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[Kylan]

Quit Playing Games With my Heart - Backstreet Boys

Girl All The Bad Guys Want ~ Bowling For Soup

 

[Kylan]

Split Wide Open - Primal Scream

Awww, there there now, shall I tell all those women to stop being nasty to you then snugglebear?

Well, I used to watch 'Dallas' and he must be like them coz he wears that cowboy hat....

Perhaps if you'd actually had coffee rather than alcohol and confined it to just lunchtime rather than all afternoon, she might have been a little less complaining do you think?

Lord Of The Thighs ~ Aerosmith

*sniff* If you wouldn’t mind, Tiger Twinkies. I get so little sleep at night worrying about it *sob*

NoOOooooOOoo, not ‘Dallas’ My Mum used to watch that. Mind you, Joey does have a bit of the Bobby Ewing about him

Coffee is bad for you, all that caffeine. My body is a temple. (That broken down one from the ’Indiana Jones’ flicks)

 

[Kylan]

Boys are back in town, Thin LIzzy


okay, what nonsense has been happening here today, eh Kylan?*

Leader Of The Pack ~ Twisted Sister

Well, there was the most gorgeous girl in here a while back chattin' about how cute her Man would look in a Maids outfit, but we mustn’t mention it. I think her Male must be some sadistic piece of work not to let her have her fantasy. I’m sure you agree, Joey, you being as liberal minded as me an all.

 

[TeeTee]

If I Wasn't Shy ~ They Might Be Giants

Yes, you are so extremely lucky to have modest lil’ ole me - Why of course it’s a coat rack, whatever else could it be?? I even made an umbrella stand and carpet beater to match

I’m sure you’d be safe enough with the baked beans as long as I didn’t flick my Zippo lighter - Me a charmer?! Nawww, I reckon you’re thinking of another one of your admirers that’s blinded by the poetic image of glorious beauty that is you, Ms. Teaze

Honestly, the barbed wire would be a huge aid in getting you up there. And of course I’d wear padded gloves so it wouldn’t hurt me a bit

He might bring electricity to some impoverished areas

Wasn't me-Shaggy

Well I certainly don't deny I am the lucky one in this! But my question is whatever would I do with a carpet beater and why would I want to beat it? Looks perdy midevil to me hehe...

Mister Kylan you flatter me too much, I dare say it will go straight to me head

Sheesh figures you would wear protection for yourself, what about lil' 'ol me?

Hiya Kylan, I do hope your weekend has treated you kindly, missed seeing you too

 

[AmaranthaMae]

Wasn't me-Shaggy

Try Honesty - Billy Talent

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

You're So Fine ~ Little Walter

Who said that?! O.k You better come out or I shall ring a priest to sprinkle holy water all over this thread.

Good to kinda see you pretty one, I hope you and yours are very well.

Gypsy woman~ Hilary Duff

*Darts into the room, looks around to catch Kylan's eye, then darts back out again giggling*

 

[Kylan]

Wasn't me-Shaggy

Well I certainly don't deny I am the lucky one in this! But my question is whatever would I do with a carpet beater and why would I want to beat it? Looks perdy midevil to me hehe...

Mister Kylan you flatter me too much, I dare say it will go straight to me head

Sheesh figures you would wear protection for yourself, what about lil' 'ol me?

Hiya Kylan, I do hope your weekend has treated you kindly, missed seeing you too

I Saw Your Shoes ~ Cowboy Junkies

You being so delicate you would never use the carpet beater. Me, being the gentleman I am, will be the only one to use it.

Ms. Teaze, we both know that you are an irrepressible vision of feminine loveliness. You may stop fluttering your eyes...actually don't

Again, I shall be a gentleman and spring to your aid by toughening up your hands. You will thank me for it someday.

I missed you too Ms. Teaze. The weekend is going very well, but busy. I've a bathroom that doesn't resemble a bathroom in any way. You women do insist on the most impossible things...Now if you tell me you're smiling, it will make it all worth while

 

[TeeTee]

I Saw Your Shoes ~ Cowboy Junkies

You being so delicate you would never use the carpet beater. Me, being the gentleman I am, will be the only one to use it.

Ms. Teaze, we both know that you are an irrepressible vision of feminine loveliness. You may stop fluttering your eyes...actually don't

Again, I shall be a gentleman and spring to your aid by toughening up your hands. You will thank me for it someday.

I missed you too Ms. Teaze. The weekend is going very well, but busy. I've a bathroom that doesn't resemble a bathroom in any way. You women do insist on the most impossible things...Now if you tell me you're smiling, it will make it all worth while

Blue Suade Shoes-Elvis Presly


Oh thank goodness, cause I just couldn't see myself beating that poor carpet for anything

* Licks lips and bats lashes teasingly*

Hmmm...ever thughtful you are i must say, although I'm not too sure I'd be thanking you for scuffed up hands, would definately limit my abilities on many levels

LOL are you remodling the bathroom? Oh I bet Essa is thrilled (lucky her hehe) make sure to put in granite counter tops in there and Pedistal sinks hehe
I hear ya, my weekend has been perdy busy as well. Went to the dog pound with my gf yesterday, ended up being there almost 2 hours looking at all the dogs for adoption. Turns out it just so happened to be Adopt A Dog weekend and they were having a big ol shindig there. Took everything I had not to walk out with a new pet

 

[Kylan]

Blue Suade Shoes-Elvis Presly


Oh thank goodness, cause I just couldn't see myself beating that poor carpet for anything

* Licks lips and bats lashes teasingly*

Hmmm...ever thughtful you are i must say, although I'm not too sure I'd be thanking you for scuffed up hands, would definately limit my abilities on many levels

LOL are you remodling the bathroom? Oh I bet Essa is thrilled (lucky her hehe) make sure to put in granite counter tops in there and Pedistal sinks hehe
I hear ya, my weekend has been perdy busy as well. Went to the dog pound with my gf yesterday, ended up being there almost 2 hours looking at all the dogs for adoption. Turns out it just so happened to be Adopt A Dog weekend and they were having a big ol shindig there. Took everything I had not to walk out with a new pet

Hell On High Heels ~ Pretty Maids

But Honey, surely you would beat it for lil' ole me *flutters eyes*

Oh, I reckon I could limit your movement in other ways...and you wouldn't have to thank me

Yup, I am...note the use of 'I' - Not convinced on the granite for a bathroom I must confess, but it does look beautiful in a kitchen...it is a very tactile substance.

Them pounds are horrible. Here in the U.k we gotta go (the whole family, including kids) and pick out a puppie. Then the kids fall in love with one and two weeks later you may be told you may or may not be allowed to adopt it. I personally wouldn't risk that heart-break on the kids...Damn, there goes my Internet reputation. Can you say you're still scared of me...please?

 

[TeeTee]

Hell On High Heels ~ Pretty Maids

But Honey, surely you would beat it for lil' ole me *flutters eyes*

Oh, I reckon I could limit your movement in other ways...and you wouldn't have to thank me

Yup, I am...note the use of 'I' - Not convinced on the granite for a bathroom I must confess, but it does look beautiful in a kitchen...it is a very tactile substance.

Them pounds are horrible. Here in the U.k we gotta go (the whole family, including kids) and pick out a puppie. Then the kids fall in love with one and two weeks later you may be told you may or may not be allowed to adopt it. I personally wouldn't risk that heart-break on the kids...Damn, there goes my Internet reputation. Can you say you're still scared of me...please?

She's Got The Jack-ACDC

Well if you asked very nicely, I might just just be persuaded just for lil' 'ol you

LOL of course I would thank you if you were so kind as to spare my hands

Oh I love granite for kitchen, although if you're not too keen on granite have you considered marbel for the counter in bathroom?

I know what you mean there, not just the heartbreak for for the kids either. Gawd I fell in love with a lab mix boy dog yesterday named Rowdy...too bad the details on him was he didn't get along with kids under 16 or he'd be here right now. I already have 2 dogs, but my Annie girl is terminal, she has Lymphoma. probably won't be with us come summer time (cries) So I do want to bring in another dog, preferably a boy one this time. Although I think it's best to wait till she passes, don't want her to think were trying to replace her.
Not to worry Kylan, I fear you with as much reverence as ever

 

[joeys-game]

Leader Of The Pack ~ Twisted Sister

Well, there was the most gorgeous girl in here a while back chattin' about how cute her Man would look in a Maids outfit, but we mustn’t mention it. I think her Male must be some sadistic piece of work not to let her have her fantasy. I’m sure you agree, Joey, you being as liberal minded as me an all.

I'm your pusher,(I'm the king pin), Ice T


Gorgeous girl you say, well lucky you bro! A maids outfit huh? Interesting that is I must say.
So your telling me that you would dress in a maids outfit kylan?
Learn something new everyday

 

[lovemonster]

Lord Of The Thighs ~ Aerosmith

*sniff* If you wouldn’t mind, Tiger Twinkies. I get so little sleep at night worrying about it *sob*

NoOOooooOOoo, not ‘Dallas’ My Mum used to watch that. Mind you, Joey does have a bit of the Bobby Ewing about him

Coffee is bad for you, all that caffeine. My body is a temple. (That broken down one from the ’Indiana Jones’ flicks)

Did I Shave My Legs For This? - Deana Carter

Ok, you just leave it with me snookypookums and I'll sort all those horrid women out. Do you need a cuddle too just to make you feel better?

Well it was better than 'Dynasty'..... What, you mean his whole life is a dream he has in the shower?

Ummm....and alcohol is better than caffeine?? Everything in moderation, didn't anybody ever tell you that Kylan?

 

[Kylan]

She's Got The Jack-ACDC

Well if you asked very nicely, I might just just be persuaded just for lil' 'ol you

LOL of course I would thank you if you were so kind as to spare my hands

Oh I love granite for kitchen, although if you're not too keen on granite have you considered marbel for the counter in bathroom?

I know what you mean there, not just the heartbreak for for the kids either. Gawd I fell in love with a lab mix boy dog yesterday named Rowdy...too bad the details on him was he didn't get along with kids under 16 or he'd be here right now. I already have 2 dogs, but my Annie girl is terminal, she has Lymphoma. probably won't be with us come summer time (cries) So I do want to bring in another dog, preferably a boy one this time. Although I think it's best to wait till she passes, don't want her to think were trying to replace her.
Not to worry Kylan, I fear you with as much reverence as ever

Barenaked? ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt

‘Course I’d ask nicely…while idly playing with the electric fly swatter to give you a lil’ encouragement.

Yup, I’d spare your hands…not to sure if I could be so lenient with other parts of your anatomy though

Marble sure is beautiful, Ms. Teaze, but I reckon it’s too porous for a bathroom, even when sealed. I can just see a certain gorgeous girl spillin’ nail polish remover all over it. I’m thinking Corian at the moment. Something like this

This confounded medium is nowhere near enough to convey how sincerely sorry I am to hear that Ms. Teaze. We lost a Lab mix a couple of years back after thirteen years. It’s truly an awful experience, my heart goes out to you.

We picked up a Border Collie about a month after the Lab moved on. He's 4 now. The cats love chasing him

 

[Kylan]

Gypsy woman~ Hilary Duff

*Darts into the room, looks around to catch Kylan's eye, then darts back out again giggling*

Tramp ~ Stranglers

Dang, that is one sexy giggle...such a shame she moves so fast. I wonder if 'cuffs might slow her down

 

[AmaranthaMae]

Tramp ~ Stranglers

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett

 

[Kylan]

I'm your pusher,(I'm the king pin), Ice T


Gorgeous girl you say, well lucky you bro! A maids outfit huh? Interesting that is I must say.
So your telling me that you would dress in a maids outfit kylan?
Learn something new everyday

Cocaine Blues ~ Johnny Cash

So you find the idea of dressing in a Maids outfit interesting, Joey? I do hope that pretty lady reads back and realises that so she can insist her Man experiments with her.
I would, but I haven't got the legs for it.

 

[Kylan]

Bad Reputation - Joan Jett

I'm A Good Man ~ The Robert Cray Band


Hiya AmaranthaMae, good to see you in my am

 

[AmaranthaMae]

I'm A Good Man ~ The Robert Cray Band


Hiya AmaranthaMae, good to see you in my am

That's a Crying Shame -Jack Johnson

Hey! I never know who to talk to in here, since I'm a newbie and all, lol. Though I just like this thread, I don't need to talk much anyways!

 

[Kylan]

Did I Shave My Legs For This? - Deana Carter

Ok, you just leave it with me snookypookums and I'll sort all those horrid women out. Do you need a cuddle too just to make you feel better?

Well it was better than 'Dynasty'..... What, you mean his whole life is a dream he has in the shower?

Ummm....and alcohol is better than caffeine?? Everything in moderation, didn't anybody ever tell you that Kylan?

Hot Legs ~ Rod Stewart

Yes, please...but you gotta promise to be gentle with me

Nawww, I hear that guy is so mean even water won't go near him

Yup, I was too busy doing a hundred things at once to listen

 

[joeys-game]

Cocaine Blues ~ Johnny Cash

So you find the idea of dressing in a Maids outfit interesting, Joey? I do hope that pretty lady reads back and realises that so she can insist her Man experiments with her.
I would, but I haven't got the legs for it.

Drugs In My Pocket, B52'S


*sure you do Kylan honey, why i seen those sexy legs of yours with my own eyes*..bats eyelashes at you..rofl"

 

[Kylan]

That's a Crying Shame -Jack Johnson

Hey! I never know who to talk to in here, since I'm a newbie and all, lol. Though I just like this thread, I don't need to talk much anyways!

Are You A Rebel? ~ Acid Drinkers

Chat to whomever the hell you like...if they complain, take it very seriously, google a few 'Yo Mama' jokes, swear a lot and question their parentage

I seem to chat a fair bit...I'm not nosy, just Irish

 

[Kylan]

Drugs In My Pocket, B52'S


*sure you do Kylan honey, why i seen those sexy legs of yours with my own eyes*..bats eyelashes at you..rofl"

American Bad Ass ~ Kid Rock

You promised you wouldn't mention our web-cam fun, you lil' devil you. *blushes furiously*

PS ~ Why did you use white font...you knew I was gonna quote you

 

[AmaranthaMae]

Are You A Rebel? ~ Acid Drinkers

Chat to whomever the hell you like...if they complain, take it very seriously, google a few 'Yo Mama' jokes, swear a lot and question their parentage

I seem to chat a fair bit...I'm not nosy, just Irish

That's Who I Am - Jessica Andrews

You have any good Yo Mama jokes just in case?

 

[Kylan]

That's Who I Am - Jessica Andrews

You have any good To Mama jokes just in case?

Don't Treat Me Bad ~ Firehouse

I have, but I can't tell you them. I'm too shy ya see

 

[AmaranthaMae]

Don't Treat Me Bad ~ Firehouse

I have, but I can't tell you them. I'm too shy ya see

Be my Yoko Ono? - Barenaked Ladies


I'm sure, lol. I'll just question parentage then!