Simpsons...........The Thread.

[Wrong Element]

"You tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is...never try."

 

[HighSchoolJock]

me fail english thats unpossible

 

[oogieboogie]

For Mladypain

"The internet, hey they have that on computer now"

 

[MLadyPain]

Re: For Mladypain

"The internet, hey they have that on computer now"

ROFLMA yes!!!!!

 

[oogieboogie]

Bump

"Hey Apu isn't happy, he decieved us through song. I hate when they do that."

 

[oogieboogie]

"You mean you don't pocket mulch"?

"$100,000 for the worlds first drive thru humidor."

 

[oogieboogie]

"Wait a minute chief.............maybe its medicinal marajuana."
"Yea, thats right, if I don't smoke it I will go blinder."

 

[oogieboogie]

4 th of July quote

"celebrate the independence of the country byblowing up a small piece of it."..................Apu

 

[oogieboogie]

Quote of the day

"Another broccoli related death"

"But I thought..........."

"Oh yes it's one of the deadliest plant on earth."

 

[oogieboogie]

Daily quote

"Can you open the window honey, the police have daddies finger prints on file"................Homer to Lisa for the Isis exhibit.

 

[Shaq]

"Press...any...key.......hmm.....I can't find the any key"

 

[oogieboogie]

"Press...any...key.......hmm.....I can't find the any key"

" Hey, I dont have to type y*e*s, all I have to do is type y."

 

[oogieboogie]

Quote of the day

"Hey what's this lunchbox made of"?

"Well back in my day we had a thing called metal. Heck in my day near most everything was made of it, lunch boxes........cars ....you name it."

"Hmmmm..........met-tal huh."

 

[oogieboogielove]

Homer- "You went to a sugar factory?" "Were there any oompa loompas?"

 

[oogieboogie]

Quote of the day

"Inflamable means flamable ? What a country."...............Dr. Nic

 

[DevilBoy79]

OMG this may seem pathetic but i still love watching the simpsons, i really like grounds keeper willy

 

[oogieboogie]

OMG this may seem pathetic but i still love watching the simpsons, i really like grounds keeper willy

NOT pathetic, be proud of your addictions.

"You skirt wearin' poodle walker"..............Willey

 

[medjay]

"I need fuel for me mule, Gas for me ass!"

 

[Thrillhouse]

"Let me set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute."

Probably my favorite Homer quote.

 

[Thrillhouse]

"Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys."

Probably my favorite Willy quote.

 

[Thrillhouse]

The "Exit Windows" sound on my computer is Homer saying "Now I have to face stupid reality again."

And my "Empty Recycle Bin" sound is Willy singing "Downtown," er, I mean "Doontoon."

 

[christo]

(Homer, irritated and annoyed by Lisa's relentless liberal activism) "Yeah, and we can't watch Fox, because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria".

 

[oogieboogie]

Quote of the day

"Up, up, and awayyyyyyyyyy, In my beautiful, my beautiful, motor boat"

 

[oogieboogie]

Quote of the day

"Isn't it great coming home with a clean bill of health ?"........"Ahhh sorry to hear about your news.............do they know how many eggs it layed in your brain ?"

"I'm trying not to think about it, frankly sir, one is too many."

 

[oogieboogie]

Question

Has anyone seen the episode where Homer has to go to NY to get his car, and its at the WTC, since 9/11 ?