http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdILYbSkwQ
*what reason ky, why do i make you weep?*
is it when i ...oh nevermind
Mr Brownstone? ~ Velvet Revolver 
Hold It!! Don't Drop It ~ Jennifer Lopez
Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways. *nods*
Yeah, it amused me the first time. Now it's like so yesterday. -- Naww, I don't reckon much to that super-glue ... only thing it glues permanently is the bloody lid on it's own tube.
It was very tempting but believe it or not, I hold Nurses and Doctors in very high esteem. I'd be horrified if some pencil-pusher gave them a reprimand because of me.
I don't afford the same respect to therapists.
-- It can also be really good for gluing your fingers together too as you're trying to get the lid off -- Perhaps it's all written down in a book somewhere? You know, those things we used to look at before the interweb was invented.. 
Losing Grip - Avril Lavigne
Oh my god, I soooo can't believe you said that! *shocked*
Well, I'm used to you yawning now so....
I better wear a nurses uniform when we meet, it might save me..
Don't Give Up!!~ Kate Bush/Peter Gabriel 
you sing too?????
She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.
Oh and you know what super-glue is really good for? You know where it says "Keep in a cool place" ... guess who put it in the 'fridge. Yup, me. It's still there, stuck fast beside the eggs. *laughs* No, I don't recall these 'Books' you speak of either. I reckon the whole 'Book' thing must be an urban legend.
Lady, if I met you in some dark alley, I may not be paying attention to what you're wearing.
-- No, I'm sure they exist. I think we even have a couple in the house. Somewhere.
Hold On Tight - ELO
You sure she wasn't chinese?
*laughs* Ahh well, at least it's not sticking your fingers together. Or any other bits
You wouldn't? *goes back to drawing board*
Scream If You Wanna Go Faster ~ Geri Halliwel
A fe fe fe a fe fe fe, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
Pssst ... I have loads of books here, but didn't want to say in case you thought me old-fashioned. I'm trying to impress you, you see. How am I doing?
No, I wouldn't take a lot of notice if you were dressed as a teacher either.
