Silly ponderings.

[thesweetsweetness]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why is it called a building when its already built?

 

[Trimjob69]

Does this dress make my ass look big?

 

[Lita85]

How come people get in trouble for wreckless driving?

LOL! love that one!

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

A friend called me gullible, today. I think I believe her.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

If Geronimo jumped out of a plane what would he yell?

 

[lexieredefined]

Thanks. You stole one of my future ones....lol

Sorry. I'll try to refrain from doing so in the future.

 

[lexieredefined]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I always heard it was pork chops. Not sure where I heard that, though

 

[justuandmekiddo]

If I were to decide to buy a bicycle how far could I pedal it before I got to the point of no return.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[lexieredefined]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

When I find only find one sock out of a match in the dryer, I am now choosing to believe that the dryer didn't eat the lost one....it just made me a new one.

 

[lexieredefined]

When I find only find one sock out of a match in the dryer, I am now choosing to believe that the dryer didn't eat the lost one....it just made me a new one.

I like that theory, but I still believe the dryer ate it.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I like that theory, but I still believe the dryer ate it.

I just try to be the glass half full kind of guy

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I wonder when some people hang up after calling into a talk show if they realize just how moronic they sounded to all the listeners. Which, coincidently is why I will never call into one.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Why do our noses run and our feet smell

 

[Lia Monde]

How can so many people hate Congress, but re-elect their Congressman?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

How can so many people hate Congress, but re-elect their Congressman?

They probably rigged the election?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Who is ultimately responsible for the English language. You really stop and think about it a lot of words make no sense in what they describe.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I wonder how many of the damn you auto correct type pics are staged.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I wonder how many of the damn you auto correct type pics are staged.

All of them. I make a living staging fake pics....lol

 

[thesweetsweetness]

All of them. I make a living staging fake pics....lol

Oh...lol. I didn't know.

You really make a living that way?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Oh...lol. I didn't know.

You really make a living that way?

Nah...not really...I make a living faking listening to the people in charge where I work. I can tell when they don't know what they are talking about....lol