Kylan said:Balls To The Wall ~ Accept
Yup, cleanin' real good....Oh the windows...........
I have my moments
lovemonster said:Get Thee Behind Me Satan - Ella Fitzgerald
Well, if she's keeping you busy I think I'll stay in here in the warm with my alcohol.....if you want to join me, just knock on the door....and then beg to be let back in.
Errr....how long would you define as a moment exactly?
Anal Feast ~ Blood Duster 
Kylan said:
O.k, but you sure you don't want to join in?
A moment is however long I decide it to be
lovemonster said:Ain't No Limit - Mystikal
Nah, I didn't bring any cash with me tonight
So approximately 20 years could be accurate then?
Anal Rape Of The Virgin Mary? ~Typhus
Kylan said:
It's O.k...I managed to talk her round. I really don't know how, with my shyness 'n all
Lemme see...I'm 36 now, so I reckon 36yrs and a bit
lovemonster said:Not For The Innocent - Kiss
Yeah, I can imagine how difficult that musta been....she probably took pity on you what with the stammer and the twitching....and the inappropriate grabbing of yourself....
Jesus, has it only been 36 years?? I bet it feels more like 90 to your poor mother
The Sleep Of The Innocent ~ Cryonic Temple
Kylan said:
It was the stammer I reckon.
You think I'm bad!! You shoulda met my Dad...now there was a Dominant that didn't know the meaning of the word
lovemonster said:How Can You Sleep? - Tanya Donnelly
Yeah, possibly flopping it out in front of her might have swung the deal though...
LOL....so you decided to show how it should be done huh?
Witchy Woman ~ America
Kylan said:
Nope, didn't swing very far...I'm a lil guy
Nope, I got the hell outta there at thirteen
lovemonster said:Casting My Spell On You - Roy Orbison
Well, it is cold out there after all....
You learnt how to take care of yourself then huh?
Kylan said:Baby...I'm Yours ~ Backstreet Boys
Not that ruddy cold
Yup, funny how running 300 miles away from home at 13 makes one perk ones ideas up
lovemonster said:I Own You? - Birgit
Oh dear....so that really is all you've got then.....
Yeah just slightly.....so what went wrong since then?
Kylan said:You Know I Love You... Don't You? ~ Howard Jones
Yup, I have no confidence whatsoever in my masculinity.
By the great bearded one, I shall write you an essay.
lovemonster said:Say It Again - Badly Drawn Boy
I get that impression from you.....so vulnerable.....shy.....retiring....
*excuse me while I wash out my mouth with soap*
Don't you mean dictate while somebody else types it out for you?
Like You Didn't Hear Me The First Time I Told You To fuck Off ~ Killwhitneydead
Kylan said:
Yes I know, it's a burden I carry
I don't know what my secretary sees in me.
lovemonster said:Talk Dirty To Me - Poison
You mean you don't get someone else to carry that for you?
A pay cheque most likely
Kylan said:Dirty Laundry ~ Don Henley
She was moaning, much the same as she is now. She will be so greatful tomorrow she spoke her mind
No, she loves me like a barmaid
lovemonster said:No Panties - Trina
LOL.....at least it's not my fault this time....oh btw, tell her my hubby's in Leicester, he'll be over with her tomorrow for a week....if she must send you as a replacement, can you bring your marigolds with you, I have a mountain of washing up that needs doing
What, for your ability to order dry roasted peanuts without leaving your bar stool?
I Smell Pussy ~ 50 Cent
Kylan said:
Tell her!! She's all wanton the brat...I'm just making her wait
No, she loves me really,like the brat that's saying goodnight to the kids in a really loud voice
lovemonster said:Scent Explosion - Uranium 235
Nah, she's not wanton....she just wanted to know what it was like to live with somebody who knew where the kitchen was
LOL....are you being hinted at perchance?
A Descent To Babylon ~ Canaan 
Kylan said:
Well gee, I guess she shoulda met Jamie Oliver
I am, and I really have to take it...she's looks soOoOOo fuckab---I mean fit and able
Thank you for the pleasure of your company lovemonster...you could easily lead me astray you know.
May your night be as sweet as you are
lovemonster said:A Little Bit Of Heaven - Linda Eder
Well, it'll be like a little holiday for her....you wait until you see what I have planned for you
Hehehehe....I just be she does....
And thank you once again for being such fun......and maybe I should try it sometime....
Good night....sweet dreams
Essa said:Between Heaven And Hell ~ Firewind
I'm Horny ~ E-rotic
