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[TeeTee]

I'm A Pimp ~ Too $hort



Do I take it I shouldn't expect the Rolex anytime in the next week than?

Why Ms. Teaze, I could never reprove anybody that is as gloriously beautiful and full of mischief as you are. Stop being such an air-headed blonde

Glad to hear you enjoyed your Easter weekend pretty lady. I like it when people drop around out of the blue, and I get just an inkling that you do as well. We done the usual thing on this side; ate too much Easter lunch, devoured way too much chocolate and then went out for a refreshing drink or ten. --- Nawww I like it when you start to ramble...It means I'm not the only one on the boards that does.

The Joker-Steve Miller Band

Sheesh that's what happens after a long busy weekend, good thing my roots are red!

Sounds like you guys had a perdy good Easter as well. Glad i didn't talk ya ear off

 

[lovemonster]

Teachers Pet ~ Venom

Yep it's a big wide world with lots on offer

Sorry can't do Friday, I've other plans...so I'm told

Lessons To Be Learned - Barbara Streisand

It certainly is

Oh well, if you're not there to sign for them, then they go back to the warehouse.....but if you've got better things to do

 

[lovemonster]

No Sign Of Improvement ~ Nasum

Stop what?? - It’s right on my tongue-tip, but no matter how I circle it just edges out of reach….

Yup, and if you weren't a brat you wouldn't have that twitch in your ass each time you chat to me

Things Can Only Get Better - D:ream

Well, perhaps you should take your mind off it with something else and it will come back to you...

That's very true....now what on earth are we going to do about it?

 

[Kylan]

The Joker-Steve Miller Band

Sheesh that's what happens after a long busy weekend, good thing my roots are red!

Sounds like you guys had a perdy good Easter as well. Glad i didn't talk ya ear off

I'm Serious ~ T.I.

Wow!! It must be tricky to apply that red hue without staining your blonde tresses.

Nope, not at all. I like to hear what's happening. Anything I don't like to hear I tend to ignore the old fashioned way.

 

[TeeTee]

I'm Serious ~ T.I.

Wow!! It must be tricky to apply that red hue without staining your blonde tresses.

Nope, not at all. I like to hear what's happening. Anything I don't like to hear I tend to ignore the old fashioned way.

Who's Zoomin' Who?-Aretha Franklin


LOL i think someone needs glasses!!!

Good thing for you huh? ohhh it must be like the thing i do when the kids are arguing or getting rowdy or rambling on and on, what's that called, ummm selective hearing?

Ok i'm beat, i hear my pillows a calling. Nice seeing you Kylan, have a great day

 

[Kylan]

Things Can Only Get Better - D:ream

Well, perhaps you should take your mind off it with something else and it will come back to you...

That's very true....now what on earth are we going to do about it?

I've Been Missing You ~ UB40

Ya think?? I dunno, this thing on the tip of my tongue keeps swirling around and around ever so slowly, never speeding up, never slowing down. A bit like a metronome. Perhaps a gentle nibble will help loosen it....

I have no idea. You can sit on some drawing-pins, but what am I gonna do

 

[Kylan]

Who's Zoomin' Who?-Aretha Franklin


LOL i think someone needs glasses!!!

Good thing for you huh? ohhh it must be like the thing i do when the kids are arguing or getting rowdy or rambling on and on, what's that called, ummm selective hearing?

Ok i'm beat, i hear my pillows a calling. Nice seeing you Kylan, have a great day

Would I Lie To You? ~ Eurythmics

Well don't you think you should tell them than?

Yes that’s exactly what it is. The great thing about being a parent is you can transfer the practice you get at selective hearing with your kids and later use it on adults.

Good to see you as well Ms. Teaze. Sleep very well and dream sweetly

 

[lovemonster]

I've Been Missing You ~ UB40

Ya think?? I dunno, this thing on the tip of my tongue keeps swirling around and around ever so slowly, never speeding up, never slowing down. A bit like a metronome. Perhaps a gentle nibble will help loosen it....

I have no idea. You can sit on some drawing-pins, but what am I gonna do

You've Been Flirting Again - Bjork

*bites lip* Ummm......maybe that would help....*squirms*

Well, I'm sure you have something there you can take out your frustration on...

 

[Kylan]

You've Been Flirting Again - Bjork

*bites lip* Ummm......maybe that would help....*squirms*

Well, I'm sure you have something there you can take out your frustration on...

Not Me!! ~ Boyz II Men

I dunno, perhaps if I move my tongue a little faster. It does seem to be locked into this slow circular rhythm though...

But I might hurt my hand if I hit the PC...you know I can't abide pain

 

[lovemonster]

Not Me!! ~ Boyz II Men

I dunno, perhaps if I move my tongue a little faster. It does seem to be locked into this slow circular rhythm though...

But I might hurt my hand if I hit the PC...you know I can't abide pain

Cheatin' On Me - Kandi

*moans* No, I think that motion is just fine........

LOL...how about your secretary, she must come in handy for that sort of thing....

 

[Kylan]

Cheatin' On Me - Kandi

*moans* No, I think that motion is just fine........

LOL...how about your secretary, she must come in handy for that sort of thing....

Stop And Say You Love Me ~ Evans Blue

Yes, I confess I rather like it as well. It feels so wet and warm, so smooth and yet so bumpy.I really should try and get it out though...

She's a great girl - Sometimes I feel like screwing her on the desk just to keep her.

 

[lovemonster]

Stop And Say You Love Me ~ Evans Blue

Yes, I confess I rather like it as well. It feels so wet and warm, so smooth and yet so bumpy.I really should try and get it out though...

She's a great girl - Sometimes I feel like screwing her on the desk just to keep her.

You Go First - Jessica Andrews

*whimper* If you really feel you should then I don't know what I can do to stop you....

You mean you haven't?

 

[Kylan]

You Go First - Jessica Andrews

*whimper* If you really feel you should then I don't know what I can do to stop you....

You mean you haven't?

Don't You Know? ~ Pulp

Are you sure you can't think of anything...

Why pretty lady, that would be telling

 

[lovemonster]

Don't You Know? ~ Pulp

Are you sure you can't think of anything...

Why pretty lady, that would be telling

You Never Remind Me - Linda Eder

*sighs* Well, I suppose I could ask you to stop....or do something else to distract you.....

Of course it would and being the gentleman that you are, I wouldn't expect you to reveal all....

 

[Kylan]

You Never Remind Me - Linda Eder

*sighs* Well, I suppose I could ask you to stop....or do something else to distract you.....

Of course it would and being the gentleman that you are, I wouldn't expect you to reveal all....

Stop Whining ~ Rufio

Oh, I'm pretty much content just rolling my tongue gently around...are you sure you want me to be distracted?

Whatever are you trying to say? I could never abuse my positi- well, actually yes, yes I could

 

[lovemonster]

Stop Whining ~ Rufio

Oh, I'm pretty much content just rolling my tongue gently around...are you sure you want me to be distracted?

Whatever are you trying to say? I could never abuse my positi- well, actually yes, yes I could

So Cruel - U2

Ummm......well, not really......*moans*

LOL....of course you could....and I'm sure you do....frequently....

 

[Kylan]

So Cruel - U2

Ummm......well, not really......*moans*

LOL....of course you could....and I'm sure you do....frequently....

You Are Everything ~ Vanessa Williams


Huh?? Did you say something? *looks up*

Actually it's infrequently....

 

[lovemonster]

You Are Everything ~ Vanessa Williams


Huh?? Did you say something? *looks up*

Actually it's infrequently....

You Mean So Much To Me Baby - Bruce Springsteen

No! Not at all... *waits desperately for you to continue*

Oh, that's ok then, at least you let her get on with her work sometimes

 

[Kylan]

You Mean So Much To Me Baby - Bruce Springsteen

No! Not at all... *waits desperately for you to continue*

Oh, that's ok then, at least you let her get on with her work sometimes

Stop Complaining? ~ Skye


Dagnabbit, I was sure you said something...never mind, now where was I?

Yup, as infrequently as I possibly can.

 

[lovemonster]

Stop Complaining? ~ Skye


Dagnabbit, I was sure you said something...never mind, now where was I?

Yup, as infrequently as I possibly can.

Shut Up And Kiss Me - Louise

*bites lip and hopes he remembers soon*

Yup, I thought so.....

 

[Kylan]

Shut Up And Kiss Me - Louise

*bites lip and hopes he remembers soon*

Yup, I thought so.....

Hard and Slow? ~ Graham Coxon

I'm sure I shall...I've got wonderful powers of concentration. Wow, look a PC...

What ever could you mean? Poor lil' ole me has no idea

 

[lovemonster]

Hard and Slow? ~ Graham Coxon

I'm sure I shall...I've got wonderful powers of concentration. Wow, look a PC...

What ever could you mean? Poor lil' ole me has no idea

Soul Deep - Roxette

Blimey, so you have....

No, well I'd explain it to you, but you'd only tell me to stop being blonde...

 

[Kylan]

Soul Deep - Roxette

Blimey, so you have....

No, well I'd explain it to you, but you'd only tell me to stop being blonde...

Tip Of My Tongue? ~ John Hiatt

I do, don't I...do you?

Stop being blonde and tell me

 

[lovemonster]

Tip Of My Tongue? ~ John Hiatt

I do, don't I...do you?

Stop being blonde and tell me

Don't Tease Me - ZZ Top

I think so...now what were we talking about again?

I would, but I'm being blonde today

 

[joeys-game]

Signs, Tesla