Shove, Shag, Marry!

[minsue]

I've been shoved, shagged, and married all on one page?!

Is anyone at least gonna buy me dinner first?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I've been shoved, shagged, and married all on one page?!

Is anyone at least gonna buy me dinner first?

One five-star Peking Duck platter, comin' up!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

One five-star Peking Duck platter, comin' up!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I've been shoved, shagged, and married all on one page?!

Must have been quite an evening.

 

[minsue]

One five-star Peking Duck platter, comin' up!

BAAAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Tell me you wouldn't be one happy lil' devil if Min were feasting on you.

Go on.

Try it.



~lucky

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Tell me you wouldn't be one happy lil' devil if Min were feasting on you.

Go on.

Try it.



~lucky

I would be the happiest Duck alive.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Ah, then. We can shag while they shove us off together.

SJ

Is that the same as free fall shagging?

 

[logophile]

Well, I've now been Shoved, Shagged, and Married. I feel like I've arrived.

Where were we again?

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Well, I've now been Shoved, Shagged, and Married. I feel like I've arrived.

Where were we again?

I've only been shagged once. I just get used for my body............

 

[ElizabethWest]

I've only been shagged once. I just get used for my body............

And what a body it is...

 

[Dar~]

Shake shake shake, Shake shake shake, Shake your booty shake your booty!!

 

[yui]

Shove Logo (sorry babe), shag Becca, and marry Ted.

Carson, OhMissScarlett, and The Earl.

Shove Carson (remember, I would only be in your way ), Shag Scarlett (Vaseline poetry and all) and marry Earl (and hope that J-Le will forgive me trespassing on his naked body...repeatedly...and with great enthusiasm. )

Crim, JustLegal, RRichard

 

[tolyk]

Shove Carson (remember, I would only be in your way ), Shag Scarlett (Vaseline poetry and all) and marry Earl (and hope that J-Le will forgive me trespassing on his naked body...repeatedly...and with great enthusiasm. )

Crim, JustLegal, RRichard

Shove Richard
Shag Crim
Marry Just-Legal


Elsie, Tatelou, Mat

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Shove Richard
Shag Crim
Marry Just-Legal


Elsie, Tatelou, Mat

Yay!!! I'm not getting shoved anymore! *Happy Becca dance*
CD (both forms) I love you!

Elsie, sorry babe, totally don't know you.
Shag Loulou.....like anyone wouldn't want to hit that (in all the ways of taking that, 'cept murder)?
Marry my Auntie, cuz she's not really my auntie so it wouldn't be incest or anything, plus she'd sooooo spoil me.

Furry (Evil Alpaca), Charley, and Helen (Just Legal)

 

[rgraham666]

Furry (Evil Alpaca), Charley, and Helen (Just Legal)

Shove Furry (Sorry, just not into quadrupeds), shag JL (sweet, but too young for me), marry Charley (which would soon be annulled due to irreconcilable similarities).

Lauren, tolyk and Abs.

 

[English Lady]

shove tolyk (ahh revenge!)

shag Lauren and Marry Abs

imp,logophile,vella

 

[Guest]

shove tolyk (ahh revenge!)

shag Lauren and Marry Abs

imp,logophile,vella

shove vella... that fucken bitch... god i cant stand her
shag logo
marry imp


RG, Earl, Tolyk.

 

[tolyk]

shove vella... that fucken bitch... god i cant stand her
shag logo
marry imp


RG, Earl, Tolyk.

Shove RG
Shag Tolyk (I already do at least 2 times a day anyways, why not?)
Marry Earl (he's so dreamy )

Black Tulip, Svenskaflicka, Sche

 

[Kassiana]

Eric Shawn, www.bruce, Ted-E-Bare
Mm. Tough choice. I guess shove E.S. (he never calls or writes any more but then I don't either), shag Ted, and marry Bruce.

Carson, Shanglan, Alpaca
--Shove the sexually ambiguous duo of Shang and Alpaca and marry and shag Carson.

shereads, ogg, tolyk
--Shove she, shag Og, marry Tol.

Carson, OhMissScarlett, and The Earl.
--Shove OMS, shag Carson, marry Earl.

New ones: Cheerful Deviant, Snoopdog, Rumple.

 

[Guest]

New ones: Cheerful Deviant, Snoopdog, Rumple.

Shove CD (he had it coming, and if I didn't shove him, I'd shag him to death - much more painful), shag Snoops (and kiss him and suck him and ride him and, and, and... everything), marry Rumps (cos I know he'd treat me right - not that the others wouldn't, of course!).


New names: Kassiana, Elsie Grey, Rhinoguy

 

[rgraham666]

New names: Kassiana, Elsie Grey, Rhinoguy

Shove rhino (It's that guy thing again) shag Elsie (Like JL sweet, but too young for me), marry Kass (Returning the favour, plus she's a gamer so we'll get along)

Hmm. Ogg, mat and boxlicker.

This should be interesting.

 

[tolyk]

Shove rhino (It's that guy thing again) shag Elsie (Like JL sweet, but too young for me), marry Kass (Returning the favour, plus she's a gamer so we'll get along)

Hmm. Ogg, mat and boxlicker.

This should be interesting.

Gamers rock!

Shove Ogg, shag Mat, Marry boxlicker (Someone to discuss the finer points of licking box with.. Marriage is, after all, about conversation & communication, since so many marriages have no love lives )

Let's see.. Kassiana, Becca, Yui

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Gamers rock!

Shove Ogg, shag Mat, Marry boxlicker (Someone to discuss the finer points of licking box with.. Marriage is, after all, about conversation & communication, since so many marriages have no love lives )

Let's see.. Kassiana, Becca, Yui

Easy!

Shove Kassiana, shag Yui (again), marry Becca!


Let's see . . .

Colly, Cloudy, Cheerful Deviant

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

shove the duckie, shag colly, and marry cloudy


alpaca, eric shawn, and boxlicker