think about her in an unrealistic/porny way often, could it affect his real relationship with her? (I use the term 'relationship' in an archaic fashion here - to refer to the acquaintance struck up by their mutual interest in gardening and their proximity.)

 

[Eilan]

My neighbor is married, but i know she listens to me jack off. I've heard her cum several times while listening. I see no harm in it. It's hot to me to know she gets off that hard on my sounds.

How, exactly, does this work? Do you live in an apartment or a boarding house, or are your houses really close together? My neighbors are far enough away that if they could hear us masturbate (and we were THAT vocal when we masturbated), they'd probably call 911.

 

[Emerson40]

My neighbor is married, but i know she listens to me jack off. I've heard her cum several times while listening. I see no harm in it. It's hot to me to know she gets off that hard on my sounds.

What?!? Is she married to a Whisper 2000, or are you fappin' it with a string of empty soup tins tied to your wrist?

 

[Bramblethorn]

What?!? Is she married to a Whisper 2000, or are you fappin' it with a string of empty soup tins tied to your wrist?

I was thinking "squeaky bed next to the dividing wall".

 

[satindesire]

I was thinking "squeaky bed next to the dividing wall".

There's NOTHING sexier than hearing a rusty old bed crack and pop under some dude hamfisting his way through a Jenna Marbles video on youtube.

 

[Saucyminx]

What?!? Is she married to a Whisper 2000, or are you fappin' it with a string of empty soup tins tied to your wrist?

Ok, the visual on that is much too funny.

 

[Derya]

too close for comfort

Morality and marriage thoughts have been covered, beyond that....

too close for comfort; my thoughts this is just not a smart 'act on' scenario period

both married, live close, kids are part of picture

this has more RED warning signals than a 'red light district'

not sure whether her friendly is intended as more than that or not? if that happens to be total misread on your part you could be facing her thinking you're a perv coming on to her right next door heaven forbid if you try to pursue any more directly????

And even if you are reading it dead on right she is unhappy or unfulfilled looking for FWB too and you're both on a same page....it ain't smart for your safety/sanity/home so close to home if you were gonna consider....too much to blow up in your face including a husband's fury or a wife's if they found out and could blow you up and the closeness if you all were to cheat makes it all too easy for you to display your infidelity blatantly and hurt your families

 

[mysteriousme82]

I live in a townhouse and our rooms share a very thin wall.

 

[summiter1]

Bee Tee if you really want to go for it than do so.

However, if you two end up having sex, what is the end game? Sooner or later one of you will get busted. Is it worth the thrill of a new person to have sex with?

 

[SunDevilGirl]

You're asking for trouble with her being so close to home..to answer your original question.... I would ask if she wants to have coffee with you sometime. See if she invites you over or if she says she'll meet you at Starbucks. Don't have any expectations and don't be a creep. Follow her lead.

 

[DashDot]

She could just be living her own fantasy for her own ego about being hot enough to turn someone on. Try just being a good neighbor and see if it goes anywhere.

 

[BeeTeeTiger]

Thanks, I'd actually given up on this thread.. We'll see what else comes out of situation.

 

[johntheordinary]

well

I think we are all missing the main question here.

I mean really.... how hot is she?

 

[ShavedGuyFor69]

what did you decide to do? maybe ask about swing or swap? maybe fantasy is all either of you really want

 

[BeeTeeTiger]

I'm 42, she's at least 10 yrs younger than me, very pretty, very nice round ass, nice round boobs, and super friendly to boot. She's at least an 8 outta 10.. So I'd say really hot. I'm guessing, but I'd say her measurements are 34c or d, 26, 36... Long straight blonde hair, super sexy blue eyes.. Only thing not great, she's a smoker.. I can get past that..

 

[ShavedGuyFor69]

great, but what did you decide?

 

[BeeTeeTiger]

Well, haven't just went and asked her about being intimate, but have been getting a little extra flirty and she seems to be receiving it well. I don't want to just come out and seem like a perv, but kinda ease into it.. Ya know?

 

[Que]

There's NOTHING sexier than hearing a rusty old bed crack and pop under some dude hamfisting his way through a Jenna Marbles video on youtube.

I am laughing so hard I'm coughing.

I will never be able to see the word "ham-fisted" n a sense the same way again.


Which is a shame because I find my own prose often ham-fisted.

In other news I have a new favorite phrase to replace spanking the monkey.

 

[Scattered_Ice]

My neighbor is married, but i know she listens to me jack off. I've heard her cum several times while listening. I see no harm in it. It's hot to me to know she gets off that hard on my sounds.

any proof on that?

 

[Scattered_Ice]

Well, haven't just went and asked her about being intimate, but have been getting a little extra flirty and she seems to be receiving it well. I don't want to just come out and seem like a perv, but kinda ease into it.. Ya know?

you either get what you want or not

although if I'd want to cheat I would go for an escort because they are professionally pretty and it remains a secret without any complications

 

[Emerson40]

you either get what you want or not

although if I'd want to cheat I would go for an escort because they are professionally pretty and it remains a secret without any complications

Well that settles something.

Clearly, my wife is an escort.

 

[Scattered_Ice]

Well that settles something.

Clearly, my wife is an escort.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jon-Hamm-Sure-Thing.gif

 

[AceStroker]

I was disappointed reading what this thread was actually about. I thought based on the title you had a sexy neighbor watching you change at night, and wanted our approval of if you should give a show or not.

someone's been reading too many stories.

But I thought lit stories were a guidebook for life. This is disturbing. No wonder my sister slapped me when I asked her for sex.

My neighbor is married, but i know she listens to me jack off. I've heard her cum several times while listening. I see no harm in it. It's hot to me to know she gets off that hard on my sounds.

Been there, done that, enjoyed it. You should write a Lit story about it. But big difference between people in opposite rooms merely pleasuring themselves and what the OP wants.

 

[Wildcat445]

I'm 42, she's at least 10 yrs younger than me, very pretty, very nice round ass, nice round boobs, and super friendly to boot. She's at least an 8 outta 10.. So I'd say really hot. I'm guessing, but I'd say her measurements are 34c or d, 26, 36... Long straight blonde hair, super sexy blue eyes.. Only thing not great, she's a smoker.. I can get past that..

That sounds similar to what I have next door--I'm 40s, she's 30s, is somewhat plain looking but has curves in all the right places. Can't say we've talked all that much, but I'm not married and I know she's getting more frustrated with her marriage over there. No kids, and she and the mister butt heads whenever they're outdoors together. And he's a smoker, she's not, and when he's not outside being the neighborhood chimney, he's on the phone or watching sports. She even said at one point, "He can be such a pain sometimes." They are two different personalities. One can almost see where it's heading.

I've fantasized acting on it, even inviting her to lunch on a day off, in a cozy little place over by the lake, but who knows if I'll ever do it. Still can't help but wonder though...

 

[Hypoxia]

OP: Get friendly with the neighbors, both husband and wife. Invite them both over for dinner with your wife. Don't bother to suggest a foursome -- just spike their wine with a date-rape drug and do them all. Hey, aren't there some NonCon stories that lay this out? Just like a blueprint.