lovemonster
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Lift Me Up!! ~ Geri Halliwell
Yes, I noticed ... another reason why I never asked you for your 'Desert Island Discs"![]()

Lazy ~ X-Press2
Well, I never understood this whole 'Desert Island Discs' concept anyway. If you were on a desert island, where would you get the power to run your record player?
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The Importance Of Being Idle ~ Oasis
You stupid, stupid woman!! It's a solar-powered gramophone! You wind the Sun up at night so it doesn't burn you ...
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Drifting Along? ~ Jamiroquai
Oh damn, now why didn't I think of that? I must remember to take it with me when I'm shipwrecked...
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Sailing ... ~ Rod Stewart Sailing ... ~ Rod Stewart
Mexican wave?
\o/ \o/ o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/
Yeah ... be sure and leave room beside the kitchen sink for the Sun.![]()
Sailing On The Seven Seas? ~ OMD
That's not a mexican wave....they're not wearing sombreros.
What do I need the kitchen sink for? I've got a solar powered gramaphone.![]()
Seven Seas Of Rye! ~ Queen.
Yeah, yeah ... that's not a woman 'cause she's wearing jeans, her bra doesn't match her panties, she's no make-up, heels, low-cut top or fragrance ... and she's not going for lunch in a Bistro!! Quick. Ignore her.
Knowing you, you'd pack the sink just to wind me up.![]()


The Water Is Wide ~ The Seekers
No, she's not a woman because he's a transvestite. Goober.
No, I'd take the jeans to wind you up. The sink would just be for fun![]()
The Water Is Wide ~ The Seekers
No, she's not a woman because he's a transvestite. Goober.
No, I'd take the jeans to wind you up. The sink would just be for fun![]()

Sail Away? ~ The Rasmus
Yo-yo-you mean (s)he hasn't got all three womanly bits? Nevermind, as they say on threads like this, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad ... but what's a 'goober' ?
Yes indeed, I could have much fun with your head over a sink of water.![]()
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I'll Sail This Ship Alone ~ Beautiful South
No, I'm afraid (s)he hasn't. But (s)he has three manly bits to make up for it....and a goober is....a term of affection for you.
Oh, I'm sure you could. Thanks for offering to wash my hair for me.
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No Body Wants To Be Lonely ~ Ricky Martin/Christina Aguilera
Not according to this, it isn't ...
No problem. Just remember to pack the 'Wash and gone'.![]()
Tired of Being Alone ~ Al Green
It says quite clearly there, it's a term of endearment...![]()
I packed it, but one wash and it was gone...![]()

(I'd Like To Get You) On A Slow Boat To China. ~ Dean Martin.
Yeah, yeah, I bet you say that to all the guys. By the by, pay no attention to the video ... Dean Martin was just an incorrigible cad with a acerbic sense of humour, whom drank and smoked far too much, so I admire him in no way whatsoever.
Did you check above your 'Head And Shoulders' ?![]()

And I can understand you not admiring Dean Martin, I mean, what is there to admire in such a man? 