Simpsons...........The Thread.

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Quote of the day

"I'm have some side effects from the dope."

"Bart its not dope."

"All I know is that my testicals won't fit in my underware anymore."

"Bart, give me those oranges. Back in the lunches you go."

"Eeewwwwww"

"Oh Lisa, grow up."

 

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YAY, My favorite episode is on

The one with John Waters as the gay collector.

" your house screams camp "

 

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more

" I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaming."

 

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more

" Bart, where did you get that shirt ?"

" I don't know, it came out of the closet. "

 

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still more

" Has the whole world gone GAY ?"

 

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Still more

" You ever been hunting there Barty "

" Something about being alone in the woods with a bunch of guys, seems kinda.....gay, if you ask me. "

 

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But wait, thers more

" Its a miracle !!"

" No, ultrasuade is a miracle, this is just good timing. "

" Well Homer, I earned your respect, and all I had to do is save your life. "

 

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For everyone in Canada

I believe the live Simpsons show is going to be at a comedy festival this weekend in Toronto.

 

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Quote of the day

"Wow, that sax would make a great pipe."

 

[Poor Yorick]

Skinner: There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest
Willie: There's not! Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!



Willie: Now look, boy. If your Dad goes ga-ga, you just use that Shin of yours to call me, and I'll come 'a running. But don't be reading my mind between 4 and 5, that's Willie's time!!

 

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Quote of the day

"We need someone who won't immediatly poo poo everything they eat."

"Oh no, that usually takes a few hours."

 

[Asendin]

Most of my favorite lines are from Ralph Wiggum.

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking."

And so on...

or my cats breath smells like catfood