lovemonster said:Just The Two Of Us? - Grover Washington Jr
*smirks*
You could always email or text 'em....
Kylan, knowing you, two hours a night on your knees until age 10 was nowhere near enough to cover both of us....
Kylan said:Father Figure? ~ George Michael
*sigh*
Don't be silly ... I never have any credit on my cell.
Oh, I dunno, I prayed hard ... Bless me Father, My knees are skinned ...
Email 'em then....
lovemonster said:Just Like Daddy - Tupac
*chuckle*
Is that why you never call?
I think a lot of praying would be knee'ded to sort you and me out
I'm Your Man ~ Wham 
Kylan said:
I txtd U .. RUL8 .. E-mail?! What the hell is that?
Tell you what, let's be born again virgins.
E-mail...it's that thing people send you on the interweb that you never answer
lovemonster said:All The Man That I Need - Whitney Houston
When did U txt me? I neva got it
Fuck off, it was dismal enough being a virgin the first time round and I'm not having that operation....
Kylan said:Personal Jesus ~ Marilyn Manson
Guess my mood.
I txt U 2Day? ... You mean that thing where I gotta log in to that goes 'welcome to Yahoo kylan_hunt (at) yahoo. co (dot) UK' ?
Codicil to above which was added for comedic effect ... if you add me to your Yahoo, there's a chance I might not talk to you because I hate you, you bore me and I detest IM. Conversation, I find, only works with a topic. Pissing off a sadist with 'jokes of the day' and 'Hi' will not be good for you emotionally.
Did you just swear?? Oh, you, you, you potty mouth!!
lovemonster said:Shackles (Praise You) - Mary Mary
I'm guessing if I powder my face white and make my eye a bit weird, you might have the hots for me
U ddnt txt me 2day, u lie 2 me! ... that's the one....that place that you don't talk to me on
I apologise for my potty mouth, it was most unladylike of me. It was the memory of virginity that did it....
Kylan said:Sweet Dreams ~ Marilyn Manson
Some of them want to use you ...
Listen Lady, I've got 9 windows open here, one cat, and one gal that sneaked in purring, but doesn't think I've seen her ... but I'm only talking to you. Yahoo!! Can you see me?
Sorry, but I'd be remiss in my Internet Domlyness if I let you away with that. Go give that man across the street your body.
Kylan said:
I could tell you I s'pose, it is so sensual when women do it ...
I appreciate your words, bud, truly I do *hug*
But .. ~ Bah.
lovemonster said:Dreaming Of You - Selena
I think that gal is hoping to get your attention......but I'm sure you're talking to more than little old me
I went to give it to him, but he said 'not today dear' and shut the door
joeys-game said:I won't tell, Fat Joe
(c'mon man, tell me what i wanna know)
I'll..
back at ya..(hug)
yeah i hear ya, i truly do...
Dumpling said:
I Walk The Line ~ Johnny Cash
Kylan said:Why? ~ Annie Lennox
Nope, I have to tell her so that she can drive you insane. It's in the rules.
*sigh* I'm just a tortured soul. I blame women, vegans, Scientologists and you.
joeys-game said:do you know, sasuike
*im already insane..didn't you know?*
you always blame me man..even when im not there..what i do to you Kylan, *sniff*..I only missed once..it was only once..and now you do this...
Who Are You? ~ The Who
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