Sexy Neighbour

[johnny37]

Hey all,

I am a 20 year old male and I want some advice. There is this very sexy older woman who is my neighbour. She has blond hair, and if I have to take a guess, probably 36C or 38C boobs. Very nice body and everything. She is probably in her early 40s.

Now does anyone have any advice on how to get to know her better...like seducing her. And oh yes, she is married aswell.

And has anyone had similar life experiences, please tell us more.

 

[kaycee217]

What makes you think your neighbor will sleep with you? Is she unhappily married or something?

 

[username_69]

Dude, she's married. Try again. Really. If you're hell bent on moving forward I suggest you just tell her husband you'd like to tap his wife. If they both agree, have at it.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

given she's married, the initiative really has to come from her. if she wants it, she'll take it. but to find out you have to make yourself more visible to her, make sure she knows you exist and are interested in her. don't lay it on to thick otherwise you have the potentiall of just scarying her away. Very tactfully flirt with her, even if in front of her husband. If she has any interest, she'll follow up on it - but that has to be her decision.

 

[subwannabe]

Lost has good advice. Make yourself visible, flirt a little, and basically put the ball in her court. Otherwise you're asking for trouble.

 

[satindesire]

I hope you have 911 on speed dial and a nice loaded shotgun for when the husband finds out and comes over to your place for a nice friendly beatdown about it.

Were I you, I'd skip the married neighbor and find myself a nice UNMARRIED girlfriend.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

I hope you have 911 on speed dial and a nice loaded shotgun for when the husband finds out and comes over to your place for a nice friendly beatdown about it.

Were I you, I'd skip the married neighbor and find myself a nice UNMARRIED girlfriend.

Now, now satindesire, we don't need your reasoned, logical advice in these parts.

Let me tell you how to get your hot, married neighbor of yours.

1. Have a ginormous cock. If you don't already have one, don't bother. Try not to cry yourself to sleep tonight.

2. If you're reading this, you have a ginormous cock. Good, but now she needs to know. When she's gardening in the hot midday sun with a sheen of sweat on her flushed face and a single droplet of sweat slowly wandering between her breasts... walk over, introduce yourself, and whip out your cock.

3. At this point, she'll be really excited, because, you know, all women love the giant cocks, and she'll start to blow you, then fuck you, and then become your willing sex slave.

4. Snap out of it. Don't go after married women. As others have said, if she wants you, she'll let you know. Otherwise you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

 

[banes27]

I'm pretty much going to agree with others here. Never actually go after a married woman, it's just a seriously bad idea. If you're too forward, as in out-in-the-open about it, like "hey, wanna fuck?" then there's a pretty big chance that she'll simply run to her husband. Wives willing to cheat with random strangers aren't as common as people seem to think.

If you must make this an aim though, do it subtley through a minimal amount of flirting, just enough to make her aware you find her attractive and nothing more. If she flirts back, then fair enough, if not, then bad luck go home. If she does flirt back then after that it's all up to her. You've made your attraction clear but with her being the one in the marriage it's up to her whether she cheats.

 

[Ladiesboytoy]

Guys, I believe he's asking advice on HOW to flirt. Not IF he should flirt. Some golden oldies for this is asking if she needs help, say, raking leaves, shoveling snow, cleaning gutters, etc... to get her attention. At some point, esspecially on a hot day, she may bring out a cool beverage, or during the winter, invite you in to warm up and chat. Thats when you flirt. I also advise you to flirt in front of her husband. He doesn't have to hear what you say, but he should be present. If she flirts then, thats a good sign. Also, keep in mind that, even if even if everything is green up to this point, you may not get any further. She may just like the flirting.

Anyways, good luck. Its always been my experience that older ladies have the most talent.

 

[bailadora]

Guys, I believe he's asking advice on HOW to flirt. Not IF he should flirt.

First "rule" to know about posting on HT: we're not going to tell you what you want to hear, we're going tell you what we really think. If all you (you in the general sense) are looking for is validation, you're posting in the wrong place.

Also, he didn't ask about how to flirt with her, he asked how to go about seducing her. Big difference....

To the OP: I'm on board with this being a bad idea as well. How well do you know the husband? Are you prepared to deal with his possibly negative reactions? Do you have funds to move should the situation go to hell in a handbasket?

Personally, I'd leave this in the realm of fantasy. You presumably have to live next to these people for the forseeable future and it is no lie that having hostile neighbors can make your life very difficult. Is boinking her really worth it?

 

[HowMayIPleaseU]

Is it me??? Cause if it's me, you should totally go for it...

But if it's not me, I'd suggest you skip it.

 

[infinity706]

I hope you have 911 on speed dial and a nice loaded shotgun for when the husband finds out and comes over to your place for a nice friendly beatdown about it.

Were I you, I'd skip the married neighbor and find myself a nice UNMARRIED girlfriend.

While I'd recommend being cautious in approaching her, I can't really agree with you. As far as I've seen from experience, the psycho jealous husband is no more common than the married woman that's fair game. Of course, the OP may or may not qualify for whatever conditions she's available under should that be the case. There's also quite a few married women out there that would cheat. Most people probably wouldn't know about it, though, so that would mostly be finding out from her. A lot of the cheating women I know, wouldn't even tell their best friend. I've never really tried to get a married woman to cheat, but with my connections, I can say there's far more married pussy available than most people would think if you can prove to be an acceptable risk. Afterall, even if she's willing to cheat, you'd have to be good enough and discreet enough to be worth it. Afterall, even if she has a pretty average husband, he's most likely at least an average fuck that she can probably have as much as she wants. I'd honestly have to estimate that about half or more of the married chicks out there would cheat under certain circumstances, so the odds are actually well in favor that she'd drop her panties for someone besides her husband, though.

If she's really worth fucking, the first question to answer would be why, exactly, she'd want him. Of course, if she flirts back like people have said, it should pretty well answer itself. The second question is whether the OP and/or the married woman could handle the whole cheating thing. A lot of people can't handle it. I know because I've made myself available to plenty of men and woman that wanted to cheat and a lot of them couldn't handle it. Yeah, I know, you're against cheating in any form, but I'm sure you'd agree that if they're hell bent on it, it would be better for me to go ahead and put out for them. That way, I know it'll be as safe as possible, birth control will be used, and they most likely, won't get caught their first time in case, it's just a one shot deal. Afterall, if someone's going to cheat, they at least owe it to their partner to cause them as little harm as possible. The third question is whether the OP is willing and able to comply with whatever rules come attached, in the event she is available and willing. In the event that the woman in question is available, to the OP, she will probably offer sexual favors equal to or possibly exceeding what she offers her husband, though.

 

[satindesire]

Now, now satindesire, we don't need your reasoned, logical advice in these parts.

Oh, my mistake. Sorry about that.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Is it me??? Cause if it's me, you should totally go for it...

But if it's not me, I'd suggest you skip it.

wishing you were my neighbor!

so, Johnny, have you gone for it? what news of your adventures?

 

[midwestyankee]

Hey all,

I am a 20 year old male and I want some advice. There is this very sexy older woman who is my neighbour. She has blond hair, and if I have to take a guess, probably 36C or 38C boobs. Very nice body and everything. She is probably in her early 40s.

Now does anyone have any advice on how to get to know her better...like seducing her. And oh yes, she is married aswell.

And has anyone had similar life experiences, please tell us more.

Stick to the 19 year olds. Some of the slower ones might even be impressed with you.

There is so much wrong going on in this post and this idea that I can't wrap my head around the idea of anyone wanting to be in a relationship with you.

Seriously, dude, what do you have to offer? Have you even spent 30 seconds considering why she - or any woman, for that matter - would want to spend time with you? If you can't answer that question you will have trouble finding relationships with the horniest of your barely-out-of-your-teens peers, much less a woman who has been having sex longer than you've been breathing.

Besides, what does her bust size have to do with anything?

 

[bailadora]

Seriously, dude, what do you have to offer? Have you even spent 30 seconds considering why she - or any woman, for that matter - would want to spend time with you? If you can't answer that question you will have trouble finding relationships with the horniest of your barely-out-of-your-teens peers, much less a woman who has been having sex longer than you've been breathing.

I you.

 

[intruder52]

Dude do you want to be 21? Take it from a guy that has been around (I am 57) don't shit in your backyard, the whole nieghborhood will smell it.

 

[NerdyOne]

This is really simple.

You are 20 and inexperienced. She's in her 40's and has probably forgotten more about sexuality than you've known in your lifetime thus far.

If she wants to screw you, she will do it. If she doesn't, it will never happen. You don't really have a say in this either way.

The kid doesn't seduce the cougar. The cougar just takes her prey. Watched The Graduate. It will explain this concept.

If you try to seduce her, you're just going to make an ass out of yourself and probably get yourself beaten senseless.

That said, put her in the spank bank and leave it at that. She's married. Chances are she's happy about it.

 

[NippleMuncher]

The answer is simple. Order a pizza, when it arrives at your door, pay the delivery guy. Next, strip naked, cut a hole in the bottom of the box and slide your member inside. Now go knock on her door and offer her a slice. If she accepts, she's yours, if she declines or her husband answers the door, at least you got your pecker in something warm before you died.

 

[littlebabyclit]

OH my God, the last two posts just about fucking killed me.

Toooooooooooooooo fucking funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm a grown up married lady with an attractive, married neighbor, any advice for me ?

 

[infinity706]

This is really simple.

You are 20 and inexperienced. She's in her 40's and has probably forgotten more about sexuality than you've known in your lifetime thus far.

If she wants to screw you, she will do it. If she doesn't, it will never happen. You don't really have a say in this either way.

The kid doesn't seduce the cougar. The cougar just takes her prey. Watched The Graduate. It will explain this concept.

If you try to seduce her, you're just going to make an ass out of yourself and probably get yourself beaten senseless.

That said, put her in the spank bank and leave it at that. She's married. Chances are she's happy about it.

Oh, I wouldn't say seducing the cougar is impossible. I've seduced plenty of cougars and bears (the gay guy equivilant of a cougar). I even know a few cougars that particularly like for guys his age to come onto them.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I'm a grown up married lady with an attractive, married neighbor, any advice for me ?

Get nekid, grab a six pack of beer, and go knock on his door. Will work every time! Beer is optional.

 

[littlebabyclit]

Get nekid, grab a six pack of beer, and go knock on his door. Will work every time! Beer is optional.

Wait...shouldn't I wait to get nekid AFTER I get invited into his house ?

I mean REALLY, do we have to let the WHOLE neighborhood into what's going on ?

 

[infinity706]

I guess it depends on how wild you are. I actually would prefer the getting naked first option.

 

[Ladiesboytoy]

Wait...shouldn't I wait to get nekid AFTER I get invited into his house ?

I mean REALLY, do we have to let the WHOLE neighborhood into what's going on ?

Try the back door. Who knows, he may be into that.

(Okay, that sounded kinda wrong in my head too.)