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[lovemonster]

Stop Complaining ~ Skye

My lil' fibreglass cane doesn't hurt at all...it's no where near as wide as a pillow.

You'll be fine, honest. In your mind you'll imagine the police are on the way with their sirens turned off so as not to give themselves away which will be very therapeutic and take your thoughts away from the mindless panic that crawls into your womb. - Hell no, you should listen to the things they tell me to do, like I do.

Be Nice To Me - Todd Rundgren

No, I'm sure it doesn't hurt at all, but those feathers in that pillow...you'll have trouble finding my ass with that cane when you're sneezing constantly

Well now, see that was a stupid thing to say because now I'll know they're not on the way... -- hey, if they tell you to be as crazy as you are, there's no way I'm listening to them

 

[Kylan]

Be Nice To Me - Todd Rundgren

No, I'm sure it doesn't hurt at all, but those feathers in that pillow...you'll have trouble finding my ass with that cane when you're sneezing constantly

Well now, see that was a stupid thing to say because now I'll know they're not on the way... -- hey, if they tell you to be as crazy as you are, there's no way I'm listening to them

I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth ~ Frank Zappa

Oh I reckon if your womanflesh was within striking distance I'd manage.

You musn't think like that...anyway I shouldn't worry, you more then likely see the guy that spirits you away already, he has passed right by, close enough to smell the scent you wear, close enough for the fabric of your clothing to brush his arm. He's there every single day, but you haven’t noticed him.

I gotta walk at a leisurely pace away from the PC and act all important and stuff. Enjoy your day Ms. Bombshell. You truly are wonderful

 

[Essa]

Rock Hard - Kiss

Well, I'm about 4" taller than you anyway, so that's not a problem.....

Yeah, I must be....and that must be a real pain given what you get up to Take care, speak again soon babe

Stabbed And Chocked By An Erection ~ Rottenness

Lucky you...any chance you could pass me the weetabix? I'm sure He puts it that high for the fun of it

I actually love looking at bruises change clour over the days, I once had one that looked like a rainbow, I was so sad when it faded away

 

[lovemonster]

I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth ~ Frank Zappa

Oh I reckon if your womanflesh was within striking distance I'd manage.

You musn't think like that...anyway I shouldn't worry, you more then likely see the guy that spirits you away already, he has passed right by, close enough to smell the scent you wear, close enough for the fabric of your clothing to brush his arm. He's there every single day, but you haven’t noticed him.

I gotta walk at a leisurely pace away from the PC and act all important and stuff. Enjoy your day Ms. Bombshell. You truly are wonderful

Baby, Don't Stop - Joe

Perhaps you might.....depends on how quick you can run whilst sneezing

You've been down to South Wales recently then have you?

You enjoy your day too Kylan

 

[lovemonster]

Stabbed And Chocked By An Erection ~ Rottenness

Lucky you...any chance you could pass me the weetabix? I'm sure He puts it that high for the fun of it

I actually love looking at bruises change clour over the days, I once had one that looked like a rainbow, I was so sad when it faded away

It's Getting Dangerous! - Thin Lizzy

No problem....I'm even taller today, I'm actually wearing heels

I'm sure you get some really pretty patterns, you should take photos, they could pass for art and you might make some money

Afternoon sexy

 

[Essa]

It's Getting Dangerous! - Thin Lizzy

No problem....I'm even taller today, I'm actually wearing heels

I'm sure you get some really pretty patterns, you should take photos, they could pass for art and you might make some money

Afternoon sexy

Dangerous Mouths ~ Missy Elliott

Good for you, you fell yet?

Actually....naw I better not go there afternoon how did your crowning glory turn out?

 

[lovemonster]

Dangerous Mouths ~ Missy Elliott

Good for you, you fell yet?

Actually....naw I better not go there afternoon how did your crowning glory turn out?

You Took My Teeth! - Nina Simone

Nope, but I started with 3" heels....I have a nice blister already though

LOL....awww go on, why not? I had it done very 70's, all full and bouncy like Charlie's Angels....

 

[Essa]

You Took My Teeth! - Nina Simone

Nope, but I started with 3" heels....I have a nice blister already though

LOL....awww go on, why not? I had it done very 70's, all full and bouncy like Charlie's Angels....

Dirty Old Egg-suckin' Dog ~ Johnny Cash

Blisters can be painful only another 3"s to go

To much information me thinks Sounds wonderful you'll just have to pray it don't rain...or go out with a carrier bag on your head

 

[lovemonster]

Dirty Old Egg-suckin' Dog ~ Johnny Cash

Blisters can be painful only another 3"s to go

To much information me thinks Sounds wonderful you'll just have to pray it don't rain...or go out with a carrier bag on your head

I Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where I Am - Regurgitator

Yup...doesn't help that these shoes are too big for me Bloody hell, I saw a pair of 6" heels today in Heat magazine, the soles were about 2" thick.....

Tell me in a PM instead then Thanks hun.....no chance of rain, the weather is glorious here today

 

[Essa]

I Sucked A Lot Of Cock To Get Where I Am - Regurgitator

Yup...doesn't help that these shoes are too big for me Bloody hell, I saw a pair of 6" heels today in Heat magazine, the soles were about 2" thick.....

Tell me in a PM instead then Thanks hun.....no chance of rain, the weather is glorious here today

It Aint Gonna Suck Itself ~ Killwhitneydead

I'm tellin' ya keep practicing you'll be tottering about in 6" heels in no time

I might just shock you one of these days Lucky you, so you taking your new hairdo anywhere nice

 

[lovemonster]

It Aint Gonna Suck Itself ~ Killwhitneydead

I'm tellin' ya keep practicing you'll be tottering about in 6" heels in no time

I might just shock you one of these days Lucky you, so you taking your new hairdo anywhere nice

It's My Job - Jimmy Buffett

I think I'll stick with my 3", they don't cripple me and I won't lose control of the car by getting my heel stuck in the mat

I'm sure you would.... Yup, I'm out on the lash tonight, for a nice change

 

[Essa]

It's My Job - Jimmy Buffett

I think I'll stick with my 3", they don't cripple me and I won't lose control of the car by getting my heel stuck in the mat

I'm sure you would.... Yup, I'm out on the lash tonight, for a nice change

Part Time Sucker? ~ Bdp (boogie Down Productions)

Good job I don't drive is all I can say

Out on the pull? can I come?

 

[lovemonster]

Part Time Sucker? ~ Bdp (boogie Down Productions)

Good job I don't drive is all I can say

Out on the pull? can I come?

Nearly All The Time - Echoboy

LOL....unfortunately I have to so I better stick with what I'm comfy with

Yeah, might pick a couple of fellas up.....you're welcome to join me

 

[Essa]

Nearly All The Time - Echoboy

LOL....unfortunately I have to so I better stick with what I'm comfy with

Yeah, might pick a couple of fellas up.....you're welcome to join me

Full Time Job? ~ Gretchen Wilson

You must never stick with what you're comfy with life gets to boring

Only a couple?? think I'll pass

 

[lovemonster]

Full Time Job? ~ Gretchen Wilson

You must never stick with what you're comfy with life gets to boring

Only a couple?? think I'll pass

8 Days A Week - The Beatles

Given the choice of life on the edge or killing myself and my kids in an horrific car accident.....I'll stick with comfy.... That's not to say it applies to every part of my life

Well, I'm taking it easy tonight, have work tomorrow you know...you can pick up as many as you like though

 

[Essa]

8 Days A Week - The Beatles

Given the choice of life on the edge or killing myself and my kids in an horrific car accident.....I'll stick with comfy.... That's not to say it applies to every part of my life

Well, I'm taking it easy tonight, have work tomorrow you know...you can pick up as many as you like though

A Month Of Sundays ~ Chaos U.k

Hey even I have to be comfy sometimes, just not in flat shoes

That's very kind of you, I'm notorious for not sharing them, is it o.k to bring them all back to yours?

 

[lovemonster]

A Month Of Sundays ~ Chaos U.k

Hey even I have to be comfy sometimes, just not in flat shoes

That's very kind of you, I'm notorious for not sharing them, is it o.k to bring them all back to yours?

158 Years Of Beautiful Sex - Guided By Voices

LOL...well I'm comfy driving in 3" heels so that's how I'll stay....

Yes, I've got a big spare room, no problem

 

[Essa]

158 Years Of Beautiful Sex - Guided By Voices

LOL...well I'm comfy driving in 3" heels so that's how I'll stay....

Yes, I've got a big spare room, no problem

Unprotected Sex With Multiple Partners? ~ Against Me

And when you get out the car...you put on your 6" ones

I might need two rooms the mood I'm in

 

[lovemonster]

Unprotected Sex With Multiple Partners? ~ Against Me

And when you get out the car...you put on your 6" ones

I might need two rooms the mood I'm in

Careful In Career - Simple Minds

And fall flat on my face....

Well, you can have the kitchen and dining room if you like

 

[Essa]

Careful In Career - Simple Minds

And fall flat on my face....

Well, you can have the kitchen and dining room if you like

Blow Job? ~ Blink 182

You'll soon get back up again and think of all those lovely bruises

I was thinking more of the whole house

 

[lovemonster]

Blow Job? ~ Blink 182

You'll soon get back up again and think of all those lovely bruises

I was thinking more of the whole house

Cocksucker Blues - The Rolling Stones

Yes, but I'll be constantly late for everything....I'll never get anywhere.

Awww, you don't wanna kick my hubby and kids out of their beds too do you??

 

[Essa]

Cocksucker Blues - The Rolling Stones

Yes, but I'll be constantly late for everything....I'll never get anywhere.

Awww, you don't wanna kick my hubby and kids out of their beds too do you??

Drive By Blowjob On A Bicycle ~ Agoraphobic Nosebleed


You will, you'll just have to leave a day early that's all

Yes please, you've a car haven't you?

 

[lovemonster]

Drive By Blowjob On A Bicycle ~ Agoraphobic Nosebleed


You will, you'll just have to leave a day early that's all

Yes please, you've a car haven't you?

Complicated - Avril Lavigne

Oh, is that how you do it then?

How about I just hire a hall for you?

 

[TeeTee]

Come And Get Me ~ Jay Z

Aww poor ickle Numnum Tummy-Tickler...perhaps you should get some ice to bring down that fever.

Thanks Honey, and while you're out can you pick me up 71 baked beans and wrap them up in an elastic band for me. You really are special, you do know that, right?

Yup, my efforts were in Am-pic's, but I've taken 'em down now. I reckoned the thread had come to it's natural end. I did enjoy it though.

Nice shots Ms. Teaze. Of course I'll take a walk with you along that wooded path. I shall bring a rope to..err...because...erm... just in case you accidently stumble and fall off that bridge

Get Ready-Rare Earth

LOL ahhh Kylan how did I ever get so lucky as to have such a thoughtful one as yourself looking after me?

71 baked beans dare I ask what you need those for? Yeah yeah just as unique as the other millions of gals around

Hmm..too bad I missed seeing those shots, alas I'm always missing out on something lol

Better make it a sturdy rope, never know what could happen along the way hehe...

Will try and get those pics posted up on my thread today, sheesh I'm only got half of them uploaded before I had to go lay down yesterday. Thankfully I'm feeling a little better today. My cough isn't so bad today, I'm not feeling light headed or dizzy and not as grumpy because I'm not feeling well anymore lol

 

[Kylan]

Baby, Don't Stop - Joe

Perhaps you might.....depends on how quick you can run whilst sneezing

You've been down to South Wales recently then have you?

You enjoy your day too Kylan

Can't Stop The Pop ~ A-teens

I shall run backwards and allow the sneezing to hurry me along.

Nope, only place I've been to in Wales is Holyhead, and that was for the 3:00am sailing (if I remember correctly) But it does look a nice spot. Kinda reminds me of home *wipes a tear away*