"She looks like a Teletubby"

[cloudy]

Note to self: "Lemon Chiffon" color is damned near invisible.

I had to highlight it to read it.

No, not her, the squirrel whisperer - Charley.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Charley is the prettiest, bestest, nicest author here. I worship her. I would do her in a heartbeat.

 

[Guest]

Note to self: "Lemon Chiffon" color is damned near invisible.

Noted, too.

 

[Guest]

Charley is the prettiest, bestest, nicest author here. I worship her. I would do her in a heartbeat.

Really?

Go see the doc, love, swamp fever is messing with your brain.

 

[Guest]

Just meant that I could carry more and plunge more impressively to the rescue. And of course I saved the old dears, although mostly from annoying young twonks splashing them in their faces. Such are the perils of old age at the swimming pool.

Shanglan

"Twonks". Gawd, I love that word.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Really?

Go see the doc, love, swamp fever is messing with your brain.

No.....I'm trying to lull her into a false sense of security and then crush her like a bug.

 

[cloudy]

Really?

Go see the doc, love, swamp fever is messing with your brain.

and here I was thinking it was squirrelmosis....

 

[Guest]

No.....I'm trying to lull her into a false sense of security and then crush her like a bug.

"False sense of security" and "Charley" don't seem like likely bed fellows.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"False sense of security" and "Charley" don't seem like likely bed fellows.

True............hey, do you think she ran off crying like a girlie girl cuz we're picking on her???

 

[Guest]

True............hey, do you think she ran off crying like a girlie girl cuz we're picking on her???

Doubtful, but a nice thought all the same.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Doubtful, but a nice thought all the same.

A girl needs dreams to hold on to.

 

[Guest]

A girl needs dreams to hold on to.

Yep, and I bet I know what she dreams of.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yep, and I bet I know what she dreams of.

Becoming the Best tapdancer in all of Toronto?

 

[Guest]

Becoming the Best tapdancer in all of Toronto?

Freaky! That's exactly what I was thinking!!!

 

[gauchecritic]

Never mind the gender I want to know where the horsey resides, far too English in its proper usage both slang and formal. And erudite? Fuck me I've never met a horse that's read so much. (apart from Arkle who produced some very well received monographs on A la recherche... and other vague philosophical Proustian musings [and kookamonga obviously, goes without saying])

 

[BlackShanglan]

Never mind the gender I want to know where the horsey resides

I prefer not to make that information public. On the other hand, I've been known to respond politely to a friendly PM.

Or you can try to beat it out of Carson. I'd love to watch.

And erudite? ... I've never met a horse that's read so much. (apart from Arkle who produced some very well received monographs on A la recherche... and other vague philosophical Proustian musings)

Charmed entirely. And has anyone ever seen Arkle and Shanglan in the same place at the same time, mmmm?

Fuck me

Flattering me with accusations of erudition is one way to get there.

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Teletubby shot of Jordan - and she really does look it - here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005102972,00.html

With, one might add, the Sun's usual superb embodiment of journalistic acumen.

 

[minsue]

Teletubby shot of Jordan - and she really does look it - here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005102972,00.html

With, one might add, the Sun's usual superb embodiment of journalistic acumen.

Wow. Who'd have thunk a pink leather catsuit with a bizarre rectangle of glitter could look so unattractive on a pregnant woman?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Wow. Who'd have thunk a pink leather catsuit with a bizarre rectangle of glitter could look so unattractive on a pregnant woman?

*snicker*

Whoever told her that pink was her color might have need of a white cane.

 

[Guest]

Teletubby shot of Jordan - and she really does look it - here:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005102972,00.html

With, one might add, the Sun's usual superb embodiment of journalistic acumen.

Thank you, Shang! I should've known to try The Sun.

Yep, that's her in all her, um, pink Teletubby glory. Didn't she look fabulous? Sheesh!

And, I noticed they failed to mention the real reason she lost: she couldn't sing live! Javine blew her away. Not literally, I hope.

 

[Guest]

Wow. Who'd have thunk a pink leather catsuit with a bizarre rectangle of glitter could look so unattractive on a pregnant woman?

Quite shocking. She was going for the "gay vote" apparently. She's a bit blonde, bless her.

 

[Goldie Munro]

You are all so anti Euro Vision that I want to cry ....booo hoooo.... you awful people - Jordan may win - she may not but please dont say nasty things she is a human being just like some of us- what can I say to convince you?

 

[Guest]

You are all so anti Euro Vision that I want to cry ....booo hoooo.... you awful people - Jordan may win - she may not but please dont say nasty things she is a human being just like some of us- what can I say to convince you?

I'm not anti-Eurovision, I love it!

And, Jordan hasn't got much hope of winning it, she isn't going! Javine won the vote tonight - she'll be representing the UK (TFFT).

Oh yeah, Jordan is a human, I'll say that much for her.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oh yeah, Jordan is a human, I'll say that much for her.

But small but strategically-placed portions of her might not be?

 

[Goldie Munro]

I'm not anti-Eurovision, I love it!

And, Jordan hasn't got much hope of winning it, she isn't going! Javine won the vote tonight - she'll be representing the UK (TFFT).

Oh yeah, Jordan is a human, I'll say that much for her.

Go Javine!