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[a.j.angel]

Or else what?? --- Pretty lady, if you were bound in front of me I would care not one jot if you orgasmed, screamed, whined or pouted. I’d be using your body for my pleasure, not yours.

You have forgotten, haven’t you? And on our anniversary too! How could you. You, you, you…. *Throws cotton bunny tail in ashtray and pouts in a pouting fashion*



Come A Little Bit Closer ~ Jay

Hey Lady, I was on a break. Chill, do some Yoga, go let your Man cane you, that kinda thing.

Stay Just A little bit longer, Jackson Brown

You don't care about my pleasure..looks affronted and hurt..well. .hmmm
whispersI like it when you talk that way Kylan

 

[Kylan]

Stay Just A little bit longer, Jackson Brown

You don't care about my pleasure..looks affronted and hurt..well. .hmmm
whispersI like it when you talk that way Kylan

Make Me ~ Jennifer Paige


See, that's the thing...I don't actually care how you look or feel. Which is the reason I can't sleep with my female for a few nights - I hurt her knee, she's such a danged wimp

I like it when you whisper, I go all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[a.j.angel]

Make Me ~ Jennifer Paige


See, that's the thing...I don't actually care how you look or feel. Which is the reason I can't sleep with my female for a few nights - I hurt her knee, she's such a danged wimp

I like it when you whisper, I go all warm and fuzzy inside.

Lose YourselF, EMnEM

well i only ever look good so i don't need a man to tell me that, no worries. As for Ffeeling good, i can do that too, especially if *whispers again*..hot breath against your skin, licks your neck..you watch me do it, that really turns me on*..Not that it matters to you of course Kylan

 

[Kylan]

Lose YourselF, EMnEM

well i only ever look good so i don't need a man to tell me that, no worries. As for Ffeeling good, i can do that too, especially if *whispers again*..hot breath against your skin, licks your neck..you watch me do it, that really turns me on*..Not that it matters to you of course Kylan

Can't Find My Way Home ~ Pat Green


Wow, you've obviously been very spoiled by some feeble Male pandering to your every whim. You really think you're all that? Perhaps you are, I shall let you know
I do rather fancy an ice-cream, you may use that hot breath of yours to melt it so it doesn't hurt my sensitive teeth

 

[a.j.angel]

Can't Find My Way Home ~ Pat Green


Wow, you've obviously been very spoiled by some feeble Male pandering to your every whim. You really think you're all that? Perhaps you are, I shall let you know
I do rather fancy an ice-cream, you may use that hot breath of yours to melt it so it doesn't hurt my sensitive teeth

Take The Long Way Home, Eagles.

*no, no pandering, just like to look after my own needs, should a male decide he doesn't want to let me..*id better be ready to later, or else i would just explode. .the caning s are fun though. *

How do you heat up ice cream, but if thats what you like, ill buy you two*

 

[Kylan]

Take The Long Way Home, Eagles.

*no, no pandering, just like to look after my own needs, should a male decide he doesn't want to let me..*id better be ready to later, or else i would just explode. .the caning s are fun though. *

How do you heat up ice cream, but if thats what you like, ill buy you two*

Short Cut To Hell ~ Six Feet Under

Your needs?? I personally would tell you what you needed, if you weren't allowed then you weren't allowed. Tough. -- You would be ready as and when I said, shesh a.j.angel, you are gorgeous but so very, very spoiled

You may buy me three...I don't care how you heat them up - just do it.

 

[a.j.angel]

Short Cut To Hell ~ Six Feet Under

Your needs?? I personally would tell you what you needed, if you weren't allowed then you weren't allowed. Tough. -- You would be ready as and when I said, shesh a.j.angel, you are gorgeous but so very, very spoiled

You may buy me three...I don't care how you heat them up - just do it.

Innocence, Harlequin

*well okay, if you say so *gulps* ..Um, now sir? Thank you I think

Tries to find a way to heat up 3 ice creams*
I don't know how to do this....help...

 

[Kylan]

Innocence, Harlequin

*well okay, if you say so *gulps* ..Um, now sir? Thank you I think

Tries to find a way to heat up 3 ice creams*
I don't know how to do this....help...

I Am ~ Memento Mori

Did I give you permission to think?? NO!! Stop your brain this instant...but you may not die because I, a strange Man who lives thousands of miles away from you, forbids it.

I so love the sweet womanly cries for help. It almost turns me on. Did I say three? I'm so sorry a.j.angel...I meant four

 

[a.j.angel]

I Am ~ Memento Mori

Did I give you permission to think?? NO!! Stop your brain this instant...but you may not die because I, a strange Man who lives thousands of miles away from you, forbids it.

I so love the sweet womanly cries for help. It almost turns me on. Did I say three? I'm so sorry a.j.angel...I meant four

hazard to myself,pink

I didn't mean to..to..um..i need to listen better sir, thankyou for teaching me
What can i do, just askin?

Goes and buys a 4th ice cream..and stares at the 4 stupid cones, willing them warm.

 

[Kylan]

hazard to myself,pink

I didn't mean to..to..um..i need to listen better sir, thankyou for teaching me
What can i do, just askin?

Goes and buys a 4th ice cream..and stares at the 4 stupid cones, willing them warm.

Play It Safe ~ Iggy Pop

Yes, you do need to listen, but you're a female so I understand the concept is strange --- Yes, you should thank me. I accept Mastercard, Visa and Paypal.

I'm sorry, but you willing them to melt will not work, you are a female, hence you lack the brain-power. You may ask your Male to assist.

 

[lovemonster]

House On Fire ~ Kansas

OOooOOOooOOo very cryptic…all SysRq to work that one out

I shall come when you’re least expecting it, I’ve a bit of pre-meditation, strategy and minimization of risk to work out.

Burning Down The House? - Talking Heads

Perhaps you need to backspace and double check?

I'll expect you in about two years then?

 

[Essa]

Here's Monday ~ Bonnie Tyler


Afternoon

 

[lovemonster]

Manic Monday? - The Bangles

Afternoon sexy lady, you had a good weekend I hope?

 

[Essa]

Manic Monday? - The Bangles

Afternoon sexy lady, you had a good weekend I hope?

Blue Monday ~ New Order


Afternoon I had a wonderful weekend thanks, how did yours go?

 

[lovemonster]

Blue Monday ~ New Order


Afternoon I had a wonderful weekend thanks, how did yours go?

I Don't Like Mondays - Boomtown Rats

It was a weekend of total overindulgence....thoroughly enjoyable thanks

 

[Essa]

I Don't Like Mondays - Boomtown Rats

It was a weekend of total overindulgence....thoroughly enjoyable thanks

She Left On A Monday ~ Bic Runga


Glad to hear it, have the rest of the week to recover and you'll all be set for next weekend

 

[lovemonster]

She Left On A Monday ~ Bic Runga


Glad to hear it, have the rest of the week to recover and you'll all be set for next weekend

Monday Will Never Be The Same - Hasker Da

LOL....if only.....I did have some plans for next weekend but they've unfortunately had to be cancelled....so a nice quiet one is planned instead....

 

[Essa]

Monday Will Never Be The Same - Hasker Da

LOL....if only.....I did have some plans for next weekend but they've unfortunately had to be cancelled....so a nice quiet one is planned instead....

She's Leaving Tuesday ~ Grinspoon

Well sometimes the nice quiet ones can be the best

 

[lovemonster]

She's Leaving Tuesday ~ Grinspoon

Well sometimes the nice quiet ones can be the best

Wednesday Morning, 3AM? - Simon & Garfunkel

Have you ever had a nice quiet one?

 

[Essa]

Wednesday Morning, 3AM? - Simon & Garfunkel

Have you ever had a nice quiet one?

A Few Minutes On Friday? ~ Bright Eyes


Erm...well...no, but I've heard about them

 

[lovemonster]

A Few Minutes On Friday? ~ Bright Eyes


Erm...well...no, but I've heard about them

Big Boy On A Saturday Night - Kirsty MacColl

Yeah, I figured....

 

[Essa]

Big Boy On A Saturday Night - Kirsty MacColl

Yeah, I figured....

He Forgot That It Was Sunday ~ John Prine


But that's o.k, you can fill me in on all the details next monday

 

[lovemonster]

He Forgot That It Was Sunday ~ John Prine


But that's o.k, you can fill me in on all the details next monday

Church On Sunday? - Green Day

Yup, I will....it'll take all of about 2 seconds....

 

[Essa]

Church On Sunday? - Green Day

Yup, I will....it'll take all of about 2 seconds....

Put On Your Sunday Clothes ~ Barbra Streisand

Wow, I'm glad I don't have them then I'll stick to what I know best I think

 

[lovemonster]

Put On Your Sunday Clothes ~ Barbra Streisand

Wow, I'm glad I don't have them then I'll stick to what I know best I think

Naked Sunday!! - Stone Temple Pilots

LOL...yes, perhaps it's best and I'll just live vicariously off your stories