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Simple Pleasure~~Counting your Blessings and finding they soooooo out weigh the bad times:D
 
Simple Pleasure....

Yesterday the arrest of the suspect in the Brianna Dennison murder case. Her murder here in town made national news last year. He was also linked by DNA to 3 other rape cases all revolving around the University of Reno. One of the rape attempts had happened in the parking garage of the hospital I work at. It's good news for the family and community, her missing was the one thing that did bring everyone together in this town. It hit home to a lot of people.
 
Alrighty this is just for laughs for the holiday.


Things you can say on Thanksgiving and get away with it:


1. Look at those huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10.Don't play with your meat.
11.Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12.Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13.I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14.You still have a little bit on your chin.
15.How long will it take after you stick it in?
16.You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17.Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18.That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19.How long do I beat it before it's ready?
 
Simple Pleasures~~ finding out this week----that both my 2nd & 3rd daughters are PREGNANT!!:nana::nana::cattail:
 
Simple Pleasure:

Decorating the past three days at home and at work.
I am now the official Christmas decorator at work.
 
Simple pleasure ...

Full breasts, barely constrained beneath white cotton.

Most annoying pleasure ...

Confounded buttons!!

:rose:
 
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