lovemonster
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Essa said:I've Lost My Mummy ~ Rolf Harris![]()
It's o.k, no one will ever know, I won't tell another soul![]()
All Alone? - Dru Hill
Thank you, I knew I could rely on your discretion
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Essa said:I've Lost My Mummy ~ Rolf Harris![]()
It's o.k, no one will ever know, I won't tell another soul![]()
lovemonster said:All Alone? - Dru Hill
Thank you, I knew I could rely on your discretion![]()
Essa said:Alone And Forsaken ~ Social Distortion![]()
Hey, I'm good like that, you'd be surprised the amount of things I know that I tell everyone![]()
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lovemonster said:Bored Of You - Pursuit Of Happiness
You never bloody tell me these things that you tell everyone else!![]()
Essa said:Feel The Same Way I Do? ~ Destiny''s Child![]()
I couldn't possibly...it's about you![]()
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lovemonster said:Two Of A Kind - Beverly Craven![]()
Oh, that's ok then. As long as you don't know anything that I don't.![]()
I'm going to have to run, have a good evening Essa![]()
iemtzingu said:
asian_princess said:<threadjack sowwy KykYMcForgivingpants>
OMG.
this is my 3rd favourite song...ever.
*strains up onto my tippy toes to reach the high notes*
</threadjack...pokes KyKY and scurries off>
lovemonster said:Cruel Young Lover - Human League
Perhaps you're right, but maybe thimble is a little too....large...Oh, I quite agree, about time someone gave him a free nose job.
You're too kind. I won't forget the baby oil either. Do I bring the baby too?Hmm.....did they discover how to make chips back then?
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Pretty Young Thing ~ B2k
joeys-game said:One by One, rikoshay![]()
Who indeed would have done that? I can't recall ..it will come to me eventually though![]()
Essa said:Giggles ~ Fugees![]()
Kylan said:Pretty Young Thing ~ B2k
OhHhHHHhHHh, you made light of the horizontally challenged, hehehehe. I s'pose if there were two Prince's, you (as in a personal you) could always screw them together. As far as Barry Manilow goes. I've seen the ad(vertisment) for his new compilation on TV. I reckon he's singing 'I can't smile without you' to his plastic surgeon.![]()
Naww, drop the brat at McDonald's. He might learn to make the French Fry, just like back in the good old days.![]()
Oh, that's bad ... and so wrong in so many ways too. I must go wash my hands out with soap and water.![]()
Why would I want to screw one Prince, let alone two?? 

lovemonster said:You Don't Have To Say You Love Me - Dusty Springfield
No, I wouldn't dream of doing a thing like take the piss out of short peopleWhy would I want to screw one Prince, let alone two??
He won't be able to smile without his teeth either once we extract them and sew his lips together
Is there a proliferation of French people who work at McDonalds then?
Yes, that was bad. Go and sit in the corner until you think of something suitably funny to redeem yourself![]()
Kylan said:I Won't ~ Pat Benatar
Yes, yes you would ... Oh for crying out loud woman, get with it. Screw two small things together, make one big thing, a bit like when you use an Arab strap on that man of yours. Fantastic idea for our pal Barry though. You know something? You think more like me everyday. Liberating, isn't it?![]()
Yes, that's exactly what I meant. I would never suggest burning the French in oil. Well, unless it was Madame Olive Oil and she being all safe, sane AND consensual to Monsieur Popeye.
Damn. I'm going for my beauty sleep now, and because I can't post with you I'm all depressed ... and it's your fault, you Whore In Satin. Love the negligee, precious.![]()
Please enjoy your night, and do dream sweetly when you get there![]()
If I'd gone for that one, you'd have said you mean the other one. And I don't have the foggiest idea what you mean, Arab Strap? 

Kylan said:Like Toy Soldiers ~ Eminem
I really hope you do. In fact, I wish you do. In fact, I wish you do almost as much as I wish I get that thread that I'm wishing for.
But on a completely different topic, give all my best to that wonderful girl of yours. I'm missing her around these parts ... but don't tell her I said that. Can't have her getting uppity.![]()
You might get that thread after all, have you been wishing hard, fingers crossed?
Kylan said:"Ha Ha," said The Clown, his voice a hissing whisper ~ Manfred Mann.
Erm ... I might have made that 'his voice' bit up.![]()
Essa said:Siamese Twins ~ The Cure![]()
Actually I know nothing, care to share some secrets with me?![]()
I'm just off myself, have a good one![]()

lovemonster said:Freak Like Me - Sugababes
No, you'll only go and spread them about everywhere, you loose lipped tart![]()
Afternoon Essa![]()
Essa said:Yes, This Is About You ~ Gatsby''s American Dream![]()
Hey, you been peering up my skirt when I'm not looking again?![]()
Afternoon Lm![]()


lovemonster said:It's All About You - McFly
No need to peer up anything, it's that short the world can see what you had for breakfast...![]()
Essa said:Me, Myself & I ~ Exodus![]()
Well someone's got to give cheap thrills away, I'm just doing my bit for mankind is all![]()
lovemonster said:Self Obsession - Blindman's Holiday
Oh, is that what you call it? And I notice you said cheap rather than free, how much are you charging?![]()
Essa said:Self Obsessed And Sexxee ~ Sonic Youth![]()
I couldn't possibly charge, now if they want to give me something for my trouble, I won't say no![]()
lovemonster said:Too Lost In You - Sugababes
Of course you wouldn't, that would be rude, after all...![]()
