Share your experiences on BAD kisses...

[PixelPrincess]

Tell us about the worst kiss you've ever had from another person.

This should be funny...

 

[Luna_Bella]

By far my worst kissing experience was with a guy I had been dating for a few weeks, after one of our dates we ended up at a party at his cousin's, once most guests had left the party, he asked it I minded staying over since none of us were in a state to drive (we both had been drinking we were not drunk but still had been drinking had figured it was better to be on the safer side)

His cousin each assigned us a bedroom(thank god for that!) and told us to help ourselves to the bar if we wanted to . anyways we had one last drink and started getting hot and heavy on the couch. it was fine for a while not a great kisser but ok, and then omg the guy was almost trying to lick my tonsils! he was pressing so hard on my lips trying to reach deeper that it injured the inside of my top lip (my own teeth dug in!)

Needless to say after a few minutes of this I faked having had too much alcohol and needing to go to bed. He tried calling a few times after but I curtly told him I had fun but I wasn't looking for anything serious (he was) I met his cousin about a month after and he told me that I had broke the guy's heart as he really though I could be the one we had been on maybe 3-4 dates! I barely knew him. He was sweet but I never even thought it could become serious between us. I was shocked, never seen the guy or his cousin since!

 

[PixelPrincess]

Ouch! I only have the problem of sore lips after giving a blow job But I welcome that!

You have to wonder what he was thinking! He had to feel how rough he was being too!

 

[favoritesgoddess]

The worst kisser I ever met is still one of my dear friends. I don't think he'd ever kissed anyone before and he was very "slobbery." I'm going to chalk it up to lack of experience and hope that he's improved since then!

 

[ArchLady03]

I had been dating this guy in high school for about a week and I invited him and some other friends over to my house for a marathon movie night. In the middle of the movie he says he's going to make more popcorn and asks me to help. No sooner are we out of the room than he makes a 180 and tries to kiss me.

In about a half a second he had his lips pushed so hard against mine that he slammed my head into the wall (totally not prepared for it) and his tongue was halfway down my throat when I said "owww". Thankfully he deemed it necessary to only do this for about 2 seconds before turning and walking away. I stupidly told my friends about this little encounter and he was thus nicknamed "TMR" for "The mouth raper" (yes, I know it's a really shitty nickname, but we were in high school and stupid). Needless to say I broke it off with TMR after that, no need to go through that again.

 

[PixelPrincess]

he was thus nicknamed "TMR" for "The mouth raper"

That's hilarious!

 

[ArchLady03]

That's hilarious!

Looking back it really is (my friends and I still get a laugh out of it), but at the time it was just a very sad experience ha ha

 

[Felix_Jones]

I made out with a girl back in school that would bite my tongue. That was the worst.
A more recent one was with a girl who seemingly had no tongue. I mean she could speak and everything, so I'm sure it was there, but when kissing...nothing.

 

[JuanVato]

gotta love hs...

Yep, high school is the best for finding out things like this.

I kept asking this one girl out over and over. Finally, she went out with me. And...dropping her off, under the glow of the front porch light I kissed her. She kissed me back and then proceeded to get lips gloss from one of my ears to another (how was that possible?). It was like her lips were out to cover as must real estate as possible.

And dang that lip gloss stuff was sticky.

 

[Tmouthful]

I went on a blind date. I really think he had never kissed before. He devoured my entire face with slobber.

 

[toshiskitten]

When I was a junior I dated a 19 year old and I thought it was awesome that he liked me. Unforunately he was a smoker and kissing him made me want to puke. The relationship did not last long.

 

[infinity706]

Amazingly enough, I've never had a bad kiss.

 

[JuanVato]

Amazingly enough, I've never had a bad kiss.

Is that why you are smiling?

 

[infinity706]

Is that why you are smiling?

No, I'm pretty much always smiling.

 

[Kat73]

I had a BF in HS who was all tongue. He would come at me with his mouth open wide and his tongue sticking out. We only dated for a week...

 

[JuanVato]

I had a BF in HS who was all tongue. He would come at me with his mouth open wide and his tongue sticking out. We only dated for a week...

I bet.
Sound like you saw more than his dentist did.

 

[Maxell46]

Thankfully 99.999% of woman know how to kiss!
I still find it to be one of the most erotic and sensual things two people can do.
When done right it's making love with your mouths and when done really right it is something I find incredibly sensual and sexual.

Lips

Tongues

Exploring each other and breathing one anothers breath.

I love kissing!

I had one bad kissing experience in my life( yes..I've been blessed to have known some wonderfull kissers except this one! ).
It just sucked
and even at the ripe ol age of 19 and only the second woman I had kissed to that point I knew this was not a good kisser.

She was to fast!
It was like a piston in a revved up V 8 going 120 MPH.
OMG..slow down girl!
Her tongue was rapid fire and relentless.
What a shame! She was beautifull and I had lusted after her all thru my senior year.
Once caught it was not what I was expecting.
We had nothing in common and the kissing was a deal breaker.
If a woman doesn't match up with me on the pleasure and sensuality of kissing it just doesn't work.

But I was to young and inexperienced to tell her to s l o w it down!

Thankfully woman are sensual at heart and understand the nuances of a good kiss.
Kissing is key
Its one of the reasons I chose my avitar

 

[TravelingManUS]

I agree that, thankfully, most girls/women seem to be naturals at kissing. That being said, my worst kissing experience was with a girl who must have had her upper lip waxed. There wasn't anything visible above her lip but when I kissed her at the end of our date, I could feel the roughness of some unseen stubble. The kiss wasn't bad but feeling that rough upper lip sure gave me shivers (and NOT in a good way)!!

Since I never fantasized about being with the bearded lady at the circus, that relationship didn't last...

 

[meat_robot]

thin lips and a fuzzy upper lip do not a good kisser make.

 

[dollface007]

When I was 22, I hung out with this slightly older (by about 10 years) guy named Bob who used to live across the street from my grandmother's house. I didn't really find him all that attractive, but he was nice and I kind of liked the attention. He invited me up to his apartment one night and we ended up making out. His tongue moved in such a weird way...it was like there was a tiny rodent running around inside my mouth. Not hot. Pretty gross, in fact. I told him that I wasn't interested and that he was too old for me. He got really upset and shut the door in my face as I left. By far, my worst kiss.

 

[hd8001]

This girl I fooled around with quite a bit in college. She would pretty much just open her mouth and then she would get so tense that her lips felt like a board. It is really hard to describe.

Also I just have to say I hate it when you are kissing and you knock teeth with your partner. It gives me the creeps just thinking of it.

 

[DarthDahak]

Had a girlfriend for a bit who did not use tounge, which was horribly weird to me. What made it worse was the kisses where very wet, and sometimes when we would be done kissing saliva would drool out of my mouth. Wasn't sure if it was my saliva or hers sometimes lol

 

[unsureofherself]

Thankfully 99.999% of woman know how to kiss!
I still find it to be one of the most erotic and sensual things two people can do.
When done right it's making love with your mouths and when done really right it is something I find incredibly sensual and sexual.

well said Maxell... ps love the av too

My worst kiss?

same as a lot of people... young, in college, guy too keen, too much slobber, too much teeth banging and just not pleasant - he also had a really weird pointy tongue which just felt wrong!

 

[Fatemaster]

Worst Kiss

I've had my share of great kissing experiences and bad ones, but the worst had to be a girl I met on an on-line dating site.

After meeting for coffee, we went up to her apartment and talked a bit and had a drink. I wasn't feeling the chemistry, and I turned away just as she went to kiss.

She kissed me hard on my temple and pressed hard, kissing hard, down my face, on my eye and eventually...eventually...to my mouth.

I kissed back, but she was just pressing way too hard, her teeth were clipping against mine and I could barely breathe out my nose, since my nose was pressed by her face.

I think she was going for "passion", but it wasn't goot at all. Needless to say, nothing happened.

 

[dearc]

My eighty plus year old aunt slipping me some tongue