Silly ponderings.

[tagurit_113]

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing

 

[justuandmekiddo]

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters....do girls with one leg work at IHOP?.............I cracked up reading that one. Just the pig in me that escapes every once in awhile.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

How come in a movie when a group of guys are going to gang up on one karate kicking bastard that they just don't bum rush him all at once instead of taking turns getting their ass kicked.

 

[SmileyGirl]

How come in a movie when a group of guys are going to gang up on one karate kicking bastard that they just don't bum rush him all at once instead of taking turns getting their ass kicked.

Because the movie would end too soon?

I never knew you had your own thread

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Because the movie would end too soon?

I never knew you had your own thread

It would make it so much more impressive in the fight scene if they wouldn't make it so easy.

I was in a weird mood the other night and started it....lol

 

[SmileyGirl]

It would make it so much more impressive in the fight scene if they wouldn't make it so easy.

I was in a weird mood the other night and started it....lol

Well I would like to know: Why are women from Venus and men are from Mars?

Hehehe Good luck with the thread
Sleeptime for me Night

 

[sunshinegirl05]

How come in a movie when a group of guys are going to gang up on one karate kicking bastard that they just don't bum rush him all at once instead of taking turns getting their ass kicked.

Too much action? they'd end up knocking each other out? ummmm...........

 

[sunshinegirl05]

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters....do girls with one leg work at IHOP?.............I cracked up reading that one. Just the pig in me that escapes every once in awhile.

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[justuandmekiddo]

LMAO!!!!!!

A friend of mine quoted that to me the other day....lol

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

I so love this thread. The world can always use a little more silly.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

When you see a commercial advertising a product calling it new and improved.............how can something new be improved?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Last night my team drafted a massive guy named Poe who weighs 350 pounds. Last year we drafted a guy named Powe who weighs roughly 340 pounds and plays the same position. I guess you could say we have nearly 700 pounds of Poe-tential..........or maybe it is Powe-tential.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

If I were to find a voo doo doll of myself....would I have to test it out to see if it worked.



Why have I been so interested in voo doo lately.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Do sheep get static cling when they rub up against each other?

Hmmm...now i am wondering if they do....

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Hmmm...now i am wondering if they do....

Actually, if they hadn't fired a guy at work awhile back he probably would know. He is an expert in the ins and outs of sheep.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Ummm...ins and outs? Lol

 

[njoyndesire]

compliments of stephen wright...

why do they put braille on drive through ATM's?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

compliments of stephen wright...

why do they put braille on drive through ATM's?

I loved listening to his stand up routine.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

How come people get in trouble for wreckless driving?

 

[lexieredefined]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how to they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

 

[thesweetsweetness]

If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Why do women wear a pair of panties but just one bra?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how to they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

Thanks. You stole one of my future ones....lol

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Why do women wear a pair of panties but just one bra?

Good question. I will have to think long and hard about that one.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

If a cow laughed real hard............would milk come out of her nose?