Share your experiences on BAD kisses...

[redroserecords]

My first kiss ... or at least first kissing occasion. It felt yucky to me. Period. I was severely disappointed that this yucky thing was what I had waited for so long?! Terrible.

A few days passed.

And round came the second occasion. Everything felt more comfortable and much less yucky. I still cannot put my finger on how the shock of those first few kisses had actually turned into something good but I am very very glad that it happened!

 

[mswetpussy4u31]

I was kissed bad last night! I hated it and he was on another website Ugh!!!

 

[mswetpussy4u31]

I was kissed bad last night! I hated it and he was on another website Ugh!!!

 

[mynameisben]

I once had a kiss that had little bits of almonds in it, and I'm allergic to almonds.

 

[Scotsman69]

The worst ever.

When I was seventeen, I was part of an inter-schools visit to Nice in Provence, which was twinned with my home city. There was a civic reception to welcome us, with lots af champagne. I teamed up with a girl who was also on the exchange, and we got very drunk in the July heat. As we staggered back to where we were staying down the Promenade des Anglais, we kept kissing deeply.

She vomitted in my mouth. True, I swear.

 

[celticbtrfly]

Like a lot of people here, one of my "worst" kisses was in high school. The guy ended up licking my face.

Another bad one was when I was in college. He rapid thrusted his tongue in and out of my mouth like a frog trying to catch flies...and earned the name "frogger". I didn't see him again after that.

 

[audiodiva]

I have y'all beat

Yes I have had a few "face chewing/slobbering" kisses, but by far the worst kiss happened when I was 22yo and kissing a guy who, unbeknownst to me, was chewing tobacco. He had a wad of it in place and I ended up with little bits of chewing tobacco on my tongue and in my mouth.

NASTIEST taste and feel EVER!

 

[pisces_girl]

He was a little too hesitant and had his lips a little too puckered. It kind of felt like he was pecking my lips with his. And on top of that his lips tasted extremely salty.

 

[TexasWife25]

My husband is not a fan of kissing

 

[celticbtrfly]

Yes I have had a few "face chewing/slobbering" kisses, but by far the worst kiss happened when I was 22yo and kissing a guy who, unbeknownst to me, was chewing tobacco. He had a wad of it in place and I ended up with little bits of chewing tobacco on my tongue and in my mouth.

NASTIEST taste and feel EVER!

Blech! I'm so sorry...that is horrible.

 

[umbra01]

Teeth clanking!! Of course, it wasn't terrible on my part, but considering I initiated the kiss it made me terribly self-conscious of it. One of my best memories though, kissed a super, super hot lesbian chick with beautiful eyes while a group of our guy friends watched. We were stoned and they were kind of tough guys, one of them later recalled it as like "Seeing an angel kiss a devil." I'll take it

 

[Sangsuesub]

This is a tale of mutually awful kissing (I feel like mine was justified, though):

My friend and I were drunkenly making out and he kept wetly pecking my mouth. He'd throw some tongue in and with the pecking it was like being open-mouth face-smashed. I got really annoyed so I kept latching on to his lips and biting them. At one point a grabbed on to his bottom lip and chewed on it. Apparently I really fucked up his lip for a few days. Can't say I'm really sorry though

 

[NikkiBastion]

Oh god...the cringing.

My first horrid kiss was way back in highschool with a boy I was soooo hot for. We went to the oxidation pond (off limits, we all partied there) and made out in the back seat...and he came in for the kiss...

This was my mouth: o
This was his: O

and his entire mouth circled over and outside my own, big round, wet, sloppy thing and he moved his whole head side to side, pushing into my face.

Deal breaker. I couldn't bring myself to go there again. Killed the whole mood and grossed me out. I wasn't an expert but there's something to be said for intuitive kissing.

Second horrid kiss also entailed tight, small, thin lipped pecks that morphed into 'french kissing' with a wide open mouth and a flat, wet tongue shoving and lapping the entire inside of my mouth, spit drooling from his mouth down my chin...nauseating. I killed that one too.

I'm bad about that. I'll go for it on a dime but they do any gross shit, I'll halt it in its tracks and send them out the door or leave...hurt feelings or not, if I hit a dealbreaker moment, I can't find the decorum for a polite exit...I will kill it and bail. Rude, but ehhh...

 

[quimsical]

My high school girlfriend was both the best and worst kisser ever. Best: I'd enter a new world of sensuous delights. She literally made me weak in the knees.

Worst: she sometimes got a bit crazy with the tongue and the teeth, and a bit lazy with the keeping breath fresh.

Those were the days. Ups and downs.

 

[Felix_Jones]

Kissed a woman in university who would bite my tongue. Ugh, that was unsettling. Suffice it to say nothing more came of it.

 

[jenni7]

Ugh, had a guy in high school who literally had the biggest tongue I had ever seen or felt. It completely filled my mouth, very unpleasant situation all around.

Its very frustrating when people dont make an effort to find a flow while kissing. I love sweet soft kisses, wild or passionate kisses but unless there is some kind of flow together its not always the greatest.

Thankfully my current kissing friends are pretty great

 

[LaChica]

when they start spitting too much saliva in your mouth

 

[CoyoteTales]

Second(hand)ed on the smoker!

I sorta almost-dated a lass who was a two pack a day smoker, long distance for awhile. When we finally met in person on a business trip through her area (I was there on a flight layover), we kissed briefly after chatting for a bit; it was extremely unpleasant. I can only describe it as 'if I'd licked an ashtray', and from that moment on I swore I would never date a smoker again.

Coffee drinkers are ... well, okay tasting. A lifesaver helps with that. I guess I never developed a taste for coffee, so tasting it on someone else is kinda like drinking it myself, and I can definitely do without it.

My first kiss was awkward -- both of us were wearing glasses. In the stories, you never hear about knocking your partner's glasses off.

On the other hand? Someone I dated for years learned the right way to kiss with me; the kind that starts off slow and gentle, more lip brush than liplock, that slowly turns into more with the tempo.

It's one of the things I miss about her.

-CT

 

[Rayven101]

I was 12 - my first dance in Jr. High and I was cornered by a boy who liked me - he was two years older and much bigger than I was, he pinned me to the wall and proceeded so swallow my face....I got a hand free and punched him as hard as I could in the side - he let me go. It was terrible! And the teachers saw the whole thing and did nothing.

Have had a few since but not as bad as that one! lol

 

[MrYves]

I a party will kissing a drunk girls she ... you see?

 

[Lynn33]

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[LookngForFun]

I can't make out with guys who smoke. I'm too sensitive and dry heaved the few times I try. Even after they've brushed their teeth. The smell/taste does not go away. So I just avoid smokers or tell them straight out I ain't into kissing.