Tio_Narratore
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NEVER sack a tomato on the bottom of a bag and put cans on top: you'll end up with ketchup!tomato
And be drummed out of polite society to the beat of a tom-tom!NEVER sack a tomato on the bottom of a bag and put cans on top: you'll end up with ketchup!![]()
After being drummed out, it sounds like portions of polite society will line up to kick the person in the patoot!And be drummed out of polite society to the beat of a tom-tom!
And mark him with a tattoo of his offence.After being drummed out, it sounds like portions of polite society will line up to kick the person in the patoot!![]()
Do you think someone could kick him hard enough for said person's footprint to attest as a tattoo of the impact???And mark him with a tattoo of his offence.
Perhaps it could be stated that it was such.Do you think someone could kick him hard enough for said person's footprint to attest as a tattoo of the impact???
Maybe not if the person's backside proved too fatted.Perhaps it could be stated that it was such.
But what if they farted at the force of the kick?Maybe not if the person's backside proved too fatted.![]()
adriftBut what if they farted at the force of the kick?
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I doubt the commander using said person as cannon fodder would make same individual feel fonder of that leader!Fodder
No, that person wouldn't become a friend.I doubt the commander using said person as cannon fodder would make same individual feel fonder of that leader!
Not only would that person not be considered a friend, but would better confined to a group of fiends!No, that person wouldn't become a friend.
designNot only would that person not be considered a friend, but would better confined to a group of fiends!
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Come now, Tio: how can a man of experience like yourself think you rank only as an ensign at design when you're possibly a genius instead?ensign
Gilligan’s Island had both; a naval officer, and singer Ginger.I'm afraid I'm as poor a naval officer as I am a singer.
She was quite the bell ringer back in the day!Gilligan’s Island had both; a naval officer, and singer Ginger.
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