Since I'm new here, I want to know something about the people I'm talkin with here.

Wow KIM your hubby is a lucky man! If you care what I look like 5f 11in medium build, short grey/brown hair well I am 38 and that's really old! happily married for 14 years and a hopeless romantic.

Thanks for the info...

love gray in dark hair, tall like hubby, I am 36 (7 mo older than hubby) and 10 years for us.

I am also extremely shy and prone to embarassment and blushing profusely most of the time. It doesn't take very much to turn me 10 shades of red in a split second. So, what are we going to talk about tonight?
 
Okay thank you sorry I didn't bring any booze, next time I will make sure i bring some, what should I bring? I drink cider personally but does any body else drink it?

Don't really drink, but like rum when I do. dacqueri, margarita, the like. Needs to be fruity so I can't really taste the alcohol. Such a girly wuss, I know. :rolleyes:
Most I ever had at one time was 1.5 drinks, and I didn't need the other half. :eek: Very happy and smiley with rum. :D
 
Hello can anyone join this party. I never get invited to these things, noone likes my english humour. So if I am gate crashing let me know KIM and I will leave.

This just goes to show how punctuation or lack of same can drastically change the meaning of a sentence. :( Since KIM was not preceded by a comma, I didn't know you were addressing the person who started the thread. :(I presumed you meant that KIM, who is your companion, and you would leave.
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By the way, Kimbalee, I agree with GW66 after hearing your description, that your husband is a lucky man. :)
 
This just goes to show how punctuation or lack of same can drastically change the meaning of a sentence. :( Since KIM was not preceded by a comma, I didn't know you were addressing the person who started the thread. :(I presumed you meant that KIM, who is your companion, and you would leave.
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By the way, Kimbalee, I agree with GW66 after hearing your description, that your husband is a lucky man. :)

Awww... blushing again. So sweet, you two. Compliments will get you everywhere. ;) Just what part of the description makes you think he's lucky? :devil:

I just assumed it was me, I've been known to make an ass of myself a time or two... lol
 
Awww... blushing again. So sweet, you two. Compliments will get you everywhere. ;) Just what part of the description makes you think he's lucky? :devil:

I just assumed it was me, I've been known to make an ass of myself a time or two... lol


Of course, that doesn't mean that we would not appreciate a pic of you, preferably nude or, at least, scantily clad. :p

ETA: I guess it's the part about the hourglass figure and the letters that mean you are a doctor of divinity.
 
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Of course, that doesn't mean that we would not appreciate a pic of you, preferably nude or, at least, scantily clad. :p

ETA: I guess it's the part about the hourglass figure and the letters that mean you are a doctor of divinity.

Oh, that's what DD stands for, glad you told me. I was wondering for a while now why guys are so impressed. :D
 
Sorry BOX my punctuation is really bad sorry for the confusion, Hey do push her too hard you might scare her off!

Don't scare too easily here, now in real life... a totally different story lol such a wuss! lol
 
Oh, that's what DD stands for, glad you told me. I was wondering for a while now why guys are so impressed. :D

Well, it's one of the things. BTW, another reason your husband is a lucky man is because of the location you have written under your AV. :)
 
Well, it's one of the things. BTW, another reason your husband is a lucky man is because of the location you have written under your AV. :)


I get a lot of comments on that one... lol Favorite place to be... and heading there soon. Strangely enough, I get told more often though, "your husband is a lucky man" when I am here than in real life. ha hah hah! You guys just don't know the shit he puts up with being with me. lol Some day I'll tell you some of it. You know, I pretty much am becoming an open book here. :rolleyes: Guess it's only a matter of time now. Never in a million years did I think I'd be talking about bi relationships with people, self gratification, or half the stuff in this thread alone, and definitely not my own personal preferences. ha hah hah! Good thing I didn't bet on it. :DOn that note, I'm heading to my"location" maybe to sleep... maybe not... 8 am is gonna get here fast either way, right? :devil:
 
Wow KIM your hubby is a lucky man! If you care what I look like 5f 11in medium build, short grey/brown hair well I am 38 and that's really old! happily married for 14 years and a hopeless romantic.

It's all about perspective.


And Kim - bi relationships and personal preferences? You can't drop that on us without details!!
 
It's all about perspective.


And Kim - bi relationships and personal preferences? You can't drop that on us without details!!

You need to look at the previous posts... it's in there... :eek:

Hey KarennaC: welcome here! You need to tell me something about yourself that I cannot find out from your profile. Anything at all, could be something shocking, your highest achievement, most embarassing moment, etc.

I'll be back later, going to bed now. Will check in to find more about you. :)
 
I'm 59.

I hold a double major MA in psychology and psychiatric rehabilitation. I usually work with children who are severely emotionally disturbed/abused. I earned an A.A. degree, tested out of the rest, and was admitted to grad school based on GRE scores.

Served in Vietnam with 315th Air Commando/Special Ops. Sergeant.

4 adult children and 9 grandchildren and 4 dogs.

I traced my genealogy to Julis Caesar's sister, Julia; Phillip of Macedonia; and the pharoahs of Egypt. George Washington and I share a common ancestor who was a prostitute in early Virginia. George Mason is another of her legacies.

I'm a dead-ringer for actor Noble Willingham (WALKER: TEXAS RANGER). I get comments about it all the time. At the bank yesterday the kid said "Where have I seen you before?" I said, on tv. His best role, I think, was General Taylor in GOOD MORNING VIETNAM. His most memorable line was, "Dick! I've never known a man who needs a blowjob more than you do." I talk like that.

I have no patience for what I call Junior Varsity Men.

The porn I write will never be allowed on this site.
 
I'm 59.

I hold a double major MA in psychology and psychiatric rehabilitation. I usually work with children who are severely emotionally disturbed/abused. I earned an A.A. degree, tested out of the rest, and was admitted to grad school based on GRE scores.

Served in Vietnam with 315th Air Commando/Special Ops. Sergeant.


4 adult children and 9 grandchildren and 4 dogs.

I traced my genealogy to Julis Caesar's sister, Julia; Phillip of Macedonia; and the pharoahs of Egypt. George Washington and I share a common ancestor who was a prostitute in early Virginia. George Mason is another of her legacies.

I'm a dead-ringer for actor Noble Willingham (WALKER: TEXAS RANGER). I get comments about it all the time. At the bank yesterday the kid said "Where have I seen you before?" I said, on tv. His best role, I think, was General Taylor in GOOD MORNING VIETNAM. His most memorable line was, "Dick! I've never known a man who needs a blowjob more than you do." I talk like that.

I have no patience for what I call Junior Varsity Men.

The porn I write will never be allowed on this site.

My dad is 3 mo. younger.
Very impressive, you know I love a "smarty." :heart:
Have a memory of being in 315th that you can share? One uncle was a marine, gramp in army (Korea), father in law in Navy, work with a former Navy Seal, and former sniper, some of my HS friends died in Desert Storm
I have only seen a couple of the shows, but my dad loves Chuck Norris. Had to look up pic of Willingham, cutie!
Is what you write too violent, or something else? Do you like it?
 
War stories.

You know, some of the best war stories are funny rather than action-adventures.

Like the night we watched GREEN BERETS at the Happy Valley Drive-In. Its a John Wayne goof about Vietnam. Anyway, at the end of the film John Wayne and David Jannsen are on the beach talking at sunset. A voice from the audience said, "Hey! The sun doesnt set in the East!" Then another anonymous voice chimed in with, "You idiot! When you cross the International Dateline everything is backwards!" The first voice said, "Oh!"

What really impressed me was the military toys in action. I saw "Spooky/Puff the Magic Dragon" gunships in action. I cannot imagine how a machine gun can fire 100 rounds in one second. The battleship USS NEW JERSEY fired a few salvos at some Cong shooting mortars at us. Our radar guys fixed the mortar site, sent the coordinants to the ship, and it felt like an earthquake when the 2000 pound shells landed on those poor guys.

I saw a comet. The night was pitch-black, and the comet was something to see.

I saw bodies stacked like firewood.

I saw men burn to death.

I crawled thru 45 rounds of mortar fire on one occasion. Scared shitless and crying the whole way; but I did my duty and crawled back to safety.

The CIA abandoned my best friend and his men in Laos; 16 men ran 125 miles to Vietnam. 8 of them died. The wounded men killed themselves. The team were combat air controllers.

I like to write about teacher/student sex. I like to write about women who lure men with sexual bait then doublecross them with violence. And I write action-adventure stories with graphic violence. I personally prefer the younger/older seductions, mostly because I enjoyed older women when I was a youngster...the moms of my girlfriends, drunk aunts, etc.

One of my sisters (I have 5) confided to me that she had her tubes cut because she liked sex with our uncles.
 
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Thanks for the welcomes :)

Since I do'nt think there's much of anything on my profile, it won't be hard to tell you something that isn't there. lol. I'm 37, live with my two daughters, left my ex-husband over a year ago. I'm a special ed teacher, and six years ago a phonics-based reading program that I wrote was published by a small educational publisher. In addition to erotica, I write science fiction/fantasy novels for teenagers, which I hope will be published someday.
 
You need to look at the previous posts... it's in there... :eek:

Hey KarennaC: welcome here! You need to tell me something about yourself that I cannot find out from your profile. Anything at all, could be something shocking, your highest achievement, most embarassing moment, etc.

I'll be back later, going to bed now. Will check in to find more about you. :)

Going back to check. ;)
 
War stories.

You know, some of the best war stories are funny rather than action-adventures.

Like the night we watched GREEN BERETS at the Happy Valley Drive-In. Its a John Wayne goof about Vietnam. Anyway, at the end of the film John Wayne and David Jannsen are on the beach talking at sunset. A voice from the audience said, "Hey! The sun doesnt set in the East!" Then another anonymous voice chimed in with, "You idiot! When you cross the International Dateline everything is backwards!" The first voice said, "Oh!"

What really impressed me was the military toys in action. I saw "Spooky/Puff the Magic Dragon" gunships in action. I cannot imagine how a machine gun can fire 100 rounds in one second. The battleship USS NEW JERSEY fired a few salvos at some Cong shooting mortars at us. Our radar guys fixed the mortar site, sent the coordinants to the ship, and it felt like an earthquake when the 2000 pound shells landed on those poor guys.


FIL was on USS Nitro among other supply ships. There was a new guy running the forklift and he was moving a torpedo. He did something wrong and dropped it causing it to roll toward FIL. It pinned him between it and another to the point that it broke his leg, shattered actually, from knee to ankle. He had to finish up after that at Federal bldg. Hated all the paperwork, so didn't reinlist after that, he retired.

The Navy Seal I work with says they shot cabbages from one sub marine to another while under water. Says was really funny. His dad died while he was out of country, had a nervous breakdown because he wasn't here. Retired now, and not okay.

I saw a comet. The night was pitch-black, and the comet was something to see.

It is very dark where I live, in the country, and you can see millions of stars. I love to stargaze, and stayed up to see freak showing of Aurora Borealis one time. Was indescribably beautiful. Glad I didn't miss it.

I saw bodies stacked like firewood.

I saw men burn to death.


Know I couldn't deal with that.

I crawled thru 45 rounds of mortar fire on one occasion. Scared shitless and crying the whole way; but I did my duty and crawled back to safety.

The CIA abandoned my best friend and his men in Laos; 16 men ran 125 miles to Vietnam. 8 of them died. The wounded men killed themselves. The team were combat air controllers.


Have a ton of respect for the shit the enlisted have to go thru every day. Awful that things like that get to become "all in a day's work." You are appreciated by me. I realize I could not sit here on my ass with the freedoms I have without guys like you putting your life on the line for me. Thank you.

I like to write about teacher/student sex. I like to write about women who lure men with sexual bait then doublecross them with violence. And I write action-adventure stories with graphic violence. I personally prefer the younger/older seductions, mostly because I enjoyed older women when I was a youngster...the moms of my girlfriends, drunk aunts, etc.

One of my sisters (I have 5) confided to me that she had her tubes cut because she liked sex with our uncles.


Get weirded out by the whole incest thing. Probably because I know people who have been molested by family members. Can't get into it. Age difference thing is not a big deal to me. Sis is married to a guy 14 years older. Dad married to stepmother 15 years younger, mom dating guy 16 years older. Not really a big deal to me. I have friends of all ages, actually not many my own age.
 
Thanks for the welcomes :)

Since I do'nt think there's much of anything on my profile, it won't be hard to tell you something that isn't there. lol. I'm 37, live with my two daughters, left my ex-husband over a year ago. I'm a special ed teacher, and six years ago a phonics-based reading program that I wrote was published by a small educational publisher. In addition to erotica, I write science fiction/fantasy novels for teenagers, which I hope will be published someday.

Sounds cool! My age, will be 37 in August. No kids, married 10 years. Great job on program, I have one of 24 cousins that was in spec ed classes growing up- complications at childbirth. Takes a tremendous amount of patience every day. Good luck with the publishing!
 
The suppression of our liberty always comes from within, not without. The Japanese or Germans or Russians couldnt have rolled across America in a million years, but we'll strap on the kneepads and assume the position for any pol with a good yarn. I'm reading ELMER GANTRY.

I'm ambivalent about incest. I had cousins pop into town for a visit; I didnt know them, and they sure didnt remind me of my sisters. Ditto for their mothers. My old man had 5 sisters, too. Some I met once or twice.
 
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