"She looks like a Teletubby"

[Guest]

god, when you use big words... i just wanna rub you down and feed you peppermints.

I just wanna reach for my dictionary. Hey, Shang? Again, in common-chick-English?

 

[Guest]

She shags squirrels.

Then cooks them with some spuds and carrots.

 

[BlackShanglan]

god, when you use big words... i just wanna rub you down and feed you peppermints.

Mmmmm. Herbaceously flavoured confectionaries will only spur me to more excessive use of polysyllabics.

Not that I'll mind if Vella keeps up with the rubbing and feeding.

Shanglan

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Then cooks them with some spuds and carrots.

She brags about her gourmet cooking......lol.

 

[cloudy]

She shags squirrels.

I'd heard they were her personal trainers.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I just wanna reach for my dictionary. Hey, Shang? Again, in common-chick-English?

Tony Blair = Teletubby.

"Pray eschew tautology" = "Please don't repeat equivalent terms needlessly."

Peppermints.

Shanglan

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'd heard they were her personal trainers.

you mean love slaves.

 

[Guest]

Tony Blair = Teletubby.

"Pray eschew tautology" = "Please don't repeat equivalent terms needlessly."

Peppermints.

Shanglan

Polo?



Oh yeah, and LOL!

 

[cloudy]

you mean love slaves.

I dunno, their aim with those nuts is pretty damn good...and didn't one of them shit in her shoe once?

 

[Guest]

She brags about her gourmet cooking......lol.

I bet she marinates them in some crap or other. Brings out the flavour, so I hear.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Polo?

Please! Sweet and sport.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

shit in her shoe once?

See above!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I dunno, their aim with those nuts is pretty damn good...and didn't one of them shit in her shoe once?

Wouldn't you???????

 

[gauchecritic]

LOL...........Brits are funny.

No they're not. 'cept me and Joe obviously.


JOe jOe JoE JOE joe. (just making up for not having said it for a while, and to put a stick up Katie's arse)

 

[Guest]

Please! Sweet and sport.

Shanglan

I was thinking water polo, but I'm sure we can find some armbands to fit you, Horsey. Or a snorkle.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No they're not. 'cept me and Joe obviously.


JOe jOe JoE JOE joe. (just making up for not having said it for a while, and to put a stick up Katie's arse)

um.....yes, that's who I meant.

 

[Guest]

No they're not. 'cept me and Joe obviously.


JOe jOe JoE JOE joe. (just making up for not having said it for a while, and to put a stick up Katie's arse)

Fucker.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I was thinking water polo, but I'm sure we can find some armbands to fit you, Horsey. Or a snorkle.

I swim Actually I spent a fair bit of my youth as a lifeguard, bringing misery to those who ducked little girls and old ladies by dragging them to a watery doom in the deep end. I'd dunk them a few dozen times until they'd absorbed all the pleasure of their little jokes, plus a few pints of chlorinated water, then let them go.

Eventually, I had a very well-behaved pool.

Shanglan

 

[cloudy]

She's ba-ack!

If you talk about her, she will come.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She's ba-ack!

If you talk about her, she will come.

Always works!!!

 

[BlackShanglan]

She's ba-ack!

If you talk about her, she will come.

Brightlyiburn?

 

[Guest]

I swim Actually I spent a fair bit of my youth as a lifeguard, bringing misery to those who ducked little girls and old ladies by dragging them to a watery doom in the deep end. I'd dunk them a few dozen times until they'd absorbed all the pleasure of their little jokes, plus a few pints of chlorinated water, then let them go.

Eventually, I had a very well-behaved pool.

Shanglan

Did you ever get the old ladies up on your back, as you pulled them from the pool, then give them the kiss of life, once you'd reached the side?

Did they not think that was odd behaviour, from someone of an equine disposition?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Note to self: "Lemon Chiffon" color is damned near invisible.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Note to self: "Lemon Chiffon" color is damned near invisible.

I made a note of that too.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Did you ever get the old ladies up on your back, as you pulled them from the pool, then give them the kiss of life, once you'd reached the side?

Did they not think that was odd behaviour, from someone of an equine disposition?

Just meant that I could carry more and plunge more impressively to the rescue. And of course I saved the old dears, although mostly from annoying young twonks splashing them in their faces. Such are the perils of old age at the swimming pool.

Shanglan