Shakespeare Insults Generator

[EnglishEm]

Just click the 'Next Insult' tab and post your insults here!

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[EnglishEm]

Thou rancorous toad-spotted flap-dragon!

 

[HOG1954]

Thou villainous full-gorged barnacle!

 

[TiedbyChris]

Thou loathed long-tongued foul adulterer!

(gadzooks it's been a while since I said that)

 

[OzoneRed]

Thou dankish doghearted death-token!

How does this website know so much about me?

 

[NeverWinterNite]

Thou puny hell-hated varlet!

 

[hotforpolitics]

When I saw the title my mind immediately focused on "insults" as a verb, and I thought there were no generators in his day

 

[Grifters]

Thou pragging toad-spotted wrinkled-witch!

 

[RyanBlack]

Thou Long Pronged Stallion of a Man

---alright who told them. . . .

 

[janeyl]

Thou errant shag-haired whore-master!


I love this...

 

[19Snake_Eyes64]

Thou saucy open-arsed malt-horse!

 

[kendra1980]

Thou viperous puke-stockinged bladder!

 

[Cinner]

Thou babbling prick-eared ratsbane!

 

[gadgetman]

Thou lascivious full-gorged bag of guts!

 

[Cinner]

Thou pestilent fly-bitten filthy rogue!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Thou soulless motley-minded whore-master!

(umm okay )

 

[beansprout76]

Thou poisonous deformed misbegotten-divel!

 

[Cinner]

Thou craven crook-pated dewberry!

 

[EnglishEm]

Thou Long Pronged Stallion of a Man

---alright who told them. . . .

You made that one up yourself

 

[starrynightin64]

Thou currish weather-bitten infection!

(See they know it's cold out there!)

 

[Slightlybentrod]

Begone thou weather entreating temptress!

 

[Esantia]

Thou mammering long-tongued infection!

>.> Long-tongued maybe...*sniffles*

 

[chong112193]

Thou fawning toad-spotted turd!

 

[Slightlybentrod]

Thy words spew like festering boils

 

[2wild2care]

Thou pestilent dread-bolted fustilarian!