Signs of gayness

[Liar]

Hubby's got a really cute ass.
Unfortunately, he's homophobic. He gets uncomfortable if I caress it, and he claims it tickes if I bite it.

Huh? He's a homophobe, who gets uncomfortable when YOU caress his ass? Ex-squeeze me, but something is not wired right here.

#L

 

[The_Fool]

You misheard, Fool. She was saying she needed a Feng Shui Guy to rearrange her office.

*ROFLMFAO*

Oh shit, I need to go angle my desk....

 

[CharleyH]

Ch., doesn't that make you a great dyke though? You're like a gay guy in a gorgeous female body. I want you. I'll show you my arse.

P.

Hm . . . hm . . . I am a gay guy in a female body and I can't escape the home decorating channel!!!! I have posters of Madonna everywhere, I work out every day in the bath house, and . . .

Mmm, arse? Ass please do acting

 

[Guest]

Joe,

That's not a sign of gayness, it's a sign of being very fucking picky, or very fucking bored.

Hey, Lew! Feels wierd not having "interacted" with you on here today. Just wanna say...

I fuckin' love it when you talk dirty! Grrrrr!

Katie-Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Some where over the rainbow......."

I was sad when the witch died.

 

[Guest]

for Abs

 

[ABSTRUSE]

for Abs

Thanks sweetie, I feel better now....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Huh? He's a homophobe, who gets uncomfortable when YOU caress his ass? Ex-squeeze me, but something is not wired right here.

#L

He's so homophobic, he doesn't like it that anyone touches his ass, not even his sweet wife.*shrugs*